Santa Date Friday, April 26, 2024 - 12:42 AM PST Topic Smut This is a true story as well as a brain teaser. I wont say where I heard it, but I know that it really happened..... Picture a genial older man with a long, white beard, red plaid shirt, and big red sweats. Picture his red station wagon with liscence plates that say "santa". Now picture this sweet old man walking into a bondage shop. I know that is a stretch but it really happened. Now imagine him going over to the lady sitting at the counter reading a catalog. Imagine her suprize when this old darling asks her, after a few moments of chatter, if there are any dominitrix in town that are free that night. "I'm sorry sir, i dont know. We only sell the toys here, we have no play room, nor do we offer a meeting service." She gets very formal when startled. " Aw, are you really going to tell santa that he can't have a good spanking for Christmas?" Now here is the moral quandry.... Would she be naughty or nice if she gave him a spanking? This article comes from Shmeng http://www.shmeng.com/ The URL for this story is: http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=104