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Author: Subject: Worst Super Villains

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  posted on 31/5/2006 at 09:14 PM
So I know that there was once a forum started (I was told it was by Dolo) having people create the best super heroes. Well, I thought that we should do a "Worst Super Villians" forum as well.

Here's an example:

Name: Sud Hands
Super Power: Rubbing soap into people's eyes
Super Weakness: Accidentally rubbing his own eyes to get the morning eye crust or anything else that happens to get in there

 

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  posted on 31/5/2006 at 09:40 PM
I think I remember that forum.

Okay, here's another one.

Name: The Silly String Bandit
Super Power: Sprays pink silly string from the tips of his little fingers when he wiggles them
Super Weakness: He tends to pick his nose a lot with his little fingers

 

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  posted on 5/6/2006 at 11:19 AM
Name: Annoyingman
Super Power: Can make anyone crazy
Super Weakness: A.D.D. - if you talk real slow, it drives him crazy.


Oh wait, were these supposed to be fictional characters?

 

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  posted on 6/6/2006 at 02:49 AM
Well damn - devin stole mine.

Name: Milkman
Super Power: Steals milk from the rich to give to the poor
Super Weakness: often gets caught by guard dogs and breaks the milk bottles running away

 

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  posted on 6/6/2006 at 11:42 PM
This is a superhero for the ages, in Korea, we call him

Waygook-man (Foreigner man elsewhere)
Super Power: The incredible ability to make the world revolve around him in a 100 meter area
Super Weakness: Easily incapacitated by alcohol

Sidekick: Korean Girlfriend (or 14.8 perhaps?)
Super Power: Annoying whining in defense of all reasons for the world revolving around Waygook-man…the twinge of which will incapacitate unprepared victims causing them to rip out their eyes while being bombarded by an endless wave of tripe.
Super Weakness: Ann Rand or lack of commitment, take your pick

 

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  posted on 7/6/2006 at 04:31 AM
Yay!



Typical Customer Man
Super Power: Can ruin a retail clerks day in three seconds flat.
Super Weakness: nunchuks to the face
Sidekick: Never Present but All-powerful Friends Who Will Not Shop Here Anymore if I Won't.

And also

Cat Lady
Super Power: Actually has the incredible power of magnetism, unfortunately it only works on cats. Can sort of support an amount of cats equal to 1.5 cats per pound of cellulite. Immune to stench and e coli. Able to survive without basic human contact for prolonged periods of time. Also has the ability to live for one year longer than she would normally for each cat she possesses, replacing deceased cats with cats of the same name allow her to exist theoretically forever.
Super Weaknesses: Animal Control. Sand. Cat Telepathy (Note: This is considered a weakness because cats are in fact sverely stupid and not really capable of communicating anything helpful, other than "OMG MY BUTT TASTES LIKE JESUS FLYING OVER A MOUNTAIN OF ICECREAM.")
Sidekicks: An absolute fuckton of cats.

I already love this forum...and seriously, Sud Hands sounds like an absolute BASTARD. I bet his secret identity is that faux irish guy from the Irish Spring commercials.


 

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  posted on 7/6/2006 at 06:28 AM
Name: Doctor Von Oneupmanship.
Super Power: The ability to have experienced anything a hero is talking about and to have done so more profoundly than the hero who brought up the subject in the first place.
Background : Raised in deepest, darkest Suburbia, Doctor Stevie Von Oneupmanship spent his formative years (approximately from birth to the age of 29) dwelling in the recesses of the bottom half of his parents split-level ranch-style house and nursing his rage. From his earliest childhood, he demonstrated the ability to read four paragraphs at a time from an Encyclopaedia Brittanica in order to demonstrate his vast, mental prowess when talking to (or, as he puts it, "over the heads of") his peers. Things took a decidedly evil turn when Doctor Stevie attended two complete semesters at his local community college where he earned passing grades in Math 101, Intro to Psychology and Art History: 1200-1500 A.D.
Super Weakness: He really, really hates his telemarketing job.
Battle Cry/Catchphrase: "You think that's bad? There was this one time when I..."

 

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  posted on 7/6/2006 at 07:12 PM
Name: Mr. Obvious
Super Power: Capable of stating the extremely obvious. Examples: We are all going to die! You are going to kill us! You have a death ray shooting lazer! Those pirhana's are hungry!

Super Weakness: While able to state the obvious completely incapable of doing anything about it other then pointing out the lack of response of all others present. Example: You're just standing there! You're head has exploded.

Sidekick: Conclusive, the wonder boy
Superpower: Able to draw a conclusion in the blink of an eye. Example: No, no, not die, just suffer horribly for a bit and sort of titter off. No, the pirhana's aren't hungry, the just want to gnosh for a bit, no worries.
Superweakness: No matter how hard he tries, all his conclusions inevitably turn out to be false. Example: His head hasn't exploded....oh, wait....


