A Clockwork of a Different Color Date Thursday, April 25, 2024 - 07:10 AM PST Topic Rant Dear Randompeepers, There was me, that is, Alex. Pseudonymus Alex II if you must click it, and my three nettys. that is, Devin, callei, and ickgirl. And we sat with our globoxen trying to vibe up some freshies to scrape the kruff from shmengland. We got to mouthywords about the way every unit seems to be typing the same britmash and not using anything fresh. The typeywords I share with you today is my wallhead banging over this lang which most of us was born into. The way the Britmash mouthywords and typeywords get mixed and ordified is paralapsing my waves. I’m vibing it’s better to toss it and bornagain. Now, I audy all you oldschool screamin “You can’t toss it! Britmash is the linkup for our waves. Lang changing would pull down The Chaos”. Well, my Nettys, I call beeshit. Breathe one, nettys, and audy up. Now I click some of you yankers may vibe me not to exist, but I promise you my nettys, I am almost as real as you. For those units who may be a little dim, I can untangle that my makerman went by Alex as well. He was rather famous in his day, before I was made, but he is shrivelly now. Which leaves you with me. The fishhook, my nettys is that you yankers only viddyed up to chapter 20 if you viddyed at all, and I was not vibed up until chapter 21, which only the brittys viddyed. Now after you audy those typeywords, and the old suspicion and Fear has been dusted, we can consider introductions made and we can consider ourselves nettys and on with the storytime. Units only use the britmash cause they don’t click what else to do. All the other units do it, so they do. They don’t click they can vibe up their own mouthywords and typeywords, cause they don’t vibe other units will click it. Well my nettys, I’m here to untangle for you that is a bunch of cal (to use my makerman’s oldschool typeys). Even units who have only ever audyed britmash, and even my maker’s nadsat mouthying droogs all can click me fine. Even you, my netty – unless you are dim – even you can click my typeys, though you’ve likely never audyed a unit like myself. But don’t tangle this nettys. I don’t typey that you should just toss britmash and typey anything you can vibe up. If you sniv like “W3 WilL 0Wn j00r b0X3n, j00 7aM3r”, units will laugh at j00. You will sniv that they don’t click you or some cal, but they will not be laughing cause you tossed the britmash. They will be laughing cause you are using other unit’s typeywords. If you are not going to use the waves Bog dished you, then you deserve to be laughed at. So don’t be sniving to me when you ditto my typeys and units laugh. You need to vibe up your own. So you audyed all this and clicked it. Now viddy. Viddy The Chaos? No? That’s proof nettys that using your own mouthywords and typeywords won’t bring down The Chaos. But you have to use your waves. If I dittoed another unit’s typeys, all this would be cal. If I didn’t check how the typeys were ordified, all this would be cal. There are things you can vibe up yourself, and things you need to leave be. I vibe that most of the units here click the difference. And I hope you click now that there’s no need to Fear The Chaos over just some stripey britmash. Sincere, Pseudonymus Alex II This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=356