Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2004 at 10:06 AM |
This isn't exactly a Goth joke, but it is more of a story, as feralucce
requested.
This guy has a problem. He can't get any because he's got a twenty five
inch erection. So he goes to the village wise woman and explains his
problem to her. She thinks about it for a while, and then tells him to
travel north until he finds a pond. In that pond, she explains, there will
be a frog. And each time that frog turns down this guy's offer of marriage,
he'll lose five inches.
So the guy travels north, and before long he finds the pond he was
searching for. And with it, he finds a large frog resting on a lillypad.
Guy: Um, excuse me, Mr. Frog?
Frog: What?
Guy: Um, will you marry me?
Frog: No!
So the guy shrinks to twenty inches. He asks again.
Guy: Mr. Frog?
Frog: What??
Guy: Will you marry me?
Frog: No!!
He's down to fifteen inches. That's still a bit longer than he wants to be,
so he decides to ask one more time.
Guy: Mr. Frog, will you marry me?
Frog: How many times do I have to tell you? NO NO NO! ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2004 at 10:37 AM |
Now that... *grins* at least, was amusing*lol* ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/7/2004 at 04:28 AM |
Poor guy...not even an angry inch left. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/7/2004 at 04:58 AM |
lmao.... ah, now that is FUNNY! ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/7/2004 at 08:25 PM |
I giggled loudly and quite high pitched, interesting.... Starlitght: Good
reference to Hedwig, very funny. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/7/2004 at 10:40 PM |
Ouch...LMAO, that was dirty, but good. I need to share that with my
mom.
Her response: *turns to stepdad* Have you been talking to any frogs at
ponds lately?
[Edited on 7/4/2004 by Anya] |
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gothicmorman
Fanatic Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/7/2004 at 09:07 PM |
now that does provoke laughter. Murphy's law will always win...
the ruthless |
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