Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2004 at 01:34 PM |
I would like a pocket-sized robot bicycle mechanic. This after my bicycle
broke down four miles outside of town and I had to walk all the way back.
Or I suppose I
could just learn how to fix the stupid thing and get the right tools, but
that would be too easy...
Also, you know those cardboard signs that you use when hitchhiking? I wish
that they came equipped with a mini-missile launcher so that you could
smoke the cars that passed you by. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2004 at 01:50 PM |
I want an automatic skull fucker.
Like a small robotic midget with a huge schlong that you just point at
someone, turn it on(no pun intended...) and let it go.
Why, if I had a nickel for every time I wished I had one of those on me,
I'd have enough nickels to build a factory to produce them... ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2004 at 03:25 PM |
Xaoswolf: snickers* no... even better... make it like a face hugger from
aliens.... with a huge dong right in the middle of the hand.... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/8/2004 at 12:42 AM |
Okay fine so my fart-filtering underwear has been done. but how about
this... Underwear that blows bubbles when yoo fart? Huh? HUH? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/8/2004 at 02:47 PM |
i really don't know if this counts as an invention...but i think we all
need a cosmic bunny in our lives.....let me explain what the cosmic bunny
does....the cosmic bunny will follow you around all day and the nicer and
the more considerate to other people you are the cuter and cuddlyer the
bunny gets... but if you do the opposite the bunny gets more grotesque,
bigger and angry until it eat eventually bites off your head...i beleive
this could change the world...and also get rid off the jackasses up stairs
from me.
oh yeah and underwear that blows bubble when you fart...classic....but one
question.....how the hell will anyone get away with cutting the cheese?
[Edited on 19/8/2004 by Zero] ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/8/2004 at 03:07 PM |
the only draw back i can see the the "MOOD BUNNIES" is that the streets
would be covered in bunny poo, and the cars and offices, and ice cream
shops and toy stores, and I think i would be scared of the new job
"opertunites" this would afford... ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Zero
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posted on 19/8/2004 at 03:45 PM |
i totally didn't think of the ramifications of bunny poo but it's a small
price to pay in order to get rid of jerks...and who knows...the bunny poo
business could become a billion dollar industry...it would create a need
for my next invention.....
.....poo resistant shoes...another something that is truly needed...how
many times have each of us stepped in poo in our lives....too many if ya
ask me ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2004 at 03:57 AM |
mmmmmm... cosmic hosenfeffer ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2004 at 04:43 AM |
The bunny-poo industry already is multibillion dollar, Zero. Where did you
think Milk Duds came from?
~M. ____________________ "I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again." |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2004 at 08:03 AM |
"ok raise your hand if ewwww"(buffy the vampire slayer)....just another
reason not to eat milk duds. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2004 at 11:43 AM |
I want internet controlled idiot hammers. Here I am dragging this damn
troll hammer from forum to forum! See.. you intall a hammer on a swivel
over the monitor and if someone gets stupid I hit a key on my computer and
they hammer smashed them in the head. ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2004 at 11:46 AM |
quote: http://www.under-tec.com/dp_article.htm
Squid, your idea already exists. I saw it in one of those shopping
magazines like "Harriet Carter" or something like that a while ago. Sorry
to burst your dream.
I love this part of the article:
"The company’s motto: “Wear them for the ones you love.”" ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/8/2004 at 07:55 PM |
I'm sorry, but those just sound dangerous during barbecue season. How bout
a little fire scarecrow? ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 12:36 AM |
something thats already udnerway- a little box you spit in and it tells you
all the diseases you have and could possibly get in the future. ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 03:47 PM |
a remote control for life. not only would it have the mute button, but
there would be pause, for when you need those extra eight hours of sleep,
rewind to sort out mistakes. fast forward, for obvious reasons. record so
that you could live great experiences again and again and again. and
channel buttons, in case you wanted to live someone elses life for a bit.
after all, if you fucked it up for them they could always rewind... ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:15 PM |
When I was thirteen I thought I was going to make a living by selling
boy-scented candles. Not sweat-and-funk candles, but nice-smelling ones.
I even tried it, using a sample tube of Calvin Klein Eternity for Men and a
block of wax, but the alcohol in the cologne burned out and I was only left
with a pan to clean out. My visions of having my own corner of Pike Place
Market were shattered. It was a sad day in the life of Andree. I have no
idea why I thought anyone would buy such a product. ____________________ < / hate > |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:26 PM |
heh funny idea...you prob would have made the money though.
i want to see virtual reality chat...where you can beat the shit out of
someone you dont even know. ____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2004 at 11:36 PM |
it's called everquest ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 04:32 AM |
thats beautiful man. i think its the first thing ive read here that
actually made me laugh.
andree, that idea would probably work if you pitched it to someone who
could get the alcohol out of cologne and just use the smelly bits with some
non-burst-up-in-your-face-at-the-application-of-a-lighter substitute. its a
really saleable idea.
lynx africa candles. calvin klein. for candlesticks.
genius. or at least advertsing gold. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/8/2004 at 11:11 AM |
they already have them... and as essential oils... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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