MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2006 at 09:14 PM |
So I know that there was once a forum started (I was told it was by Dolo)
having people create the best super heroes. Well, I thought that we should
do a "Worst Super Villians" forum as well.
Here's an example:
Name: Sud Hands
Super Power: Rubbing soap into people's eyes
Super Weakness: Accidentally rubbing his own eyes to get the morning eye
crust or anything else that happens to get in there ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2006 at 09:40 PM |
I think I remember that forum.
Okay, here's another one.
Name: The Silly String Bandit
Super Power: Sprays pink silly string from the tips of his little fingers
when he wiggles them
Super Weakness: He tends to pick his nose a lot with his little fingers ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Devin
Administrator   Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 5/6/2006 at 11:19 AM |
Name: Annoyingman
Super Power: Can make anyone crazy
Super Weakness: A.D.D. - if you talk real slow, it drives him crazy.
Oh wait, were these supposed to be fictional characters?
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So Sayeth Me
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gothicmorman
Fanatic  Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2006 at 02:49 AM |
Well damn - devin stole mine.
Name: Milkman
Super Power: Steals milk from the rich to give to the poor
Super Weakness: often gets caught by guard dogs and breaks the milk bottles
running away
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Domkitten
Fanatic  Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2006 at 11:42 PM |
This is a superhero for the ages, in Korea, we call him
Waygook-man (Foreigner man elsewhere)
Super Power: The incredible ability to make the world revolve around him in
a 100 meter area
Super Weakness: Easily incapacitated by alcohol
Sidekick: Korean Girlfriend (or 14.8 perhaps?)
Super Power: Annoying whining in defense of all reasons for the world
revolving around Waygook-man…the twinge of which will incapacitate
unprepared victims causing them to rip out their eyes while being bombarded
by an endless wave of tripe.
Super Weakness: Ann Rand or lack of commitment, take your pick
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It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2006 at 04:31 AM |
Yay!
Typical Customer Man
Super Power: Can ruin a retail clerks day in three seconds flat.
Super Weakness: nunchuks to the face
Sidekick: Never Present but All-powerful Friends Who Will Not Shop Here
Anymore if I Won't.
And also
Cat Lady
Super Power: Actually has the incredible power of magnetism, unfortunately
it only works on cats. Can sort of support an amount of cats equal to 1.5
cats per pound of cellulite. Immune to stench and e coli. Able to survive
without basic human contact for prolonged periods of time. Also has the
ability to live for one year longer than she would normally for each cat
she possesses, replacing deceased cats with cats of the same name allow her
to exist theoretically forever.
Super Weaknesses: Animal Control. Sand. Cat Telepathy (Note: This is
considered a weakness because cats are in fact sverely stupid and not
really capable of communicating anything helpful, other than "OMG MY BUTT
TASTES LIKE JESUS FLYING OVER A MOUNTAIN OF ICECREAM.")
Sidekicks: An absolute fuckton of cats.
I already love this forum...and seriously, Sud Hands sounds like an
absolute BASTARD. I bet his secret identity is that faux irish guy from the
Irish Spring commercials.
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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Monolycus
Fanatic  Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2006 at 06:28 AM |
Name: Doctor Von Oneupmanship.
Super Power: The ability to have experienced anything a
hero is talking about and to have done so more profoundly than the hero who
brought up the subject in the first place.
Background : Raised in deepest, darkest Suburbia, Doctor Stevie Von
Oneupmanship spent his formative years (approximately from birth to the age
of 29) dwelling in the recesses of the bottom half of his parents
split-level ranch-style house and nursing his rage. From his earliest
childhood, he demonstrated the ability to read four paragraphs at a time
from an Encyclopaedia Brittanica in order to demonstrate his vast, mental
prowess when talking to (or, as he puts it, "over the heads of") his peers.
Things took a decidedly evil turn when Doctor Stevie attended two complete
semesters at his local community college where he earned passing grades in
Math 101, Intro to Psychology and Art History: 1200-1500 A.D.
Super Weakness: He really, really hates his telemarketing job.
Battle Cry/Catchphrase: "You think that's bad? There was this one
time when I..." ____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2006 at 07:12 PM |
Name: Mr. Obvious
Super Power: Capable of stating the extremely obvious. Examples: We are all
going to die! You are going to kill us! You have a death ray shooting
lazer! Those pirhana's are hungry!
Super Weakness: While able to state the obvious completely incapable of
doing anything about it other then pointing out the lack of response of all
others present. Example: You're just standing there! You're head has
exploded.
Sidekick: Conclusive, the wonder boy
Superpower: Able to draw a conclusion in the blink of an eye. Example: No,
no, not die, just suffer horribly for a bit and sort of titter off. No, the
pirhana's aren't hungry, the just want to gnosh for a bit, no worries.
Superweakness: No matter how hard he tries, all his conclusions inevitably
turn out to be false. Example: His head hasn't exploded....oh, wait....
