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Author: Subject: The wonderful shmeng of me. (so really im just complaining)

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  posted on 30/12/2004 at 10:04 AM
There is a one story purple house, and everything inside it is purple. The floors are purple, the doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the kitchen is purple. What colour are the stairs?

 

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  posted on 30/12/2004 at 02:55 PM
There are possbly stairs, but they don't have anywhere to go because it is a one story house.

 

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  posted on 3/1/2005 at 04:21 AM
What if the house has a basement or is built one foot above ground?

 

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  posted on 3/1/2005 at 03:37 PM
Ah, come on now. You're supposed to just say purple and then you get told it's a one story house. *chuckles*

 

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  posted on 5/1/2005 at 05:04 PM
and if a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks then what is a greenhouse made out of?

You know, there was this one time when someone was out walking and the police stopped them because they were near the scene of a crime. The police asked them all sorts of questions, sometimes a couple of times in order to make sure that they had their answer straight, and it turns out that it was more than likely that it was them who commited the crime.
Stupid fucking cops, always asking questions and trying to do their jobs.
Also, have you noticed that when the same things happen over and over again people stupidly start to assume that it will happen the next time? Is that not totally idiotic? I personally am shocked and amazed to see the sun rise every morning and to find out that this apple had not spontaneously become highly toxic watermelon after each bite. Oh, and I am constantly shocked when people wandering around at night who look a little dozy turn out to have been smoking marijuana and are really cheeky about it which occasionally causes me annoyance.

 

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  posted on 8/1/2005 at 02:26 AM
well arn't you brilliant. can i take you home? *huggles*
 

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  posted on 8/1/2005 at 06:54 PM
If that was directed at me the sure, Im bored of this dump I live in. In fact anyone can take me home, I have lots of free time and no real obligation to stay here.

 

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  posted on 8/1/2005 at 07:43 PM
squee! just follow the red brick road until you get to my house, prolly aorund dinner time. what is your favourite meal?
 

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  posted on 9/1/2005 at 06:34 PM
Ah bugger, all I can find is black tarmac roads. Oh well, thank you, maybe next time.
I like many meals, but I disagree with avacados. That and sour cream are two of my pet hates. I do not, and probably will not, ever understand why bad milk is considered a good thing.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2005 at 06:08 AM
i don't like avacados either. so if ever you do show up don't worry about that, though sour cream i do not find too bad so watch out. as long as you agree with pasta survival rate is high. once milk gets old most people throw it out so... sour cream is rare therefore high class? could be.
 

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  posted on 10/1/2005 at 08:49 AM
I love both avocados and sour cream. You don't need the sour cream for gaucamole but you do need avocados and you definitely need sour cream for a baked potato, though I've learned to live without it. I love fresh gauc. I have an avo tree now and plan to make some fresh gauc.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2005 at 05:39 PM
I'm having veggie tacos with sour cream on them and a guacamole salad on the side for dinner tonight. Mmmm...mmm...mmm...sour milk and green baby poo...yummy in the tummy.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2005 at 06:06 PM
somehow even though i don't like avacados i love guacamole. especially with salsa on corn type chips. taco's are good but they would not seem right being vegetarian - i need the meat. one of the best kind of snacks is eitheir melted cheese and salsa on crackers or and everythings sandwich. just put on all the sanwich materials and condiments you can find in the fridge. yum yum!
 

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  posted on 11/1/2005 at 07:03 AM
Don't lie, oh cellestial herald of the new dawn, you hate loads of food! In fact there is very little you do eat. You penicity little culinarily stunted amateur! haha Have at you sir!

 

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  posted on 12/1/2005 at 12:49 AM
Avocados are the fruit...er...vegewhatever of the gods, along with rat testicles and snotty one-liners.

Which proves my theory that the gods have poor taste...'though aunt jemima is one curiously hot bitch.

slather it on sweetheart...mmm-yeah.

 

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  posted on 13/1/2005 at 12:22 AM
have at me? why i shall take you out with borrowed rat testicles and snotty one-liners! yur x-ellant tast 4 grammar shall i attack & S/\/\!73 j00 w/ the weevil of msn language! T3h 31337 shall confuse j00r feebil mynd & shall prevale o'er all foods hereafter. yonder to the battlefield good man! *points with sword*

(translation: your excellent taste for grammar shall i attack and smite you with the evil of msn language! the eleet (elite - but elite of leet (leet being geek speak, weird letter language, whatever)) shall confuse your feeble mind and shall prevail over all foods hereafter.)

 

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  posted on 14/1/2005 at 06:21 PM
nah, gothicmormon, that was aimed at me. because i dont like some of the things he likes i have a stunted culinary palatte. this is bollocks, its just that the same things get served at his place all the time so he gets the impression that i dont like anything.

touché bugman.

 

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