Feeling like a Suppository? Date Thursday, April 25, 2024 - 12:27 PM PST Topic Icky People Walking around every day you notice the little things in life that just make you want to vomit. No, I don't mean the cute little rodents or pitbulls {no, I like them…}… I'm talking about those nauseatingly slender people who constantly have their noses high up in the air. It's almost as if they are trying to keep their heads above the clouds of the noxious toxins they call perfume that hangs in masses around their bodies. No matter how nice you try to be to them, they are nothing more than hypocrites… They believe themselves to be all high and mighty, when they act just like damned fools. Have you ever wondered how so many of them get to be so slender and perfect? Well, if you have, I'm going to tell you,, and if you haven't… Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. It is by this miraculous drug called a suppository. Perhaps it is because they are so full of shit that they need these fun pills, but I say, "It's because they do nothing more than sit on their ass's all day anyway. Why not spend the time in the bathroom?" Well, we can't all be snobs… but we sure can ignore their comments. So if ever you see one of these people, all you need say is. "Shove a suppository." I mean, hell, they already do anyway. This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=163