angel_of_death
Member   Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2004 at 04:58 AM |
How Bad Are You?
Directions: Ask yourself the following questions.
For every 'Yes' give yourself 1 points then add up your points at the end
to find out... How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Then post your score, and if you are brave, your answers
Questions: Have You Ever...?
Smoked?
Been Drunk as hell?
Screwed someone of the opposite sex?
Screwed someone of the same sex?
Shoplifted?
Lied?
Betrayed a friend?
Been to jail?
Smoked weed?
Done LSD?
Done any other illegal drug?
Given oral sex?
Received oral sex?
Screwed something not of the human race?
Screwed something not alive?
Cheated on someone?
Used someone?
Paid someone for sex?
Been paid for sex?
Played strip poker?
Skipped school?
Skipped school to get high/drunk?
Danced naked?
Danced naked in public?
Flashed someone?
Mooned someone?
Kissed someone?
Kissed someone of the same sex?
Held hands?
Hugged someone?
French kissed?
Had sexual fantasies?
Had sexual fantasies about someone of the same sex?
Stolen money?
Stolen drugs from family?
Stolen money from family?
Been convicted of a crime?
Got away with a crime?
Dated someone because you heard they were'easy'?
Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?
Dated someone for thier money?
Been called a whore?
Been called a slut?
Been called a bitch?
Watched porn?
Stared in porn?
Taped porn?
Watched porn you taped?
Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?
Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?
Used sex 'toys'?
Tried to kill yourself?
Tried to kill someone else?
Told someone you hated them?
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Have you ever participated in satanic worship?
Have you ever made a ritual sacrifice?
Have you ever given oral in a moving vehicle?
Have you ever recieved oral in a moving vehicle?
(and, yes, i know, some of them are a given) ____________________
I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside.
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Domkitten
Fanatic   Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2004 at 06:25 AM |
| Wouldn't it be easier to just find a java script of the purity test and do
it that way? ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic  Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2004 at 06:37 AM |
| That's what I was thinking, DK. http://www.armory.com/tests/sex1500.html ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2004 at 09:56 AM |
Fuck...
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The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Kira
Member  Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 12:39 AM |
quote:
Stared in porn?
Well, I've stared *at* porn. Does that count? Not sure how one stares *in*
porn, but I'll be sure to try harder next time. ____________________
Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 03:29 AM |
| i say it again... for I feel this bears repeating... FUCK ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 12:10 PM |
22 on the original list.
[Edited on 11/6/2004 by MystryssRavynDarque] ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 02:20 PM |
| I'm not so bad. Only 37%. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Loewyn
Coward   Posts: 5 Registered: 7/11/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2004 at 12:34 AM |
I am 69% sexually pure with a 30% weirdness factor. 69% is pretty darn
pure I'd say. anything over the 50% mark and I can still say I'm pure
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tallidaho
Member  Posts: 50 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2004 at 06:48 PM |
Let's see: I had "yes" answers to...
Questions: Have You Ever...?
Smoked?
Been Drunk as hell?
Screwed someone of the opposite sex?
Screwed someone of the same sex?
Lied?
Given oral sex?
Received oral sex?
Used someone? Only when I was being used right back
Played strip poker?
Skipped school?
Danced naked?
Flashed someone?
Mooned someone?
Kissed someone?
Kissed someone of the same sex?
Held hands?
Hugged someone?
French kissed?
Had sexual fantasies?
Had sexual fantasies about someone of the same sex?
Been called a bitch?
Watched porn?
Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?
Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?
Used sex 'toys'?
Tried to kill yourself?
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Have you ever given oral in a moving vehicle?
So... 28 for those questions
You answered "yes" to 488 of 1500 questions, making you 67.5% sexually pure
(32.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 67.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 28%, based on a comparison
of your test results with 97847 other submissions for this test.
____________________
Being Passionate is the only way to survive
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic  Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 05:31 AM |
i appear to be badder than michael jackson
(bad era, not possible paedophile era) ____________________
Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.
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Abbadon
Fanatic  Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 06:14 AM |
| 37. What does that mean? ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 07:35 AM |
Since I was getting drunk and had nothing better to do then drink an click
the mouse on my computer here are my resuls. Hell, it's not fun if you
don't share. But damn, MJ that is the longest fucking purity test I've
every taken.
29.5% pure in the sex domain.; Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness
Factor) is 52%
So there we are... ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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RedQueen
Member  Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 04:36 PM |
Er, I got 49 on that list, but I think maybe I forgot a couple... Now to
take the Purity thingy and get a percentage!
~~~Okay, so I'm 32.1% pure (67.9% sexually corrupt), and my weirdness
factor is 49%.
[Edited on 11/9/2004 by RedQueen] ____________________
Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!
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pale-face
Fanatic  Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 05:09 PM |
| 45 of however many there were. i didnt do bad. i remember doing this a
long time ago through an e-mail forward and not knowing what LSD was. Ahhhh
the ignorance of my ways. ____________________
fucking classy.
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 06:00 PM |
| DK, I once had a copy of a 5000 question purity test. It took all night
with pencils and paper for 5 people to take it. not to mention adding up
the scores at the end. You got off easy. (that didn't sound right...) ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 05:44 AM |
fuck this test... I can tell you how bad I am with one simple
statement...
I am bad enough to kill you slowly, skull fuck you, and use your skull as a
decorative planter... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 06:03 AM |
I am a scorpio, married to a scorpio and living in one of the corrupt
cities in the US.
I have been personally named in 6 lawsuits, involved in local politics, and
popular in highschool.
I have changed my name 3 times and most people use an alias for me.
I manage a sex shop.
I dont need no stinkin' test to tell me how bad i am, I have an FBI risk
score for that. ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 01:46 PM |
| relax folks, it was just for fun... geez. ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 06:44 PM |
| I am taking it as such ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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