UUUUh! I am Sooo tired of people assuming that, just becuse I'm a girl, I
have no right to FART when I whant to! I know not all girls like to fart,
but I DO! so why is there always this sexist dubble standerd that says that
I can't fart JUST BECUSE I'M A GIRL!!! Even thougth not all girls will want
to fart like I do, girls should have the right to fart juyst as much as gus
do!
W0rmW00d
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posted on 24/1/2005 at 09:16 PM
They do have hte right to fart, as nike says, just do it. If anyone
complains then beat them about the head and neck.
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 04:45 AM
Dunno what you're talking about, girls don't fart.
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 08:24 AM
Then I have met some girls with severe problems...
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IamSquid
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 11:20 AM
According to one girl I know, girls dont even have butt-holes.
My advice is to hang around alot more punk-rockers. Girls who aren't
afraid to tear-ass and as loud as they possibly can.
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 12:55 PM
You should meet my mom. She's the queen of he gasyness. LOL! I hate to
admit it but wars were held in her house.
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posted on 25/1/2005 at 06:33 PM
I was raised by a Mom who belched but did not like to fart, and a Dad who
liked to fart to irritate my Mom and whose family get togethers involved
belching contests. I carry the genes for both. I've tried to master the
silent fart, but to no avail. So I just smile and act like it's normal if I
let one rip in the "wrong" company.
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 27/1/2005 at 10:47 AM
It's been a long time since I bothered anyone here, but hasn't anyone heard
of the old "hunch up on one cheek" method. I've used that lift and spread
technique to let ones go in a silent room surrounded by people, and no one
knew...
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 27/1/2005 at 08:07 PM
Yes that can be done but it doesn't always work, like while sitting in a
wood or plastic desk at school. Perhaps there is some sort of force
working against a high school or even college student who tries to sneak
one during class. During a lecture in my mother's class a student passed
gas. Everyone did start laughing but luckily the teacher pulled everyone
back on course by starting a lecture on flatulence. Hooray for medical
classes then and good professors.
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 01:10 PM
My sister has quite possibly the loudest farts that I have ever heard. and
they also smell as though her guts are rotting from the inside out. then
she giggles and says "oops".
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