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It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2006 at 12:19 PM |
quote:
I already love this forum...and seriously, Sud Hands sounds like an
absolute BASTARD. I bet his secret identity is that faux irish guy from the
Irish Spring commercials.
Yeah, he does sound like a bastard. I never thought about the Irish Springs
dude. I haven't seen any of their commercials in quite a long time. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2006 at 12:32 PM |
super villans? I can only come up with lame super heros
Name: the boomerangatang
Description: guy ina amonkey suit that crusades for good
Power: the ability to make any object fly like a boomerang...
Weakness: his aim sucks
Name: The Letterman
Description: resembles a muppet withou a hand up his ass
Power: the ability to make letters appaear in bubbles over his head
Weakness: he's dislexic
Name: The speedster
Description,: wild haired japanese youth
Power: teh ability to make "speed lines" appear... makes him LOOK really
quick
Weakness: completely uncontroled
Status: off the roster due to injury, speed line power went off while
brushing his teeth completely ripped out a cheek
Name: Sarcastro
Description: Fidel Castro
Power: the stinging bite of sarcasm
Weakness: works alone as no one will team up with him for more than a
week
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The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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gothicmorman
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posted on 9/6/2006 at 12:33 PM |
Name: The Highlightor
SuperPower: Shoots colourful rainbow streams into the eyes of his
enemies. Eats skittles to power up his abilities.
SuperWeakness: Always running out of ink. And coins for the
vending machine (to get the skittles).
Super Gang Affiliation: CareBears back him up in times of
needs.
Super Sidekick: He keeps the lucky charms guy in his pocket.
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 11/6/2006 at 04:58 PM |
Name: Sphincter Man
Super Power: Projectil Feces
Super Weakness: He isn't anal retentive
Super Hero Custom: Depends
[Edited on 6/12/06 by EyeCandyRayce] ____________________
Suicide Hotline - Please Hold
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gothicmorman
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posted on 17/6/2006 at 03:54 PM |
quote:
one day i
will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
it will be my supervillian power
Name: ElevatorMusicMan
SuperPower: Implanting annoying repetitious songs in other peoples heads
TagLine: *snicker*
SideKick: SingingMan
SideKickPower: Singing the songs that are stuck in peoples heads really
badly implanting his own terrible version onto their already fragile
psyche
Someone's going to make a crack about electronica now... I can feel with my
force powers...
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Monolycus
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posted on 18/6/2006 at 04:34 AM |
quote:
SideKick: SingingMan
SideKickPower: Singing the songs that are stuck in peoples heads really
badly implanting his own terrible version onto their already fragile
psyche
Sounds like the Karaoke Kid's testicles have finally dropped.
[Edited on 6/18/2006 by Monolycus] ____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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LadyVictoria
Coward   Posts: 2 Registered: 20/6/2006 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2006 at 06:04 PM |
quote:
Name: Mr. Obvious
Super Power: Capable of stating the extremely obvious. Examples: We are all
going to die! You are going to kill us! You have a death ray shooting
lazer! Those pirhana's are hungry!
Also known as Legolas 
-A diversion!
-Orcs!
-... ____________________
-You shall never drink the pickle\\\'s juice before you have finish eating
the whole limp.-
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Xel_Pillik
Occasional Poster   Posts: 20 Registered: 2/3/2006 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/7/2006 at 11:31 PM |
Evil Diceman, the nemisis of all RPG-ers everywhere
Power: Making players roll 1s on important rolls, and giving GMs Ideas with
which to fuck their players over
Weakness: has extreme difficulty affecting rolls made with lucky dice
Side Kick: Distraction Boy - the annoying friend who never plays but
allways seems to be around coming up with stupid ideas, and and never runs
short of comments about how nerdy every one else is. ____________________
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic  Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/7/2006 at 04:58 PM |
Demento the Dubmaster
Powers include: ruining a good Japanese Anime, Samurai film, or Godzilla
movie with terrible, cheaply made or badly written dubs with voices often
wildly different from what would expected.
Alter ego: CEO of Gaimax. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Nie
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posted on 29/7/2006 at 02:05 AM |
Name: Master Brian Kennesy Liam Maxwell McWorthington-Farlane Coleweather
XIV
Super Power: Throws solid gold bars at his enemies.
Super Weakness: Enemies often catch gold bars and use riches to take over
world. ____________________
The sun needs to shut the fuck up.
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 29/7/2006 at 04:33 AM |
(cant take credit for this... except the hot asian booty part.. theres osme
really funny articles at www.gaijinsmash.net)
Name: Gaijin
Super Power: Gaijin Smash - anytime a westerner exerts inherent dominance
over the japanese people 
Super Weakness: Hot Asian Booty ____________________
Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 29/7/2006 at 04:35 AM |
quote:
Name: Annoyingman
Super Power: Can make anyone crazy
Super Weakness: A.D.D. - if you talk real slow, it drives him crazy.
Oh wait, were these supposed to be fictional characters?
There must be a clan of these. I know several of them at work. ____________________
Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo
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