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Author: Subject: The wonderful shmeng of me. (so really im just complaining)

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  posted on 19/12/2004 at 02:18 AM
Well, fate decided to throw me a ringer last night. I was up online until 1am after a full day of school so of course im tired. I finally get to bed happy to sleep when my brother comes downstairs and imforms me that he has tosleep down there because him bed is not made. Now first off our dear mother HAD told him that he was to clean the glass off (jumped to high and his feet hit the lampsade, what you get for being tall i guess) make the bed and to sleep there. plain and simple yes? well apparantly not. So anyway i get kicked out out of there becuase Mr. High-and-Mighty owns the fucking world. It is not that he could not sleep in his own bed that pissed me off, i woul dhave been fine had he been such an ass about it. But of course he is 14 and if he was not a complete asshole most of the time the world would seize and implode. So, I decide to go out on a walk (to ease my troubled mind *breaks off into song and forgets to tell the rest of the story*) to cool down then come back and talk to my mom when i would not myself act like an ass out of anger. So, I'm walking thinking, I got my school and sit a bit, then i see these two young people walking, naturally i assume they are innocent. Next think i know i can no longer see them but i hear strange noises and footfall around the coner. best to just ignore and walk away. so, that i do. Then i see them run away across the parking lot and across the lawn of the corner house and off down the street. weird, eh? not a minute later a gymungous monster of an SUV rolls up and blinds me. It is the police. they ask me a million questions, not once but twice. i hate questions! way to piss me off! fun! so i told them everything they wanted to know. at least i am more of a witness than a suspect now. But this shit all on top of the stress of taking more subject in school than i have hours in a day, and the regular teenager issue we all go through at some point, and current relationship problems that are being solved thankfully. anyway, not the best thing that could happen, wrong place wrong time god dammit! Merry Christmas, pfft! on the bright side justice was done and when i calmly and rationally talked to my mother she went down and kicked him out (fight fire with fire) yay for justice! boo for stress, im just glad that i dont still have to go to school, holidays, i get to rest. finally! but if could they have made it any harder? dont think so...

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  posted on 21/12/2004 at 04:56 PM
... the 50. how I hate them. their ever so unnecessary power trips. last week I was having a terrible time sleeping so I went off to the mall to get a news paper to read because my cable was out. naturally dragging myself out of my house with an immense lack of asleep I was disoriented to say the least, so instead of walking into the mall entrance I walk into an alleyway. realised I went the wrong way after a while came out of the ally to see two pigs with smirks on their faces. "a bit red eyed there sun?" shining his flashlight in my eyes being the pompous asses they are. " that I am sir." one of the officers wanders down the ally where I had gotten lost and comes back and says to his partner "the wind must have blown the smell away." a bit offended at his assumption I asked what the wind would have blown away. he says to me " look kid I may have been bourn at night but it wasn’t last night" I just said to him that I was lookin for the mall. so he points to the doors. and I said thanks.

power stricken bastard thinking everyone who goes into an ally is trying to smoke up.

 

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  posted on 21/12/2004 at 06:35 PM
i read about two cops in sasketoon who took a drunk man out the edge of town and left him there in minus 40 (c) winter. in summer it is alright but they should have figured he would freeze. sometimes it is just people who are so dumb.

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[Edited on 12/22/2004 by gothicmorman]

 

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  posted on 22/12/2004 at 03:26 AM
There was this one time, in Korea, when I saw some cops, and they were vinyal outfits, in blue, with like little plastic clubs...and they have a chipmunk for a mascot, and there was this one time, when i saw the to chipmunks walking, and they were like holding hands....

 

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  posted on 22/12/2004 at 06:29 AM
I saw one time in Vancouver on a rainy day three raisens rowing a celery boat down the water by the curb, and like, but they wern't singing 'Row, Row, Row your boat' no they were singing 'Wheels on the bus' and ironically enough the bus rolled right over them. And once i saw a city bus with antlers (that part is real...)
 

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  posted on 22/12/2004 at 11:42 AM
Your flying over Alaska in a canoe when a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you stuff in a dog house?

 

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  posted on 22/12/2004 at 01:36 PM
Depends on the size of the pancakes and the dog house.

 

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  posted on 22/12/2004 at 05:25 PM
Little known fact, 40 below Ferentheit is the same as -40 Centigrade. So umm, yeah.

Carry on!

 

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  posted on 22/12/2004 at 10:08 PM
if they were canoe shaped pancakes at about the tenth of the size and the dog house was a relatively smallish one i would say you could fit about 10 -15...
squid: that i did not know, but now i do... am edumacated. fun.
if it takes one man one hour to dig one hole how many men does it take to screw in one lightbulb, or how many lightbulbs can one man screw in, in one hour? (it's a choose your own adventure type of question)

 

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  posted on 23/12/2004 at 03:18 AM
Well if a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?

 

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  posted on 23/12/2004 at 09:36 AM
You don't bury survivors.

 

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  posted on 23/12/2004 at 12:51 PM
quote:
Depends on the size of the pancakes and the dog house.

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if they were canoe shaped pancakes at about the tenth of the size and the dog house was a relatively smallish one I would say you could fit about 10 -15


wrong and wrong, because worms don't have armpits.

 

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  posted on 26/12/2004 at 08:56 AM
hey ... i bury the survivors...

 

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  posted on 27/12/2004 at 02:15 AM
duh, you bury them on the side you are against to make that side look bad! (i would say american side personally)...
 

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  posted on 28/12/2004 at 09:16 AM
Canadians are Americans too. That is why it is called "North America". Canada and the United States of America are both in "America".

 

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  posted on 28/12/2004 at 11:06 AM
thats like saying Mexico and all of southern America is a part of the states. Canada is not a part of the us. the united states of America is just that. a group of states combined to be recgonized as a country. Canada is not and I will repeat is not a part of the us. because correct me if I am wrong but it was the us who rebel against the britians to become their own country there fore separating themselves from Canada.

 

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  posted on 28/12/2004 at 11:07 AM
o wait... you didnt say that. nevermind.

 

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  posted on 28/12/2004 at 08:10 PM
Yeah, read more carefully next time. Also, instead of writing a retraction, you could easiily have deleted your post.

Mexico is an America, so are all of the SOUTH American countries. Mexico is part of NORTH America, then there's CENTRAL America too. Therefore, they are all AMERICANS.

[Edited on 12/29/2004 by MystryssRavynDarque]

 

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  posted on 28/12/2004 at 09:53 PM
ok then, one should bury them on the united statesians side of the border because canadians ARE NOT united statesians.
 

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  posted on 29/12/2004 at 10:11 PM
sorry forgot about delete post.

 

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