THIS MEANS WAR! ^*^
Date Thursday, March 28, 2024 - 04:49 AM PST
Topic Icky People


I live in an abomination known as an apartment complex. In the five mile stretch of road I live on there are four...count them on your toes...FOUR! Churches existing....there is the ukranian fellowship/settlement a mile away, a protestant church down the street from that, one on the other end, and now, there is a HUGE concrete monument being constructed to draw more cowed souls to the latest "our lord of ridiculous expenditures" chapel by a grocerystore! It's HUGE...and government funded no doubt like the rest of 'em.
Plus, there are these crazy mormon missionary boys living across the parking lot from us. Mind you, the are right by the main drive, next to the office building, and you have to drive by their sliding glass door to go home. They for the longest time had a big picture of Jeezus facing out for all to see, whether we like it or not, on the glass door. Oh what a hellish sight to have to see when driving home after a long day of retail whoring.....I hated it.

Okay, time to get even. So, since they have to use the laundry room which is located right across the hall from our door, we hung a clip from a seventh day adventist comic about sinners and hell depicting a satanic mass and the king morbid himself in all his goat glory presiding over his hell bound followers. It was funny. It was retaliation.

The next morning, my fiance heard banging on the door. He figured it was his sister wanting to drop her kids off, so stayed in bed. The pounding stopped, he slept.....later he went outside and saw a bunch of pictures of the slaughtered lamb of god and bible snipets pasted all over his front door around and on the satanic cartoon. We pondered several options....

1) take it to the office and complain about being harassed

2)draw devil horns and buck teeth on christ and put the pics back up..starting a country home apartment complex religious war.

3)put up more cartoons and see what happens

well, to those of you who know me, I can't pass up an opportunity to cause trouble, so I drew horns, buck teeth, chest hair and a unibrow on jeezus and next to where they wrote "john 3:16" I added "means I just whooped your ass! Cause the late JC SAYS SO!"

(okay shut up, I know I'm a hick. You can take a girl out of the sticks....)

needless to say they then stole BOTH comics and have yet to retaliate....

I smell blood...I smell fear....I smell bike tires coming my way......

the war is on.....feel free to chime in with ideas or tell me how shamful I am. I'm a bad girl. I just can't help it!

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