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Zero
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posted on 27/7/2004 at 07:56 PM
i really don't know how to prove the existance of grav.....oops i dropped
something..what was i saying again? oh yeah something about gravity..yeah i
have know idea what you're talking about
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Andree
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posted on 27/7/2004 at 08:34 PM
Gravity: the plastic surgeon's best friend.
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 27/7/2004 at 09:26 PM
Gravity. That which keeps girls skirts down........ I hate gravity.
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Andree
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posted on 27/7/2004 at 09:39 PM
Gravity: Why Pfizer is a $2.86 billion-dollar industry.
yet, oddly enough, gravity is not present in my studio... (cites Kat)
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Domkitten
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 06:48 AM
oh, feral. i think your studio had gravity, i think that cat just defies
it.
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Rogue
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 07:29 AM
Gravity is a lie, it's actually excess levity. There are no pulling forces
in the universe, only unbalanced pushing forces. Or, in the words of the
Nobel Prize-winning work "Baby pop and the nature of gravity" (1989, Salt,
Pepa, et al)..."Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat, c'mon
girls, let's go show the guys that we know how to become number one in a
hot party show, now push it"
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Devin
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 09:12 AM
I disagree. While the pulling vs. pushing issue has been hotly debated, I
believe it was settled some years ago in the publication: "Journal of the
Pretty Hate Machine" (1989, T. Reznor, et al). "I decided i was never
coming down, just then a tiny little dot caught my eye, it was just about
too small to see, but i watched it way too long, it was pulling me down"
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Rogue
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 09:48 AM
Au contraire, mon frere... In the pivotal work "Quantum theory and the
Ruby Vroom", (Messrs. Doughty, Gabay, Steinberg, DeGliAntoni, 1994) It was
posited that "Behind every object is a mathematic; an obscure substance
infused with a kinetic force, energy, an obscure conscience shoots a gun at
the feet, the world dances." and therefore, without obsessing oneself with
causality one may imply that what are apparently pulling forces are in fact
everything coming up, everything going as planned, yeah, everything moving
along. They created the paradox "I could get lost in a lunchbox" to
further illustrate this principle. In essence, information is a universal
pressure underlying all matter and energy, and when unbalanced can manifest
as gravity or electromagnetism or solid mass and as the hand came down, the
power got illuminated.
____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
I'm reminded that gravity exists every time I drop something heavy on my
head at work. Or when I fall off the ladder. Now you could say that I
fall and that things fall on ME because I BELIEVE they will. Every time I
firmly believed that I or it would stop. No such luck folks, I have the
dent in my forehead to prove it
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it was postulated in the 1800's that perhaps everything was expanding at a
steady rate
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Rogue
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 12:15 PM
That would explain why I keep needing new pants.
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Devin
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 01:09 PM
I believe that it is not information, but chance that is the universal
pressure underlying all matter and energy. Since quantum physics is the
science of probability, this is a reasonable assertion. According to
Professor Gordon Sumner of Wallsend, England (better known for the scandal
dubbed by the media as the "Don't stand so close to me" affair), "He deals
the cards to find the answer. The sacred geometry of chance. The hidden
law of a probable outcome. The numbers lead the dance." This statement,
as well as previous comments leads me to believe that humans have a genetic
desire to understand chance, but are incapable of it.
This theory was proven in 1988 by Leonard Cohen, Phd. in his sociology
publication titled "I'm you're man". He states that "Everybody knows that
the dice are loaded, Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed." Why
would someone do this unless they were in denial of their lack of
understanding of chance? Perhaps he explains this irrationality of human
desire best when he later writes, "Everybody talking to their pockets,
Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long stem rose. Everybody
knows"
This human paradox of understanding was noted much earlier in Floyd
University's definitive astrophysics paper "The lack of illumination in
remote lunar locations". This publication ends with the question: "[What
if] All that you touch, and all that you see, all that you taste, all you
feel, and all that you love, and all that you hate, all you distrust, all
you save, and all that you give, and all that you deal, and all that you
buy, beg, borrow or steal, and all you create, and all you destroy, and all
that you do, and all that you say, and all that you eat, and everyone you
meet, and all that you slight, and everyone you fight, and all that is now,
and all that is gone, and all that's to come, and everything under the sun
is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon"?
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 06:37 PM
Feral, if all things expand, then why is Micheal Jackson's nose constantly
getting smaller?
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dead-cell
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posted on 28/7/2004 at 06:48 PM
Xaos, "for every action there is an equal but opposite reaction" I believe
that was Albert Einstein