Jormungander's Rodeo Date Friday, April 19, 2024 - 02:06 PM PST Topic Experiences Alright, I'm back...sorta' From all over America, to Okinawa and places thereabouts and back again...on my voyages across space and time I have fought, won, lost, riddled the great dragon, spiked an old wizards mead and ran screaming in fear from many an unusually short person. It's kinda' funny...I left and joined the military, running like hell from something that scared the everloving crap out of me...only to end up right back where I started from. So hear I am, in Southern California again...causing trouble and living a beautifully chaotic life. Funny how I'm not scared of it anymore...maybe I grew up, or maybe I just got nifty calluses...I dunno' Women...always one of my more interesting problems. Strange how I ran amok on so many misadventures only to come back to the girl I so coldly left behind, and fell just as hard, if not harder in love...all over again. I knew Merry Widow a long time ago...and now, I have someone I can trust, who's as open minded and wild as can be, better yet! She can tolerate my antics!! Best of all, my life has become subsumed by a bittersweet, painfully delcious sort of chaos... Everything and nothing happening all at once. I've finally been able to get into a coupla' barfights with my little sister...went a couple rounds with the local boys, got chased out of a few girl's bedrooms and engendered upon a great cow-tipping quest. (Hint, don't tip the one's with balls...) All kinds of new strange stuff to play with, I could never go bored where I am now... Theres only one problem!! It's all here in one place!! Agh! As much as I love it...I can't stand it! I gots ta' keep moving, I have all the roads to go exploring...wanderlust, you know what I mean ya'? Marco Dolo, the intrepid (and insipid) explorer has come home...but can't freaking stand it... I gotta' keep going... I'm not going to live forever...well, maybe, but still thats no excuse... There are rights to wrong, dragons to slay, fires to dance through and girl's to ravish... I'm back, and I'm alive...but I don't want to lose my edge. ~sigh~ Missed you guys, and I wish I could have been around to argue and comment and primp and preen...I think I shall make reparations in due haste. Forgot how much I loved and Hated America... What a great place to Live so fast and die so wonderfully. I await my next Violent sunrise... Ooh...monkey-flavored jellybeans...they taste like catsup. Oh yeah! I'm gonna' be a paramedic soon! Cool beans ya? Dolo This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=422