Anonymous
Posts: 116
Registered: 14/4/2002
Status: Offline
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 posted on 6/6/2004 at 02:52 PM |
Yes it is nearing on the brink of ridiculous, this whiny, dismal,
sterotypical, pathetic little excuse for a subculture has become so
mainstream it almost seems as though its taking over society at times. I
honestly do feel sorry for anyone who would allow themselves to fall into
this classification.
These people that refer to themselves as "goth" attempt to separate
themselves from from mainstream society, yet in the process end up becoming
exactly what they hate. Essentially conforming to non conformity. For
fuck's sake people, just be yourselves. Screw categories and labels, people
are people. Get over it.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 05:53 PM |
| *sigh* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Kira
Member   Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 10:08 PM |
Peanut Butter Logs
2 cups creamy peanut butter
1/2 cup margarine or butter, melted
1 pound powdered sugar
3 cups rice krispies
Chocolate frosting OR
1 pack chocolate chips
Cream together margarine, powdered sugar, and peanut butter. Mix in cereal
with hands. Sculpt into 2" logs and top with chocolate frosting, or dip in
melted chocolate chips. Or, be lazy like me and eat the mixture out of the
bowl by the handful.
Warning: Bad for you and extremely addicting. ____________________
Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you.
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gothicmorman
Fanatic   Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 11:21 PM |
ooo! peanut butter mixture out of the bowl! yumm....
the ruthless
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic  Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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 posted on 6/6/2004 at 11:25 PM |
Jicama Fruit Salad with Basil
Ingredients:
1 c Grapes, red, seedless
1 c Grapes, green, seedless
1 c Cantaloupe, honeydew or
-mango -- cubed
1 c Pineapple chunks, fresh
1 Orange, peeled -- sliced & quartered
1 Nectarine -- cubed
1/2 c Strawberries -- halved
1/2 c Jicama -- peeled, cut in
-matchstick pieces
1/4 c Orange juice
1 tb Basil, fresh -- chopped OR
1 t Basil, dried -- crushed
Basil springs, optional
Instructions:
In medium-sized bowl, combine all ingredients except basil sprigs; mix
gently.
To serve, garnish with a sprig of basil.
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"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2004 at 07:13 AM |
I found this recipe online and I thought it looked really good and it is
quite cute too, being all pidgin and stuff. I can understand it which is
great!
Coconut Cloud Pie
1 Bottom uncooked pie crust
1 can Coconut milk
2/3 C Half & half cream
2/3 to 3/4 C Sugah (try see how sweet you like em)
1 tsp Vanilla
3 Beaten eggs
1/2 - 1 C Sweetened flaked coconut (depends on how much coconut you like)
K den, put da pie crust in da pie pan, an flute da edges nani, so dey stand
up nice an tall. Whisk oa beat all da rest tings togedah so dey real
smooth. Pouah in da pie shell ~ not too full now, rememba da buggah puff up
when it wen bake. Now poot in da oven, bake at 350 degrees foa 45 to 75
minutes. Dis da only tricky paht: top of da pie will get golden brown, and
da middo needs to be set, not loose an jiggly. Make shua da buggah is done.
When done, cool an chill in refrigerator an den. Serve plain, or da REALLY
ono wit real whip cream an pineapple preserves spooned ovah.
[Edited on 6/7/2004 by MystryssRavynDarque] ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Zero
Fanatic  Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2004 at 08:21 AM |
I know that many of you here don't eat meat but i think you'll make an
exception...
Flame roasted Troll
All you need is:
1. one angry shmeng member (preferabley one of the more dangerous ones)
with a gun or sword...depending on if you like your troll sliced and diced
or whole
2. search for a troll...there obviously not too hard to find
3. garlic
4. red wine (you always drink red wine with steak and chicken...i think
troll falls under the category of chicken)
Rost troll over an open fire for about 3 hours....depending on if you
caught it alive or not. Serves six people.....or just one giant squid.
[Edited on 7/6/2004 by Zero] ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic  Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2004 at 09:01 AM |
Shmeng alla Ignorance-
1 bag shake and bake
5 or more articles found throughout the site showing that people are NOT
conformist fucktards (easy to find, I assure you) becuase aparently
conforming to ANYTHING in life is bad.
