Rogue
Member   Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2004 at 03:55 AM |
This forum is to prove known false facts (or semi-false ones that are
amusing to prove anyway) as a logical exercise and to generally create
chao.
Example:
Necessity makes strange bedfellows.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Therefore, Necessity makes you go to bed with your mother.
Corrollary: Your mother is strange in bed and has invented her own
positions.
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Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Monolycus
Fanatic   Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2004 at 04:05 AM |
Ah, Rogue. You are a master of the silly-gism! I'll have to work on this
one.
~M. ____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic  Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2004 at 06:31 AM |
| He told me that as soon as I had awakened this morning. While my eyes were
still gummy and before I had my coffee. All I could do was stand there and
shudder for a minute, before turning on him and telling him never to tell
me things like that when I first get up. ____________________
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2004 at 10:27 AM |
| Honestly all I can think of right now is to quote Jack Handy. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2004 at 10:31 AM |
Aw screw it!
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy... Was he? ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 1/10/2004 at 04:19 PM |
nothing is better than true happiness
beer is better than nothing
therefore beer is better than true happiness. ____________________
Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.
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pale-face
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posted on 1/10/2004 at 08:58 PM |
knowledge is power
and power causes corruption
so knowledge is evil? ____________________
fucking classy.
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2004 at 02:19 AM |
Dead men tell no tales.
Dead men have no friends.
Therefore, dead men are really boring to hang out with.
Corollary: You won't learn anything new or make any new social connections
by hanging out with dead people. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 2/10/2004 at 07:42 AM |
in disagreement with dead-cell.
where is the logical link that corruption is evil?
the logical conclusion to your thingy was that knowledge corrupts, which
is almost a truism. ____________________
Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2004 at 07:55 AM |
Actually, Rogue, according to your logic, the father of invention would be
one of necessities strange bedfellows.
Therefore, invention is a product of necessity and strange bedfellows.
From which, we can deduce that both Alexander Graham Bell and Thomas Edison
were in need, and also had strange bedfellows, and the same can be said
about any inventor.
I wonder who those strange bedfellows were? I'm going to have to read more
biographies of inventors. This could prove interesting. ____________________
"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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Domkitten
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posted on 2/10/2004 at 10:33 AM |
Or perhaps we could take that even further and say that the Mother's of all
inventors are in fact strange bedfollows, which would be even more amazing
indeed.
PF: I think where you were going with that was Knowledge is Power and
Absolute Power corrupts absolutely in which case Power is always corrupt
and those in power know it. At least that's my take on it. ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Abbadon
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posted on 2/10/2004 at 12:11 PM |
Money is the root of all evil.
Time is money.
Women are the product of time and money.
Therefore women are the product of money and money.
Therefore women are the product of the roott of all evil and the root of
all evil.
Therefore women are all evil.
BB.
Abbadon ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2004 at 12:26 PM |
Very nice, all.
Spring forward, fall back.
Pride goeth before a fall.
Hope springs eternal.
Spring rolls, two for a dollar.
Therefore, Hope is Pride and thus a deadly sin.
Hope always precedes a fall.
Pride causes eternal spring.
Pride costs you fifty cents, but is damn yummy.
Spring rolls are a deadly sin, even if they contain no pork.
Easter is near the end of spring, therefore it signals the end of Hope. ____________________
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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pale-face
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posted on 2/10/2004 at 02:02 PM |
| although insightful abbandon, taken word for word off several other people. ____________________
fucking classy.
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Andree
Member  Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/10/2004 at 03:10 AM |
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship--never.
Love is friendship set on fire.
So . . . Friendship + Fire = Love, but Love + Fire does not equal
friendship. Therefore, your friends will love you if you set them on fire,
but if you love them, they won't be your friend. ____________________
< / hate >
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pale-face
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posted on 3/10/2004 at 07:31 AM |
| Impressive Andree. I enjoyed that. ____________________
fucking classy.
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dead-cell
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posted on 3/10/2004 at 07:46 AM |
quote:
in disagreement with
dead-cell.
where is the logical link that corruption is evil?
the logical conclusion to your thingy was that knowledge corrupts, which
is almost a truis.
Actually that was Pale-Face... already working on a new icon for myself.
"God is dead."-Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God
Therefore we can deduce Nietzsche was God, vice versa God was Nietzsche,
and that God committed suicide. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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pale-face
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posted on 3/10/2004 at 10:03 AM |
| sorry about the confusion dead-cell ____________________
fucking classy.
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Abbadon
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posted on 3/10/2004 at 01:17 PM |
'The Lord thy God is a jealous god.'
Jealousy is a sin.
Therefore God has sinned. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/10/2004 at 03:31 PM |
abadon plagiarism... is it too much to ask for you to at least acompany a
post that containts someone else's work with a note stating it?
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The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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