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Author: Subject: Crazy Christians

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  posted on 5/11/2004 at 11:07 PM
Ok... so it's not a joke but jokes are funny, and I found this funny!

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse. 

[Edited on 6/11/2004 by KittyGoesMrow]

 

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  posted on 6/11/2004 at 12:08 AM
The man was bitten on the right arm, actually. I watched the footage. The lions had been fed earlier that day or things might have gone quite a bit more badly. I found this story very sad and hope that the man receives the help that he needs.

~M.

 

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  posted on 6/11/2004 at 03:30 AM
well... he wastrying to, but the keepers drovethe linos off

 

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  posted on 6/11/2004 at 03:21 PM
And The Drawin Awarads Most Hopefull go to...(drum roll)... Mr. Chen

 

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co-worker: "Your gay!?"
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  posted on 6/11/2004 at 04:30 PM
Smell the compassion! So are we mocking people with different (read: Christian) beliefs or people who are mentally ill? I'm doing my best to keep up here.

~M.

 

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  posted on 6/11/2004 at 10:33 PM
I'm not mocking his beliefs, nor any supposed mental defect. Instead I mock his fanaticism and or stupidity neither one of these inflections has yet to be proven a psychological illness... In fact many have mocked Pres. W for his slurred speeches with out consideration for his dyslexia (if in fact he is actually afflicted with it).

 

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myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"

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  posted on 7/11/2004 at 12:23 AM
Poor padded room man...

 

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  posted on 7/11/2004 at 01:06 AM
thats pretty sad when even the animals in the zoo can't get away from fanatics trying to convert them! hopefully he gets the help he needs and doesnt jump in with large animals capable of eating him again.
 

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  posted on 7/11/2004 at 08:11 AM
dead-cell. i have yet to meet a dyslexic person who has trouble speaking.
from what i know dyslexia is a problem with reading. recognising the patterns of the letters and getting them mixed up and such. similar to dyspraxia, which affects more concentration as well.
none of my dyslexic friends fuck up bcause of their dyslexia. it is the fact that geroge w bush is a reactionary, warmongering fuckwit that gets my goat and the fact that the self proclaimed leader of the known world cant pronounce his words, and makes up pretty new ones is more to do with the fuckwitness than dyslexia. DYSLEXIA DOES NOT AFFECT INTELLIGENCE. ask feral.
or maybe im just misunderestimating bush

 

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  posted on 8/11/2004 at 05:03 PM
i saw this and in all honesty it was the funniest thing i had seen in a long time, if not ever. ahh. ignorance is bliss... or in this case outrageous pain.

 

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fucking classy.

 

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  posted on 9/11/2004 at 03:27 AM
pale-face.... I don't mean this as an insult but ummm its not something i can overlook... You always reply with comments that seem very news casterish... when they had those god aweful suits and said "Back to you Bob" and did a big shining grin that blinded everyone. Or like a staged host for some game show or something back in the 70's

 

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  posted on 9/11/2004 at 04:59 AM
and thats whats wrong with society today, kgm. if we replaced all of these crappy reality tv shows with men in bad blazers and whiter-than-white smiles that go 'ting' from a particularly shiny tooth then violence would cease. all of the world could win 'this fabulous timeshare oppertunity' (ooooooooohhhhhhhh goes the crowd) and so would not need to steal.
the lack of sex on tv would cut teenage pregnancy in half and so there would be less youth related crime and no more stds and the bushmonkey would see that we need to go back to simpler times before we invaded people for oil and just persecuted the pinko homosexuals who want to bring down the country from the inside by being nice to each other.

 

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And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.

 

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  posted on 9/11/2004 at 01:56 PM
since when was being straight forward being news casterish. all news I have ever seen has a bias opinion one way or another. or do you enjoy the ever so stimulating game of plinko in the morning.

 

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  posted on 9/11/2004 at 02:12 PM
Wormperson - Bush isnt going to steal the oil! you nut! he is gonig to take over the world! DUH! (but thats another forum) Didn't you know he's the Christians Anti-Christ?! >.>

pale-face - wtf is plinko?

[Edited on 9/11/2004 by KittyGoesMrow]

 

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  posted on 10/11/2004 at 06:14 AM
plinko:
a communist or socialist with a love of music, generally banjo or piano music.

 

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  posted on 10/11/2004 at 07:54 PM
kgm it's payed on the price is right.

 

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  posted on 12/11/2004 at 08:43 AM
I'm not sure what's more depressing, the fact that Pale-face knows what the hell Plinko is intimately and uses it as a reference in a taunt, or the fact I can almost remember what the stupid thing looks like. God Damn geriatric childhood babysitters and their fanatical obsession with Bob Barker and day-time soaps.

 

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But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!

 

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  posted on 12/11/2004 at 12:27 PM
Bob Barker is goth as fuck.

'cause with that freaky white hair and sun-dried skin, obviously he must be undead...

 

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  posted on 12/11/2004 at 04:27 PM
i'v had many discussions weather bob barker was alive or not.

 

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