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Author: Subject: STEREOTYPICAL GOTHS






Posts: 116
Registered: 14/4/2002
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  posted on 6/6/2004 at 02:52 PM

Yes it is nearing on the brink of ridiculous, this whiny, dismal, sterotypical, pathetic little excuse for a subculture has become so mainstream it almost seems as though its taking over society at times. I honestly do feel sorry for anyone who would allow themselves to fall into this classification.

These people that refer to themselves as "goth" attempt to separate themselves from from mainstream society, yet in the process end up becoming exactly what they hate. Essentially conforming to non conformity. For fuck's sake people, just be yourselves. Screw categories and labels, people are people. Get over it.

 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 6/6/2004 at 05:53 PM
*sigh*

 

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Posts: 149
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 6/6/2004 at 10:08 PM
Peanut Butter Logs

2 cups creamy peanut butter
1/2 cup margarine or butter, melted
1 pound powdered sugar
3 cups rice krispies

Chocolate frosting OR
1 pack chocolate chips

Cream together margarine, powdered sugar, and peanut butter. Mix in cereal with hands. Sculpt into 2" logs and top with chocolate frosting, or dip in melted chocolate chips. Or, be lazy like me and eat the mixture out of the bowl by the handful.

Warning: Bad for you and extremely addicting.

 

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Registered: 11/7/2002
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  posted on 6/6/2004 at 11:21 PM
ooo! peanut butter mixture out of the bowl! yumm....

the ruthless

 

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Registered: 31/10/2003
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  posted on 6/6/2004 at 11:25 PM
Jicama Fruit Salad with Basil

Ingredients:

1 c Grapes, red, seedless
1 c Grapes, green, seedless
1 c Cantaloupe, honeydew or
-mango -- cubed
1 c Pineapple chunks, fresh
1 Orange, peeled -- sliced & quartered
1 Nectarine -- cubed
1/2 c Strawberries -- halved
1/2 c Jicama -- peeled, cut in
-matchstick pieces
1/4 c Orange juice
1 tb Basil, fresh -- chopped OR
1 t Basil, dried -- crushed
Basil springs, optional


Instructions:


In medium-sized bowl, combine all ingredients except basil sprigs; mix gently.
To serve, garnish with a sprig of basil.

 

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Registered: 24/9/2002
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  posted on 7/6/2004 at 07:13 AM
I found this recipe online and I thought it looked really good and it is quite cute too, being all pidgin and stuff. I can understand it which is great!

Coconut Cloud Pie
1 Bottom uncooked pie crust
1 can Coconut milk
2/3 C Half & half cream
2/3 to 3/4 C Sugah (try see how sweet you like em)
1 tsp Vanilla
3 Beaten eggs
1/2 - 1 C Sweetened flaked coconut (depends on how much coconut you like)

K den, put da pie crust in da pie pan, an flute da edges nani, so dey stand up nice an tall. Whisk oa beat all da rest tings togedah so dey real smooth. Pouah in da pie shell ~ not too full now, rememba da buggah puff up when it wen bake. Now poot in da oven, bake at 350 degrees foa 45 to 75 minutes. Dis da only tricky paht: top of da pie will get golden brown, and da middo needs to be set, not loose an jiggly. Make shua da buggah is done. When done, cool an chill in refrigerator an den. Serve plain, or da REALLY ono wit real whip cream an pineapple preserves spooned ovah.



[Edited on 6/7/2004 by MystryssRavynDarque]

 

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  posted on 7/6/2004 at 08:21 AM
I know that many of you here don't eat meat but i think you'll make an exception...

Flame roasted Troll

All you need is:

1. one angry shmeng member (preferabley one of the more dangerous ones) with a gun or sword...depending on if you like your troll sliced and diced or whole
2. search for a troll...there obviously not too hard to find
3. garlic
4. red wine (you always drink red wine with steak and chicken...i think troll falls under the category of chicken)

Rost troll over an open fire for about 3 hours....depending on if you caught it alive or not. Serves six people.....or just one giant squid.


[Edited on 7/6/2004 by Zero]

 

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Registered: 1/1/2003
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  posted on 7/6/2004 at 09:01 AM
Shmeng alla Ignorance-

1 bag shake and bake
5 or more articles found throughout the site showing that people are NOT conformist fucktards (easy to find, I assure you) becuase aparently conforming to ANYTHING in life is bad.
1 helpless troll moron (Zero took care of that ingredients ease of discovery)
a dash of salt
a dash of oregeno
a dash of the shmeng banner declaring the site NOT gothic

Mix all ingredient with a little extra virgin olive oil, and in a large black trash bag shake until the other ingredient seep into the troll's head, or until coma and parallisis sets in. Leave in sun for a few weeks. Go back if you give a shit.