1 helpless troll moron (Zero took care of that ingredients ease of
discovery)
a dash of salt
a dash of oregeno
a dash of the shmeng banner declaring the site NOT gothic
Mix all ingredient with a little extra virgin olive oil, and in a large
black trash bag shake until the other ingredient seep into the troll's
head, or until coma and parallisis sets in. Leave in sun for a few weeks.
Go back if you give a shit. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2004 at 09:44 AM |
I'm gonna have to start carrying my little recipe book around with me when
I go online...
Tortilla Pie
Flour Tortillas
Salsa (not the crappy store kind. The real kind you make yourself or get
from a farmer's market...)
Cheddar Cheese
Anything else you want to stuff in between the layers.
First you lay down one tortilla. Then pour in some salsa and top it with
cheese. Then put another tortilla on top. Layer like so until it gets too
high. Place one last tortilla on top and sprikle with cheese.
Bake until cheese melts into a wonderfully gooey and yummy pie.
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Kira
Member Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2004 at 12:13 PM |
What do jicamas taste like?
More fun to say: jicama or cumquat? ____________________
Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you.
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2004 at 12:20 PM |
Kira: Jicama tastes a lot like fresh-picked sweet peas in the pod. The
taste is amzing: sweet without being saccharine or leaving one with the
urge to brush one's teeth.
Jicama (pronounced HIC-ahmuh) is fun to say when one is drunk.
Cumquat is more fun to say, no matter what the situation...especially at a
church social or when chatting with a hottie from a strict religious sect.
*wide evil grin* ____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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gothicmorman
Fanatic Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2004 at 12:46 AM |
good microwave wholesomely fattening snack
crackers (stone wheat or premium plus work best)
cheese(grated or sliced its all good)
ketchup(there's no other kinds once you've tasted heinz)
... or salsa(mmmmmm)
directions: put the crackers on a plate, most preferably covering the plate
and then put the cheese all over the top of the crackers then put it in the
microwave for as long as it takes to melt, this varies depending on the
microwave. in mine it takes 2 minutes. when all the cheese is melted on the
crackers take it out and put ketchup or salsa on top and eat like a pizza
kind of with a knife and fork. its very good, really it is...
the ruthless
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic  Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2004 at 03:39 PM |
How to make troll menced meat
1 Rayce
1 Troll
1 Desert Eagle
*shoots Troll repeatedly for being a stereotypical moron* ____________________
Suicide Hotline - Please Hold
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gothicmorman
Fanatic Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2004 at 12:05 PM |
if you shot the troll repeatedly would there not be lead poisening in the
troll menced meat? or does the cooking part negate that effect?...
the ruthless
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2004 at 10:12 AM |
quote:
if you shot the troll
repeatedly would there not be lead poisening in the troll menced meat? or
does the cooking part negate that effect?...
the ruthless
Umm.. I take you don't eat meat and don't know anyone who goes hunting?
Bullets don't leave lead poisoning in the meat. *blinks* ____________________
Suicide Hotline - Please Hold
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Abbadon
Fanatic  Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2004 at 12:14 PM |
Well to get out of this off-topic 'trollish' rut. I agree heartily with the
initial comment!
BB.
Abbadon ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2004 at 03:37 PM |
HAHahhahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Ha. He's just angry cuz we've been using garden variety bargain troll. Not
the specialized and rare Kobe Abbadon kind.\
Fo shizzle......... ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/6/2004 at 12:04 AM |
he cant be that crazy, personally i quite agree with him... those peanut
butter log rolls ARE really good, especially when you eat the dough out of
the bowl. but that could be because im a girl and i do the whole
eating-when-stressed-ritual thing, or when other people are stressed....
there is always some excuse right?...
the ruthless
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/6/2004 at 02:42 PM |
Easy Black Bean Chili
One can black beans (well rinsed)
One can stweed or diced tomatos (low salt or no salt for preference)
chili powder
paprika
salt
galic (or galic powder if you are really in a hurry)
in saucepan on medium heat, beans and tomatos into a pot, add spices.
stir. cook about 10-15 minutes until it starts to thicken and you get
hungry.
eat.
(serves about two if you add salad or chips or something) ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/6/2004 at 04:30 PM |
Cheesecake,
take a jell-o cheese cake mix. Puree two goths, set them aside for later.
Make the cheese cake and eat it. ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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