MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 10:02 AM |
How many people here on shmeng have received a PM that says "Hello a/s/l?"
If you have received one, how do you deal with it. Do you tell the troll
to fuck off, give 'em the ol' middle finger salute, or do what I am doing
right now? How many of you ignore it?
I replied "watermelon" though I thought about saying "63/not quite
sure/anywhere you want me to be you stud, preferably between your hot
tender young supple legs", but then that would be playing along, and I
don't feel like playing today.
Watermelon ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 11:30 AM |
| It's called the block button, sweetcheeks. It's only there for when you
get really really siick of dealing with them when they are no longer fun.
And I really HATE a/s/l. A lot. I think it is because I hate being
"demanded" of things as much as I hate surveys, especially from total
strangers. I usually just say none of your goddamned business, say hello
to my little friend block. Michael however loves to pretend he's me on the
net, and I had this idiot on muckleshoot hill in auburn in love with "me"
and my shoe size. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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RedQueen
Member   Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 12:33 PM |
I get them all the damn time on Yahoo! IM. I fucking can't stand to have
random trolls try to pick me up online when my profile pops up on some
search of theirs.
"hi ur a girl right"
"Maybe. The doctor's are still out on that one."
"roflmao!!! no really i saw ur profile & i live in ur town 2 u want to
hang out"
"Let me think about that, and weigh it against my desire to have my spleen
removed with a rusty spoon and perhaps I'll get back to you."
"i'm like 18 r u 18 2"
"No."
"that's kewl i'm not really either i'm 16 do u go to northside high school
2"
"No."
'well that kewl we could hang out and maybe do some more do u like to go
down or have guyz go down on you i could do it my girlfriends all say i'm
really gud at it u could try it wit me what's ur number i will call u and
we can go to the mall and then come back to my crib if that kewl wit u"
"Just die. Die. Die. Die." ____________________
Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!
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Abbadon
Fanatic   Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 04:03 PM |
| Unfortunately I talk myself far less seriously and don't mind exchanging
conversation with people I don't know, and in fact enjoy the fact that
someone takes interest in my life. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 04:31 PM |
| I too enjoy when people take interested, but not when the people are
flaming idiocy all over the place. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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pale-face
Fanatic  Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 08:42 PM |
| it depends largely on how they approach. if it's " hey a/s/l homie." then i
tell them where to go. if it's sort of thought and put together decently I
will usually respond. ____________________
fucking classy.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 09:17 PM |
| Heh. Flaming idiocy. Now all I can think about is some poor idiot bastard
running around on fire. Probably after a run in with the venerable Ms.
Bettie. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Lestat
Occasional Poster   Posts: 28 Registered: 23/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 09:45 PM |
Thank god I haven-t heard that one in along long time..well when its areal
person..I hate that I normally don-t answer the last time I did I was 15
and the @girl@ said I talked like an @old man@ it was so funny. I actually
did get a message like that but it was one of those porn machines of umm
girls that charge for webcam things_ and strangely it has been following
me...Its horrible a/s/l? go awa. thats great! so are you in the mood for
something? umm no. Great I feel so horny..wtf? ugh. block. ____________________
I belong to no one. no organization confines me,no community,no society, no
nation.
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angel_of_death
Member  Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2004 at 11:22 PM |
i got one to... and glad i know know that there is a block button...
has anyone else ever had this...
Hi I am Peter, Im 27 and I can speak GERMAN. My english is very POOR. I am
from
SLOVAKIA and
my Language is so: Velmi rad by som ta spoznal, zaujimave dievca .... but,
I was
here on our
Website on Shmeng and I saw your name. I am interrested for You and I have
1
Question or 2 
What is this Web Site? And why is your name Angel of Death. I have read
your
Text, This text can I
understand, I feel the Pain every day, every hour of my life, My girlfriend
is
my girlfriend no more,
she crashed auto and I am lost, so lost, no one can Understand that (it?)
and I
think is better to die,
than live this Hell. I takes every day Drugs and so ... Sorry for my Text,
but
it was my PAIN. PAIN
PAIN ... With love Peter
is it just me he decieded to dump on, or has he sent other ppl creepy
messages? ____________________
I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside.
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2004 at 06:54 AM |
I have gotten some weird ones about Shmeng in the past 4 years. Like when
someone started "yelling" at me for not posting thier friend's article a
someone claiming that having a title of mistress of orgies meant that i
sold my ass and would fuck anyone.
Im always proud of them when they remember to say hello before the a/s/l
and if you think about it, they could just being saying "can i fuck you?"
which you mean you had to read more characters before you hit the block
button. ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2004 at 09:14 PM |
| I’m waiting for one of them to come out and ask me if I want to fuck. I
think it would be flat out hysterical. although afterwards I would without
a doubt hate them... I’d still be impressed that they even asked. ____________________
fucking classy.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2004 at 01:00 AM |
| I used to get drunk and go fuck with the wiccans and the satanists in the
yahoo chat rooms and get some WACK IM's. I had one geek do something so he
didn't send an invite to his cam that I could decline, it just POPPED up
and helloooooo "volvo95"! Lookin like an ex rammstein groupie wearing a
spandex muscle shirt with "happy love" foiled all over it and NOOOOOO
PANTS! He was wankin pretty intensely, and gave me the finger when I said
his penis looked like a mushroom in a fistfight. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2004 at 10:29 AM |
| That so made my morning Bettie. Penises mushrooms in fistfights. True
gold. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2004 at 11:29 AM |
| I think the real title for this thread should be: 'Should you judge a book
by its cover? Yes. Yes you should.' ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2004 at 03:10 PM |
| a stupid pirson is a stupid pirson no matter wich way you cut it. or them. ____________________
fucking classy.
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/11/2004 at 04:23 PM |
Yes, but I am a stupid person.
[Edited on 11/29/2004 by Abbadon]
[Edited on 11/29/2004 by Abbadon] ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic  Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2004 at 03:21 AM |
'Mano, that took you two edits?
Don't just judge a book by its cover though. Judge it also by how thick it
is. ____________________
Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.
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RedQueen
Member Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2004 at 10:14 AM |
WOrmWOOd, did you put that last one in there on purpose because of all the
preceding penis banter? "Judge it also by how thick it is," ha ha.
Mmmmm... penis...
I see now why I never made it as a lesbian. ____________________
Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism
vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2004 at 11:02 AM |
twas partially intended to pander to those who like willy jokes simply
because i was pretty sure someone would see that in it. dirty gets.
it was also a thickness as stupidity joke for those who like to take the
piss out of and judge idiots. the latter was what i was really going for
but i try to provide for as many levels with one statement as possible. ____________________
Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2004 at 08:48 PM |
| for the record Woody, I got it. We were all hella vulcan there for a
moment. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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