Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/10/2004 at 11:43 PM |
I am: male farmer with sheep, cattle, chickens and horses on 300+ acres of
land 40 miles from the nearest big town.
You be: female harboring an unexplored bestiality fetish who is not afraid
of isolated locations. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/10/2004 at 05:28 PM |
I am: outrageously horny white female with fetish involving garden gnomes
and several of those sticky hands you buy from candy machines (difficult to
explain).
you be: mad with penis that weighs more than body. net weight must be over
100 pounds. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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RedQueen
Member Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/10/2004 at 08:15 AM |
Middle-Aged, Sexually Repressed Male History Teacher seeks a Caligula.
Will bring own bronze collar, flail, chain, and horse. ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/10/2004 at 07:22 PM |
one handed one legged sailor with whale obsessions wltm male with a gsoh,
slim build and a moby dick.
must be willing to be harpooned. also must be willing to call me ishmael. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/10/2004 at 07:23 PM |
oh god, that was terrible, i do apologise to all involved. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/10/2004 at 03:35 AM |
SWM, 27, mergers and aquisitions, rich, good looking, extremely good
looking, seeking SWF, no family, preferably hardbody, and blonde, I can't
stress that enough, BLONDE. Must enjoy Hughey Lewis and the News, Talking
Heads, Donald Trump, nightly walks through the zoo, and clumps of sand.
First Date: PITCH BLACK. A table at Dorsia, me in a black double breasted
suit with houndstooth pin stripes, all by Brooks Brothers, perfect hair.
You in high heels, prefferably black, and a sleek evening gown by Dulcay
and Gabana. Me again, looking stunning, holding a salad fork...and maybe a
coat hanger. Must accept that I need my space, and please, don't touch the
watch. Send all inquiries to my secretary Jean, care of the offices of
Patrick Bateman, Price and Price, Wall street, NY, NY. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/10/2004 at 01:28 PM |
this isnt directly related to all of this, but it has to do with it. what
if a prostitute were to have sex with a gigilo. who would pay who? ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/10/2004 at 06:10 PM |
Pale-face: Neither would pay. It would be professional courtesy. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/10/2004 at 06:56 PM |
good call. sorry bout that. someone asked be and I had to ask someone. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/10/2004 at 10:56 PM |
Obscure ageing 50's actress w/ acute ichthyphilia seeks rubber fetish Male
"furry" (more to point "scaly") willing to penetrate the orgasmic aquatic.
Ability to hold breath for long periods of time and adept in scuba a must! ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/10/2004 at 05:49 AM |
If only that last one was real.....A BOY CAN DREAM!
Spam was welcomed, and so it commeth.
Oh, and I'm so jazzed to be back in my formative stomping grounds. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner |
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Lotus
Coward Posts: 1 Registered: 30/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/10/2004 at 11:58 AM |
40-something male seeking a woman just like mother
Must not have issues with: Sneaking in and out of my love-pad after my
"roommate" falls asleep, cold dusty cellars, and should this relationship
lead to something beautiful- my mother moving in with us ____________________ Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/10/2004 at 10:22 AM |
Single white prostitute in search of rich white male with wife and small
child. You must be willing to take me on as baby sitter and house keeper
and keep me long after your wife figures out that we are having an affair.
If things work out, possible psychotic stalking opportunities and
kidnapping. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2004 at 01:23 PM |
Swf seeking sweet innocent and unsuspecting m or f. must like piercing,
long walks in the woods enjoy the comedy of life, and also must enjoy the
fact that a flaky artist can have a perfectly legitimate cause for taking a
walk alone at night with a bag of lime, a shovel and dragging a parcel that
is larger than her. ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/12/2004 at 08:01 PM |
20 something SWM seeks attractive, loving, nurturing, maternally inclined
female. Must like concerts, long walks, and changing dirty diapers.
Piss/scat fetish a plus!
Girls over 14 need not apply.
Sadly, this is based upon a guy I actually know. Iiiieech!
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/12/2004 at 06:18 AM |
do you have a name? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/12/2004 at 09:14 AM |
Does it matter if that one has a name? I mean, there are so many anonymous
posts flying around shmeng all of the time, why does this particular one
matter? There are better things to spend your time worrying about. MRD's
tip of the day. Not harshing. Just stating. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/12/2004 at 10:14 PM |
so... I am not allowed to aska question out of curiosity??
and
1) it matters because Iwanted to know who I was talking to
2) and ALL OF THEM should have names... i am not singling this one
out...
[Edited on 1/2/2005 by feralucce] ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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gothicmorman
Fanatic Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/1/2005 at 12:39 AM |
20yo enj lng wks on bch & gntl cndl lt. app in prs w/ res mst b ^13
& @ lst 32C |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/1/2005 at 01:01 AM |
Well as long as you think they should all have names. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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