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Author: Subject: Lost in translation

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  posted on 7/8/2004 at 07:51 PM
OK, it is not a specifically gothic humour thingy, but its funny.
people may have seen these before, but what the hey:
FOREIGN SIGNS IN ENGLISH


In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If
you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next
day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only
when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one
should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going
alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front
desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the
office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure
is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian
and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the
corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing
to hope for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid
red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted
duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend
courteous, efficient self-service.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big
rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition
of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These
were executed over the past two years.

In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking
shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel
porter.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden
on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for
instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are
married with each other for that purpose.

On a Korean Kitchen knife: Warning, Keep out of children.

In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests
of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby
be used for this purpose.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the
latest Methodists.

A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water
has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
afternoon having a good time.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven
city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride
on your own ass?

On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock
to right.

In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from
their own skin.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to
work throughout its useful life.

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner
if dressed as a man.

In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send
them in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit
to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

On a BB gun made in China: Do not point at child or the animal.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have
children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have
any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other
diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the
water served here.

In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find
they are best in the long run.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
CONDITIONER: COOLERS AND HEATERS: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM
in your room, please control yourself.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of
foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at
first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
vigor.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.

signs taken from a couple of websites and a book called 'dumb signs.'
and ive just found the instructions, badly translated from japanese i think, of an pump action pellet shooter. to cock it you must 'pull behind lubberly cartridge belt until "kakaa" ' fortunately the lubberly cartridge belt was labelled, and it was just the fact that the item was a peice of useless crap which meant that it was unuseable.


[Edited on 8/8/2004 by W0rmW00d]

 

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  posted on 7/8/2004 at 10:11 PM
did you compile this list yourself?

 

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  posted on 7/8/2004 at 11:22 PM
www.engrish.com is a good source for finding these things. So is living in a non-English speaking country. On my way to the PC bong ("internet cafe") where I am writing this, I discovered that GUESS brand jeans become "Ask Enquired" in Korean. A nice looking woman walked by wearing one of their t-shirts as I was lighting up a cigarette under the "NO SMORKING" sign.

 

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  posted on 8/8/2004 at 02:47 AM
When Jaws was shown in Norway it was dubbed into Norwegian and the title was also changed to a Norwegian alternative. It was called: Schempe Tosken. Translated back into English this means: The Giant Cod!

The Norwegians did the same with The Towering Inferno. It was called: Branje Huten when it was released there, which means: The Fire In The Hut!

(Forgive my Norwegian spelling!)

 

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  posted on 8/8/2004 at 07:28 AM
and then theres the old classic that goes the other way. the vauxhall nova, a pretty succesful car, at least in europe, sold absolutely nada in spain because 'no va' means doesnt go.

 

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  posted on 8/8/2004 at 09:49 AM
WormWood: did you compile that list yourself, or did you find it somewhere else?

 

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  posted on 8/8/2004 at 03:25 PM
ive since edited the list to indicate that i took the signs from a couple of websites, popped in a couple from a book and the final one is from the instructions of a pellet gun a friend of mine bought on a beach in Norfolk.
i cannot remember the websites specifically because i had drunk more than my fair share of gin when i found them, if you want the isbn number of the book i can give it you.

 

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  posted on 8/8/2004 at 04:29 PM
nae... just... you may wanan give citations... some are touchy about plagarism, and this... smacks of it... just CYA (cover your ass)

 

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  posted on 8/8/2004 at 04:38 PM
I'll certainly be covering my arse if your going around smacking things, you dirty minx, you!

 

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  posted on 9/8/2004 at 09:06 AM
Thanks for making that point Feral. I do get really intense about plagerism. I dont want to be sued because some idiot decides to post some other feebs brain drippings on this site. I dont want to bother of explaining it again. its all in the FAQ, somewhere.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2004 at 09:50 AM
just doion my civic duty

 

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  posted on 10/8/2004 at 07:54 PM
"The Chevy Nova, which translates to 'no go' in Spanish, sold poorly in Mexico due to its unfortunate name. -Common misconception

It has been used by business and marketing professors for years to illustrate the importace of correct translations. However, if the scholars had done the some research on their own, they'd know this story is a myth. The two words 'No va' do literally translate into 'no go' in Spanish, but the one word 'Nova,' which is pronounced differently, is the name of a gasoline sold by the Mexican oil company, Pemex. The Chevy Nova actually had deent sales in Mexico and was never a victim of a translating blunder." -The Guy with the Hook and Other Urban Legends

Don't always believe what they teach you in school. Also I wonder how many translation fiascos have occured in the US?

 

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 01:13 PM
this is not a challenge. this is a question.
chevy nova?
is that as in chevrolet? do they manufacture american versions of vauxhall cars, or have some form of manufacturing deal or is it conicidence that two seperate continents have had the same linguistic problem occur (or not, depending whether you beleve the popular urban legend, or if one is true and the other not, or whatever) due to the spanish language being a major one there? any thoughts or knowledge. i can't find any with my primitive search techniques. all i get is urban legend sites telling me what we have already gone over..

 

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 01:14 PM
oh, callei, as i have said, all except for one of the things on my list were taken from other people's stuff. if this will get you into trouble then feel free to remove it. as im sure you probably would anyway.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 01:34 PM
Yes, the nova had decent sales in mexico,.. as a matter of fact, the year it was unveiled it was the most popular car from america there...

urban legends will getcha every time

now, wood... no offense intended... but that last comment to callei was shitty... and that is what people have been opposed to...

[Edited on 8/11/2004 by feralucce]

 

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 02:14 PM
I thought i'd do the urban legend surfing for WormWood:

http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp

God I love Snopes

 

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 04:00 PM
not only that... but all we fuckin asked for was citations... legal matters and intellectual property worry us... and wearing your heart on your sleeve because she didn't like what you posted before is no need to make an obviously snide adn pissy remark...

 

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 11:03 PM
feral, seriously man. Your first rebuke was enough, I'm sure he got it. Remember the enantiodromia... don't be pissy telling someone about the dangers of being pissy.

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 11:24 PM
mono: I honestly don't think it was enough... he came here... and I have tried to help him, both in private in public... and I have covered this very point, but I don't think he got it because he continued and continued and continued... perhaps, he will listen when one he considers a friend has gotten fed up with it

 

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  posted on 11/8/2004 at 11:50 PM
Okay, okay... you'll need to do as you think best. I'm just mentioning it because to those of us on the outside it has been coming across as though you've been looking for something to fight about lately. I'm not trying to tell you how to comport yourself, but I have to question the efficacy of your approach these past few weeks. Carry on.

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