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Author: Subject: Inventions We'd Like to See

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  posted on 17/8/2004 at 01:34 PM
I would like a pocket-sized robot bicycle mechanic. This after my bicycle broke down four miles outside of town and I had to walk all the way back. Or I suppose I could just learn how to fix the stupid thing and get the right tools, but that would be too easy...

Also, you know those cardboard signs that you use when hitchhiking? I wish that they came equipped with a mini-missile launcher so that you could smoke the cars that passed you by.

 

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  posted on 17/8/2004 at 01:50 PM
I want an automatic skull fucker.

Like a small robotic midget with a huge schlong that you just point at someone, turn it on(no pun intended...) and let it go.

Why, if I had a nickel for every time I wished I had one of those on me, I'd have enough nickels to build a factory to produce them...

 

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  posted on 17/8/2004 at 03:25 PM
Xaoswolf: snickers* no... even better... make it like a face hugger from aliens.... with a huge dong right in the middle of the hand....

 

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  posted on 19/8/2004 at 12:42 AM
Okay fine so my fart-filtering underwear has been done. but how about this... Underwear that blows bubbles when yoo fart? Huh? HUH?

 

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  posted on 19/8/2004 at 02:47 PM
i really don't know if this counts as an invention...but i think we all need a cosmic bunny in our lives.....let me explain what the cosmic bunny does....the cosmic bunny will follow you around all day and the nicer and the more considerate to other people you are the cuter and cuddlyer the bunny gets... but if you do the opposite the bunny gets more grotesque, bigger and angry until it eat eventually bites off your head...i beleive this could change the world...and also get rid off the jackasses up stairs from me.

oh yeah and underwear that blows bubble when you fart...classic....but one question.....how the hell will anyone get away with cutting the cheese?

[Edited on 19/8/2004 by Zero]

 

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  posted on 19/8/2004 at 03:07 PM
the only draw back i can see the the "MOOD BUNNIES" is that the streets would be covered in bunny poo, and the cars and offices, and ice cream shops and toy stores, and I think i would be scared of the new job "opertunites" this would afford...

 

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  posted on 19/8/2004 at 03:45 PM
i totally didn't think of the ramifications of bunny poo but it's a small price to pay in order to get rid of jerks...and who knows...the bunny poo business could become a billion dollar industry...it would create a need for my next invention.....

.....poo resistant shoes...another something that is truly needed...how many times have each of us stepped in poo in our lives....too many if ya ask me

 

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  posted on 20/8/2004 at 03:57 AM
mmmmmm... cosmic hosenfeffer

 

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  posted on 20/8/2004 at 04:43 AM
The bunny-poo industry already is multibillion dollar, Zero. Where did you think Milk Duds came from?

~M.

 

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  posted on 20/8/2004 at 08:03 AM
"ok raise your hand if ewwww"(buffy the vampire slayer)....just another reason not to eat milk duds.

 

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  posted on 20/8/2004 at 11:43 AM
I want internet controlled idiot hammers. Here I am dragging this damn troll hammer from forum to forum! See.. you intall a hammer on a swivel over the monitor and if someone gets stupid I hit a key on my computer and they hammer smashed them in the head.

 

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  posted on 20/8/2004 at 11:46 AM
quote:
http://www.under-tec.com/dp_article.htm

Squid, your idea already exists. I saw it in one of those shopping magazines like "Harriet Carter" or something like that a while ago. Sorry to burst your dream.


I love this part of the article:

"The company’s motto: “Wear them for the ones you love.”"

 

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  posted on 21/8/2004 at 07:55 PM
I'm sorry, but those just sound dangerous during barbecue season. How bout a little fire scarecrow?

 

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  posted on 24/8/2004 at 12:36 AM
something thats already udnerway- a little box you spit in and it tells you all the diseases you have and could possibly get in the future.

 

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  posted on 24/8/2004 at 03:47 PM
a remote control for life. not only would it have the mute button, but there would be pause, for when you need those extra eight hours of sleep, rewind to sort out mistakes. fast forward, for obvious reasons. record so that you could live great experiences again and again and again. and channel buttons, in case you wanted to live someone elses life for a bit. after all, if you fucked it up for them they could always rewind...

 

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  posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:15 PM
When I was thirteen I thought I was going to make a living by selling boy-scented candles. Not sweat-and-funk candles, but nice-smelling ones. I even tried it, using a sample tube of Calvin Klein Eternity for Men and a block of wax, but the alcohol in the cologne burned out and I was only left with a pan to clean out. My visions of having my own corner of Pike Place Market were shattered. It was a sad day in the life of Andree. I have no idea why I thought anyone would buy such a product.

 

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  posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:26 PM
heh funny idea...you prob would have made the money though.

i want to see virtual reality chat...where you can beat the shit out of someone you dont even know.

 

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  posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:36 PM
it's called everquest

 

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  posted on 25/8/2004 at 04:32 AM
thats beautiful man. i think its the first thing ive read here that actually made me laugh.

andree, that idea would probably work if you pitched it to someone who could get the alcohol out of cologne and just use the smelly bits with some non-burst-up-in-your-face-at-the-application-of-a-lighter substitute. its a really saleable idea.
lynx africa candles. calvin klein. for candlesticks.
genius. or at least advertsing gold.

 

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  posted on 25/8/2004 at 11:11 AM
they already have them... and as essential oils...

 

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