Well I'm oging to assume yor referring to younger Alice Cooper. To start
off, he and Marilyn Manson spend the better part of the evening stomp Kid
Rock until he's a stain on the pavement. Then they sit down and cool off
with a couple of Gatoraides at which point Alice Cooper's boa swollows
Marilyn Manson whole!
Shmeng vs. LJ (not the users, the sites themselves)
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 10:54 PM
I'ma gonna say Shmeng, only because we're a strongly coalesced group of
freaks, misanthropes and oddities that have survived one another so
far...so we should be able to take just about anything else, including
other people. Sure they got numbers on us...but a lot of us won't waste
time counting before charging in to whoop ass, impregnate, seduce, confuse,
berate and deploy vocabunukes...
They'll go down...oh yes...they will go down.
Baseball Bat vs. Ironboot's balls...ahahahaha!
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IamSquid
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 11:58 PM
Well, I seriously doubt Ironboots thought enoug habout his balls to protect
them as well as his toes so unfortunatly for him he's about to come down
with a case of black and blue balls!
Darth Vader vs. PETA
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 08:41 AM
The PETA would definitely win. They got more people and could just bum rush
Vader. Plus Vader's got a soft side for furry creatures (remember all those
ewoks running around?), so he wouldn't put up much of a fight.
Dolo: WTF?!! Oh you really got me pissed off asking that...
One Iron Boot vs. Dolo's Balls
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Zero
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 09:32 AM
I don't know Dolo too well....but i'm pretty sure that he would actually
like an iron boot kicking his balls around....
robert smith (the cure) versus robert smith (Big O)
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dead-cell
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 11:04 AM
It would be a titanic battle indeed. Considering Robert Smith can metamorph
into the giant Mothra like creature ala South Park. Versus Rodger Smith and
his mega-duce. Hmm... I would say Robert "Mothra" Smith by fault that the
mega-duce has turned much of Paradigm's ground into Swiss cheese. It was
bound to happen with something as big as Big O stomping around would cause
the earth to give way.
A Deep One vs. Creature from the Black Lagoon
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 12:34 PM
As much as I adore Father Dagon's children, I have to admit, the Deep Ones
are pretty fucking useless. Have yoo ever read The Shadow over Innsmouth
because the Creature from the Black Lagoon can gobble them up by the
friigin handfull!
Devin vs. Cthulhu
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 11:20 PM
Devin. After some of the stuff that has waded through here, not even a full
on staring contest with the tentacled beastie could drive him nuts. Besides
that, as we've all seen in tentacle porn documentaries, tentacles NEVER
know what to do with guys. Girls are no problem, guys are a mystery. So
while Cthulhu would be sitting there trying to figure out what to do, Devin
could lay out a mad bitch-smite.
Zena or She Ra?
(And for the record, MJ could whup me. I can barely haul myself out of a
damn chair most of the time.)
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posted on 28/5/2004 at 02:44 PM
M_W, I don't hit pregnant women. Once you've given birth and have healed
up, we'll have us a rasslin' match just for fun. I suspect you could more
than hold your own.
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posted on 28/5/2004 at 05:07 PM
I believe yor referring to Xena, "the warrior princess" right? And She-Ra,
if I'm not mistaken was the girl from He-Man. Xena would SO make She-Ra
her bitch, even completely unarmed!If nothing else, Xena could just crush
She-Ra's head between her breasts.... Hmmm... I wouldn't mind watching that
fight!
Christopher Walken vs. Beat Takeshi
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posted on 28/5/2004 at 07:57 PM
Can anyone beat Christopher Walken "The Ever-Living?" Walken's attitude
alone is enought to scare off most people.
Dolo vs. Chuck Norris
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posted on 29/5/2004 at 04:14 AM
I'd kick his ass...unless it's the Chuck Norris that fought Bruce Lee, he
was bad ass...but since all we got now days is Walker Texas Ranger Chuck
Norris I'd be all over his Lone STar ass with a nine iron, and his freaking
horse too...take that Amigo, you gimp nag. Ba-BAM.
No hard feelings Ironboots...I was just wondering, thas all...heh heh.
Zaitoichi vs. Stevie Wonder.
PS: Heard that a new Zaitoichi flick is in the works, ain't that badass?
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posted on 30/5/2004 at 03:58 PM
Yeah there is a new Zatoichi movie out (called simply "Zatoichi"). What's
even cooler is that Beat Takeshi plays Zatoichi! How cool is that?
Unfortunatly, Stevie Wonder squashes Zatoichi in his Chevy Suburban (and
not on purpose either)!
Megatron vs. the Care Bears
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Zero
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posted on 30/5/2004 at 06:50 PM
megatron is the opposite of soft and cuddley...there for he must win....i'm
thinking he unleashes keg upon keg of whoop ass on those damn bears
yakko, wakko and dot (animaniacs) versus the three stooges.....with fight
commentary by pinky and the Brain...ZOT!!!
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posted on 31/5/2004 at 09:56 AM
Pinky and the Brain win. The whole battle between Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and
the Three Stooges was a briliant ploy by Brain for total world
domination.