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Author: Subject: damn emo kids.

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  posted on 5/7/2004 at 04:33 AM
I am sorry.. but troll does not make a good finger food...

MAAYBE I could find a use as a second course in a nice bernaise or possibly a stew or a sweet meat... but, honestly... not as an appetizer...

(Belive it or not The Feral speaks with some authority on the subject of food, being a gourmet published and award winning chef ((only in small circles))... His recipes are available upon request)

 

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  posted on 5/7/2004 at 04:37 AM
Q -how many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A- two but it's a tight fit!
A- none they won't fit!
A- Two, one to change the bulb and second to write a poem about it and perform it at open mic night.
A- only one, but el nino blew the fucker away
A- one, but then I ate him
A- Get your damn hands off my typewriter (erisian version)


Sorry
Feral <-- in a snit

 

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  posted on 5/7/2004 at 08:41 AM
Well at least it's all out now and since all the fucking punchlines are known, you can REALLY yell at the next person who punches another fucking "screw in a lightbulb" joke. Thank you.

 

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  posted on 13/11/2006 at 09:27 AM
I heard one, if a blonde and an emo jump off the empire state building, who would die first?

The Blonde, she would drowned in the emo kids' tears

 

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  posted on 13/11/2006 at 09:35 AM
that was mildly amuzing... but I am always amazed by where people choose to post their first ...

I mean... to have dug this up...they had to have at least read some of teh site

 

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  posted on 13/11/2006 at 09:58 AM
UMMMM...

EVERYONE READ THIS THREAD... froms tart to finish... DO IT AND DO IT NOW... REMEMBER THESE DAYS? Bring them back

 

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  posted on 13/11/2006 at 10:25 AM
I just realized something...

I don't like dead baby jokes... does that make ME emo?

 

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  posted on 13/11/2006 at 11:16 AM
Don't worry Feral. There's not enough Eyeliner to make you Emo.

Callei and I were sitting on the porch last night and saying "remember when we had a sense of humor?" Damm, those were the days right? This site has definitely suffered a serious decline in the brain cell count of new members. I remember the days when nobody was even interested in the site unless they "got it". Then somehow it became cool or something and people figured that some much needed coolness might rub off on them if they got some attention.

I think there might have been some misunderstanding a while back when some of us started protecting some of the new ones. There were a few specific young ones with potential that did need some coddling at first (although we're way past that now). I think this was mistaken to mean that all new members needed coddling. If that's the message that got conveyed, I'm very sorry. By all means, feast on their bones.

 

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  posted on 13/11/2006 at 01:12 PM
I'll tell you what happpened...

the search engines started using "aproximative / fuzzy logic routines" for their search criterea...

Instead of reading the keyword tags... the damn things now read, spidering to 15 layers and read titles... these little fuckwits do a search for goth and we come up... then...

because ninety eight percent of people that would do a search for anything gothic are dumber than a bag of unassembled hammers - and about as fucking useful, i might add - they post without reading... I was looking at the random image link... over and over and over... it's what I do when I cannot sleep...

I stumbled across http://www.shmeng.com/index.php?module=My_eGallery&do=sho wpic&pid=314&orderby=titleA and it just sickened me... so many fucktards in one spot... in my home...it's worse than mildew in my bathroom or dusbunnies in my soup....

and what's with the bullshit of always having 5-10 guests that NEVER FUCKIGN REGISTER????? wtf?

/rant

 

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  posted on 14/11/2006 at 05:31 AM
Alright, i almost peed my pants when i read devin's first comment about the eyeliner...can you imagine!!!!

I say let's help shmeng. more photos feral. more photos.

and feral stomps. yay! And, uh, intelligent comments, though at the moment my brain is a wee bit on the fried and overworked side, but as soon as I can get it to function.

Bring back Bettie-X. Bring it on. Bring it. You know you want too....

 

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  posted on 14/11/2006 at 08:04 AM
hey...I was once goth... ish... callei has seen it... she's seen my makeup... though it was more like riffraff from RHPS than it was eyeliner...

 

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  posted on 14/11/2006 at 08:50 AM
oh...he's an emo joke

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself

 

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  posted on 14/11/2006 at 03:36 PM
thank you feral, now i can say i've peed my pants laughing. much obliged....

cut itself...heee

 

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  posted on 14/11/2006 at 03:56 PM
DK...I am glad I could help ya out

 

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  posted on 14/11/2006 at 11:28 PM
You know why I adore you, Feral? Because you know my absolute favorite emo joke of all time.

Well, that's one of the many reasons, anyway.

 

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  posted on 14/11/2006 at 11:59 PM
I am glad I do then

 

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  posted on 15/11/2006 at 01:57 PM
I read this from start to finish and I guess I missed this post like 2 years ago...I thought this was the one where we had the If you give an emo kid a cookie post but it wasn't. At any rate. I totally need that laugh today as I am surrounded my morons. I remember the good old bashing days. Great entertainment to sit back and watch. Apparantly I was a newbie in 69 lol shit when was it that the server crashed all them years ago. I mean shit I had to be like 11 or 12 when I started posting here and I still managed to come off more brilliant than the shit that gets slung around here sometimes.

You know those kids that cut themselves, emo, or just suisidal attention whore I have but one thing to say to you....Its down the road not across the street kids...*Makes slashing motions* Okay I lied I have more than one thing to say...Go play in traffic give up...your stupidity is giving me a headache.

I dunno if I have ever told anyone here how much I love them. And Amen to everything that Schiz said in like 04 I remember too when I would sit and refresh my screen to see if there were any new posts. Shmeng is like that old friend that just stays there waiting. Though you may leave it for a while you always come back after a while and its like you never left. Over the years I have been on and offline more times than I can count...cause the internet isnt as cheap as one would think. But no matter how long I have been gone I always check here. We forge bonds...and you don't forge those types of things by comming on here with you uber gothiness and psuedo intullectualism. This site isn't about anything that you thought that it is about. If you wanna whine a bitch, prepare to choke on words baby. Some of ya'll are just itchn for a bitchn.

As much as I want to rant on and on I must go back to the ignoramouses that I have to coexsist with for 12 hours a day!

 

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  posted on 19/11/2006 at 03:22 PM
i was a few months late on signing up, but i deffinately remember this thread.

and in it's memory a joke.

a granpa and grandson go on a fishing trip.
a few hours into the trip the grampa takes out a beer and starts drinking.
the grandson asks "can i have a beer?"
the grampa replys "can your dick touch your ass?"
the grandson says "no"
then the grandpa says "then no you cant have a beer".
a few hours after that the kid pulls out a cookie and starts eating it
the grampa asks "can i have a cookie?"
the grandson replys "can your dick touch your ass?"
the grampa says " yes"
the grandson says "then go fuck yourself these are my cookies"


p.s. i hope this was up to your joke standard feral, with a punchline and swift what not.

 

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  posted on 19/11/2006 at 09:37 PM
THAT... was funny...

 

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  posted on 20/11/2006 at 12:17 PM
That was great lol...

 

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