 

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Posts: 893
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 7/6/2004 at 09:44 AM
I'm gonna have to start carrying my little recipe book around with me when I go online...

Tortilla Pie
Flour Tortillas
Salsa (not the crappy store kind. The real kind you make yourself or get from a farmer's market...)
Cheddar Cheese
Anything else you want to stuff in between the layers.

First you lay down one tortilla. Then pour in some salsa and top it with cheese. Then put another tortilla on top. Layer like so until it gets too high. Place one last tortilla on top and sprikle with cheese.

Bake until cheese melts into a wonderfully gooey and yummy pie.

 

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Posts: 149
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 7/6/2004 at 12:13 PM
What do jicamas taste like?

More fun to say: jicama or cumquat?

 

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Posts: 287
Registered: 31/10/2003
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  posted on 7/6/2004 at 12:20 PM
Kira: Jicama tastes a lot like fresh-picked sweet peas in the pod. The taste is amzing: sweet without being saccharine or leaving one with the urge to brush one's teeth.

Jicama (pronounced HIC-ahmuh) is fun to say when one is drunk.
Cumquat is more fun to say, no matter what the situation...especially at a church social or when chatting with a hottie from a strict religious sect. *wide evil grin*

 

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Posts: 233
Registered: 11/7/2002
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  posted on 8/6/2004 at 12:46 AM
good microwave wholesomely fattening snack

crackers (stone wheat or premium plus work best)
cheese(grated or sliced its all good)
ketchup(there's no other kinds once you've tasted heinz)
... or salsa(mmmmmm)

directions: put the crackers on a plate, most preferably covering the plate and then put the cheese all over the top of the crackers then put it in the microwave for as long as it takes to melt, this varies depending on the microwave. in mine it takes 2 minutes. when all the cheese is melted on the crackers take it out and put ketchup or salsa on top and eat like a pizza kind of with a knife and fork. its very good, really it is...

the ruthless

 

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Posts: 247
Registered: 19/1/2004
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  posted on 8/6/2004 at 03:39 PM
How to make troll menced meat

1 Rayce
1 Troll
1 Desert Eagle

*shoots Troll repeatedly for being a stereotypical moron*

 

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Posts: 233
Registered: 11/7/2002
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  posted on 9/6/2004 at 12:05 PM
if you shot the troll repeatedly would there not be lead poisening in the troll menced meat? or does the cooking part negate that effect?...

the ruthless

 

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Posts: 247
Registered: 19/1/2004
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  posted on 10/6/2004 at 10:12 AM
quote:
if you shot the troll repeatedly would there not be lead poisening in the troll menced meat? or does the cooking part negate that effect?...

the ruthless


Umm.. I take you don't eat meat and don't know anyone who goes hunting? Bullets don't leave lead poisoning in the meat. *blinks*

 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 10/6/2004 at 12:14 PM
Well to get out of this off-topic 'trollish' rut. I agree heartily with the initial comment!

BB.

Abbadon

 

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  posted on 10/6/2004 at 03:37 PM
HAHahhahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....




Ha. He's just angry cuz we've been using garden variety bargain troll. Not the specialized and rare Kobe Abbadon kind.\



Fo shizzle.........

 

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“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”

“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”

Faulkner

 





Posts: 116
Registered: 14/4/2002
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  posted on 11/6/2004 at 12:04 AM
he cant be that crazy, personally i quite agree with him... those peanut butter log rolls ARE really good, especially when you eat the dough out of the bowl. but that could be because im a girl and i do the whole eating-when-stressed-ritual thing, or when other people are stressed.... there is always some excuse right?...

the ruthless

 

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  posted on 15/6/2004 at 02:42 PM
Easy Black Bean Chili

One can black beans (well rinsed)
One can stweed or diced tomatos (low salt or no salt for preference)
chili powder
paprika
salt
galic (or galic powder if you are really in a hurry)

in saucepan on medium heat, beans and tomatos into a pot, add spices. stir. cook about 10-15 minutes until it starts to thicken and you get hungry.

eat.
(serves about two if you add salad or chips or something)

 

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  posted on 15/6/2004 at 04:30 PM
Cheesecake,

take a jell-o cheese cake mix. Puree two goths, set them aside for later. Make the cheese cake and eat it.

 

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