 

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  posted on 8/6/2006 at 12:19 PM
quote:

I already love this forum...and seriously, Sud Hands sounds like an absolute BASTARD. I bet his secret identity is that faux irish guy from the Irish Spring commercials.



Yeah, he does sound like a bastard. I never thought about the Irish Springs dude. I haven't seen any of their commercials in quite a long time.

 

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experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell

 

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  posted on 8/6/2006 at 12:32 PM
super villans? I can only come up with lame super heros

Name: the boomerangatang
Description: guy ina amonkey suit that crusades for good
Power: the ability to make any object fly like a boomerang...
Weakness: his aim sucks

Name: The Letterman
Description: resembles a muppet withou a hand up his ass
Power: the ability to make letters appaear in bubbles over his head
Weakness: he's dislexic

Name: The speedster
Description,: wild haired japanese youth
Power: teh ability to make "speed lines" appear... makes him LOOK really quick
Weakness: completely uncontroled
Status: off the roster due to injury, speed line power went off while brushing his teeth completely ripped out a cheek

Name: Sarcastro
Description: Fidel Castro
Power: the stinging bite of sarcasm
Weakness: works alone as no one will team up with him for more than a week

 

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  posted on 9/6/2006 at 12:33 PM
Name: The Highlightor
SuperPower: Shoots colourful rainbow streams into the eyes of his enemies. Eats skittles to power up his abilities.
SuperWeakness: Always running out of ink. And coins for the vending machine (to get the skittles).
Super Gang Affiliation: CareBears back him up in times of needs.
Super Sidekick: He keeps the lucky charms guy in his pocket.

 

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  posted on 11/6/2006 at 04:58 PM
Name: Sphincter Man
Super Power: Projectil Feces
Super Weakness: He isn't anal retentive
Super Hero Custom: Depends

[Edited on 6/12/06 by EyeCandyRayce]

 

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  posted on 17/6/2006 at 03:54 PM
quote:
one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
it will be my supervillian power




Name: ElevatorMusicMan
SuperPower: Implanting annoying repetitious songs in other peoples heads
TagLine: *snicker*
SideKick: SingingMan
SideKickPower: Singing the songs that are stuck in peoples heads really badly implanting his own terrible version onto their already fragile psyche

Someone's going to make a crack about electronica now... I can feel with my force powers...

 

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  posted on 18/6/2006 at 04:34 AM
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SideKick: SingingMan
SideKickPower: Singing the songs that are stuck in peoples heads really badly implanting his own terrible version onto their already fragile psyche




Sounds like the Karaoke Kid's testicles have finally dropped.

[Edited on 6/18/2006 by Monolycus]

 

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  posted on 20/6/2006 at 06:04 PM
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Name: Mr. Obvious
Super Power: Capable of stating the extremely obvious. Examples: We are all going to die! You are going to kill us! You have a death ray shooting lazer! Those pirhana's are hungry!


Also known as Legolas
-A diversion!
-Orcs!
-...

 

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  posted on 21/7/2006 at 11:31 PM
Evil Diceman, the nemisis of all RPG-ers everywhere
Power: Making players roll 1s on important rolls, and giving GMs Ideas with which to fuck their players over
Weakness: has extreme difficulty affecting rolls made with lucky dice
Side Kick: Distraction Boy - the annoying friend who never plays but allways seems to be around coming up with stupid ideas, and and never runs short of comments about how nerdy every one else is.

 

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  posted on 28/7/2006 at 04:58 PM
Demento the Dubmaster

Powers include: ruining a good Japanese Anime, Samurai film, or Godzilla movie with terrible, cheaply made or badly written dubs with voices often wildly different from what would expected.

Alter ego: CEO of Gaimax.

 

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  posted on 29/7/2006 at 02:05 AM
Name: Master Brian Kennesy Liam Maxwell McWorthington-Farlane Coleweather XIV
Super Power: Throws solid gold bars at his enemies.
Super Weakness: Enemies often catch gold bars and use riches to take over world.

 

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  posted on 29/7/2006 at 04:33 AM
(cant take credit for this... except the hot asian booty part.. theres osme really funny articles at www.gaijinsmash.net)

Name: Gaijin
Super Power: Gaijin Smash - anytime a westerner exerts inherent dominance over the japanese people
Super Weakness: Hot Asian Booty

 

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  posted on 29/7/2006 at 04:35 AM
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Name: Annoyingman
Super Power: Can make anyone crazy
Super Weakness: A.D.D. - if you talk real slow, it drives him crazy.


Oh wait, were these supposed to be fictional characters?



There must be a clan of these. I know several of them at work.

 

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