I hate meatheads! Date Thursday, April 18, 2024 - 04:27 PM PST Topic Rant I love the human race....but god, I hate people. Mostly I hate meatheads, a sub-species of humanity that this college town is absolutely (or should I say absolutly) overrun with. SO, what is a meathead? I present the following informative essay: The easiiest way to spot a meathead is to look for his friends. Meatheads travel in a muscle-bound, testosterone soaked, sportswear blur. There are always at least 3 walking together at any given time. Meatheads always, always carry a refillable plastic cup to transport keg beer from party to party. Meatheads are the guys who come to college to join the frat their dad was in. They major in business, or communications. They fail their first quarter, then cheat their way through the rest of school. Meatheads will fuck up your car, or steal your bike just for fun, because they have never had to work for anything themselves. Meatheads love yelling "faggot!" as my friends walk down the street. Then they go home and circle jerk or slap each other's asses after a rousing game of street football. A meathead's favorite way to get laid is to wait for some poor chickie* to pass out, then brag to all his meathead friends about what a slut she is. Meatheads love (and I repeat LOVE) the Dave Matthews Band. Meatheads always have their cellphones out, and are very careful to flash their matching Eddie Bauer case long enough to let everyone know how important they are. Meatheads fear anything, or anyone that is even slightly different from the norm. Meatheads are almost always white, upper middle class, suburban spoiled brats between the ages of 18 and 30. Meatheads shout "whooooo-hooooooo" at the top of their lungs in the middle of the night at seemingly random times. Meatheads start riots for no reason, ruining parties for all the non-meatheads. *chickie: The girl version of the meathead. Sorry, I felt the need to rant after being harassed by some meatheads while walking home last night....anyone else got good meathead stories? This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=64