KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 12:01 AM |
What if I become an It and remove all my feminine body parts? Would I still
have the hormone that rages and makes me the bitch I am? Or would I just go
into early menopause?
And why is it called meno"pause?" why not menodead or menoisnotcomingback
cause I know a few older women and Meno NEVER came back to press the play
button.
____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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Monolycus
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 12:21 AM |
Yeah! Yeah! And why is even called "MEN" -opause? Why not call it
"WOMYN"
-othingthathappenswhentheyareolderandpasttheageinwhichtheyshouldberesponsib
lybearingoffspringduetothefactthattherisksofbirthdefectsbecomeastronimical?
Fucking men.
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 12:31 AM |
LOL ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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Andree
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 03:13 AM |
The second thing would happen---you'd go into early menopause. My mom had
a hysterectomy a few years ago, but she hasn't gone through menopause yet
because the doctor put her on a hormone patch. We call it her "anti-bitch
patch" because menopausal women are notoriously nasty to be around. I
wonder what would happen if I switched mom's anti-bitch patches with my
sister's leftoever birth control patches . . . she's seven months pregnant;
she ain't usin' 'em anytime soon . . . although she'd BETTER use 'em the
second that kid pops out, otherwise I'll have to give a certain sperm-donor
boyfriend a free vasectomy. ____________________ < / hate > |
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feralucce
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 06:25 AM |
Mono: because that won't fit on the medical forms... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 12:16 PM |
Yes, my mom had a hysterectomy two years ago and she is only 39... they
left one over even though its dormantly cancerous they hope it will be ok
until menopause will actually start. Then a few days ago she had surgery to
remove a tumor in her left breast ;-; *sniffle* my poor mommy. ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 10:59 PM |
It is
always blamed on the men.....why god dammit why....it gets annoying..*eye
twitches*
stupid menopause crap. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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Andree
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:04 PM |
*sigh* To starve or not to starve . . . ____________________ < / hate > |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:08 PM |
quote: *sigh* To starve or not
to starve . . .
Never starve...NEVER GIVE AWAY THE FOOD
NEVER...Just don't take the meno stuff... ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to
worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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Andree
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:23 PM |
Moinlen, I was not referring to that. Please see This Forum ____________________ < / hate > |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:44 PM |
If you're not allergic, a higher intake of soy will alleviate menopausal
symptoms in most women. Make your mom start eating the "anti-bitch" bean,
in it's varied delicious forms. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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angel_of_death
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 01:54 AM |
quote: It is always
blamed on the men.....why god dammit why....it gets annoying..*eye
twitches*
stupid menopause crap.
who else are we going to blame? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 02:23 PM |
I don't blame the men. It isn't their fault. People who believe that
believe it because of the Christian bible. Women blame things on men
because of the whole forbidden fruit shit. I don't believe it so there is
no reason to believe that men are the reason for the period or for
menopause. Instead of blaming the men for your normal bodily functions and
changes why don't you ask them for help. Get your man or men friends to
massage you when on your menstrual cycle. While you have menopause why not
try asking them for help with whatever you are feeling. Talk things
through, get your emotions out other ways. It is not their fault so stop
bitching about them. Fuck. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 26/8/2004 at 01:30 AM |
To many to reply too....ahhhhh..
Andree: I know, just my mind wandering to something that I can understand.
bettie_x: hey, that could work for my mum, but I aint going to be the one
to ask her to take it cause she is bitchin to much. It could not be that
either, could be just age. I aint gonna tell her that either.
angel of death: i don't know....the person who decided what sex you were to
be....or walk into a dark room and take a wild stab in the dark, whoever
you get...blame them.
MystryssRavynDarque: Yes, Yes......thats a good idea....if talking does not
work then beat us up, if that does not work..then...do something more
drastic.
[Edited on 26/8/2004 by Moinlen_Drigenu] ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to
worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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callei
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posted on 26/8/2004 at 07:07 AM |
Kitty, I am sorry to hear about your mother. I know our best wishes go out
to you and your family. I know a few other people here have parents or
family members facing cancer as well.
Try reading up on ablation (sick procedure, but hey, no more periods!) to
get rid of some of the more inconvenient and painful parts of women-hood.
Personally (most of the month) i think multiple orgasms are worth a bit of
blood and desire to kill other bi-peds.
I think the best things to blame men for is leaving thier shaved hair in
the sink and pissing on the toilet seat. ew. oh and hogging all the
pillows. no really, guys i feel for you, having to shave your face all the
time. I often think its why men dont smile as much as women, their faces
hurt to much. but the pissing on the toilet seat thing... *sigh* ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 26/8/2004 at 09:32 AM |
*giggle* Callei, you so rock. I never even thought about the not smiling
due to razor burn on the face. Maybe men are sad because they have to give
up a little bit of themselves every day. Though, women shave other areas
than their face and they like attention there too, but it too can be sad.
I have no idea where I am going with this than to say, I pretty much
understand your comment.
Yes, KGM, I too am very sorry to hear about your mommy. She can be a nice
woman, and I know she cares lots for you. No matter how much she drives
you nuts, you will always love her. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 27/8/2004 at 02:05 AM |
You only get razor burn/rash if you dont use shaving cream....and no I dont
smile much cause i dont want to, simple
Understand...pfft....is such a useless word. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
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missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to
worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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bettie_x
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posted on 27/8/2004 at 08:51 AM |
No Moinlen just feed her. Even menopausal women can't resist good food. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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feralucce
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posted on 27/8/2004 at 12:06 PM |
SPeak for yourself... some people get razor burn no matter what... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/8/2004 at 12:42 PM |
Try wearing jeans after you realised you didn't shave that delicate bikini
area with a fresh razor ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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