The Idiocy of Bible Schools Date Wednesday, April 17, 2024 - 06:57 PM PST Topic Rant This guy who apparently used to work where I do now came back and visited today and was talking about the bible college he goes to. At the time I was half listening and half doing some other shit, so this is just the stuff that I've heard. There's probably ALOT more, his handbook is like 3 inches thick...heres what I know/remember of his "clean living policy" 1) You need permission to watch a PG13 movie and if you get caught with an R movie you get kicked out, and there are weekly dorm room searches to make sure you don't have any such movies 2) Males and females can't be in the same dorm room unless they're with a group (in other words you can't have sex but orgies are encouraged), there are only 2 "visitation days" per semester, and the girls can't sit down while they visit, they have to stay up the whole time 3) The girls can't wear skirts that are above about halfway between their ankles and their knees, nor can they wear anything see through even if theres something under it because of "what it might represent" 4) "Darn" gets you in trouble 5) This one is more because of the location than because of the college itself, but their video store there is just now getting Idle Hands, and they have regular nintendo games there. But this one guy donated a copy of Final Fantasy 7 saying he loved the game but felt "spiritually convicted" or some shit like that because it had magic in it 6) The tv shows there are screened to such an extent that one of the best shows there is the early Saved by the Bell, and the only cartoon they have (with a few occasional eceptions from what I heard) is pokemon, and they were considering getting rid of that too because they heard that the creator might have come up with the idea for it during a seance On the other hand, imagine how much fun it would be to go there specifically to get kicked out This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=236