Episode 1
Date Thursday, April 25, 2024 - 02:47 AM PST
Topic Tales From the Ick!


St. Patrick's Day weekend. I'm on a bus headed home. Almost 11pm, Sunday night, I've been on a train for 4 hours prior to this bus. Four hours of watching 4 20something baseball hat wearing guys play cards.
A guy and a girl get on the bus at the same stop. I can't remember exactly where, but somewhere in the core of Downtown. I assume they are together. They are near the same age, both fairly "attractive" people. I casually watch as she scoots further from him, rolling her eyes in a "pissed off girlfriend" gesture.
Bored with their love spat, I glance out the window, then to the guy who looks like Sinbad. Seriously, he looks like Sinbad, when he got on the bus the bus driver introduced him as Sinbad and asked if any of us wanted an autograph. No one on the bus responded.
I check in on our quarreling couple and it dons on me that they AREN'T together, Looks like another ICK episode. He leans over, "I saw you at the Déjà vu the other night, you look better with your clothes on." He loudly whispers in that pervert-prank-caller voice.

Did he think this would work as a pick up line?

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