IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 04:51 AM |
Okay, since there haven't been any new games in a while I guess I'll start
a new one inspired by an issue of Mad Magazine my roommate left in the
bathroom. If the title is a bit confusing, I will elaborate. Basicly, yoo
think of something, no matter how useful or useless, possible or
impossible, that yoo'd like to unleash upon the world but cant due to
difficulty getting a grant, lack of research, or more likely because the
idea is cartoonish and absurd.
I'll begin:
How about underwear with a charcoal filter in the seat so that people can
tear ass all they want and nobody has to smell it. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Andree
Member   Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 05:44 AM |
| I want to see an over-the-counter vasectomy kit, even though such an
invention will put my vasectomy clinic out of business. I haven't actually
opended my clinic yet, but as soon as I can get ahold of an abandoned meth
lab, I'll be scheduling appointments. ____________________
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Abbadon
Fanatic   Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 06:34 AM |
| Iim going to invent an automatic nappy changing machine, when I have
nothing better to do. None of you had better steal my idea! Its mine! I'll
make millions! ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 07:19 AM |
I don't know, Andree, I think a drive-thru vasectomy could not only turn a
tidy profit, but be beneficial for society as well. Nurses could come out
on roller skates, make a quick snip, hand yoo a lolly-pop, and have yoo on
yor way! Brilliant!
And yoo could use exclusively my penile bandages which are not only
designed to handle the inevitable erection, but reasonable amounts of
vigorous stimulation as well (though using a condom is strongly reccomended
to keep bandage intact durring said stimulation). ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Zero
Fanatic  Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 08:00 AM |
| I would like to invent Highly skilled doctors and nurses...that will work
for very low pay so that Andree's drive through vesectomy clinic won't have
too many law suits to worry about. ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 10:05 AM |
There won't be any lawsuits, because we will work underground and you'll
have to sign a release form. The drive-thru might not work if we want to
keep a low profile, but we will take walk-ins. Dunno how patients are
going to walk out, but that's their problem. As I say to all my
future customers, I can't say my methods will be painless, sterile, or
legal, but the price is right. Squiddles, if you supply the bandages I'll
throw your vasectomy in for free.
Oh, I have another invention but I'm keeping it secret because I don't want
manufacturers to catch wind. That's what happened when I mentioned, out
loud, that I was going to invent squeeze-bottle mayonnaise. Now they're
making millions. They have spies everywhere! Where's my tinfoil hat!? ____________________
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 10:19 AM |
| 'Couse, the manufacturers don't need to catch wind anyway; that's what
Squid's underwear is for! ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 10:27 AM |
| I would invent a gun that kills stupid people... but only for ten minutes
at a stretch... gives em a chance to learn from it ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 11:24 AM |
Pleasure droids/ sex bots. Sex sells people.
[Edited on 8/14/2004 by dead-cell] ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 11:29 AM |
| damnit dead-cell you beat me to it....but just imagine...a robot that will
serve you in every way...can you imagine it??? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 02:03 PM |
| I'd like to see something that gets rid of excess baby gas. Big painfull
bubbles have no business in little tummies. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 06:41 PM |
| My vasectomy clinic won't get rid of excess baby gas, but it will
get rid of excess babies. ____________________
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 06:57 PM |
MW: purhaps some sort of baby plunger is needed
I would like to create some kind of planet where anything is possible as
long as you have an imagination...where you're only as good as your
dreams...but like an amusement park(world) but without the lines
also...a drive thru reverse vesctomy clinic...and some way to repair what
ever damage has been done to these poor guys genitals ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 11:16 PM |
| the mute button. For people. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 11:34 PM |
| nnonono!!! IDIOT MUZZLES!!! ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2004 at 11:53 PM |
Idiots can still figure out how to take off muzzles. Mute button all the
way!
1. Anti-stupidity pills. Readily available like pez dispensers for when
your caught unprepared by stupidity.
2. X-ray glasses.
3. Big Red Buttons that do nothing other than tempt you to push them.
____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2004 at 12:26 AM |
A bullshit meter that can be worn on your belt.
As soon as it detects that the bullshit being thrown in your direction has
reached an unbearable level (you set your own tolerance level each time you
wear the device),
a small iron fist pops out and hits the bullshitter in their genitals. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2004 at 11:56 AM |
http://www.under-tec.com/dp_article.htm
Squid, your idea already exists. I saw it in one of those shopping
magazines like "Harriet Carter" or something like that a while ago. Sorry
to burst your dream. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2004 at 12:02 PM |
| See? That's what happens when you say your ideas to anyone! ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2004 at 01:15 PM |
I would like to see the "free pass" invented. Everyone gets ONE per year,
and it entitles you to say what you want, to who you want, without the
repurcussions of say, losing your job, or going to jail. Included in this
free pass would be one curb-stomp every 5 years. Curb and boots shall be
provided.
And you're right, mrd, they have been invented, the guy who made them was
on howard stern a couple years ago. He made them for his wife who has
crone's disease. The only downfall would be the elimination of the extra
powerful argument ender of the "dutch oven". I've got your WMD's RIGHT
HERE.....*stuff* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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