You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
Date Wednesday, April 17, 2024 - 08:31 PM PST
Topic News


I had wanted to write a nice long article with all the juicy details in it, but unfortunately, I have received word that the B.F.'s ex has discovered this website, and, as she's already being obsessive and threatening borderline-stalking, I really don't want to give those details to her.

Wow. That was a long sentence!

Anyway, what I will tell you is that I had a daughter at 8:35 AM, July 9th. She weighs 7 lbs., 8 oz., and is 19 inches long. Her name is Riley Miranda Louise. We are both doing very well.

Anyone who wants to hear all the gory details of labor (or more likely, what she looks like and things like that!) can send me a private message and I will write them back. Of course, I will have to only answer the messages of people who I know. Sorry, all those curious ones who want to know more, but I just don't want to take the risk.

Bother all those shmengy people who have to make things difficult. CERTAIN PEOPLE (*hint, hint*) need to seriously grow up!

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