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Author: Subject: Death Match

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:30 AM
And I know this is a bit late but dude...Beast is and always has been the bomb, I'm a total spiderman fan myself but come on, you gotta' give the big blue some serious credit, the guy has a mind like a bear-trap. Spidey has always been a master of bullshit wisecracks though...

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:37 AM
Okay, look let's not get off track here. But as long as I'm already offtrack let mee just use this space to say Beast is lame, and Mr.T Kicks ass!

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 04:12 AM
Dr. Ruth would be working hand-in-repulsor-beam-packing-glove with Dr. Doom. They would conspire together in a secret underground facility in Latveria where they also broadcast a radio talk show about sexual dysfunction to perfect the perfect mind-control dildo (ribbed, for her pleasure) with which to unleash upon an unsuspecting world... a world they would rule with the aforementioned iron fist. They would force the leaders of every nation to recognise their sovereignty, pay them tribute and not snicker at their funny accents. Then Dr. Doom would simply shoot Dr. Ruth when she speculated aloud about the sexual potential inherent in the super power of Victor Von's greatest nemesis, the stretchy and prehensile Reed Richards.

O-Ren Ishii and the Crazy 88's vs. the kid who played Doogie Howser?

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 06:23 AM
Mono: dude that is SO not fair...i mean they don't even stand a chance against doogie houser MD

the corpses of sid and nancy versus the corpses of kurt kobain and courtney love?

what do you mean she's not dead yet???

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 08:51 AM
I don't know Sid and Nancy that well, but I'm gonna side with them, 'cause they seem to be more hardcore. Nirvana's music was a little softer, so I think it reflects on Kurt... But then again, Courtney could probably kick anyone (except Mr. T)'s ass, so... I say tie. It'd probably make a good music video, though. (if it was animated and with all those gnarly colors from the 80s).

Okay, Bert, in a fit of rage, threw Mr. Ducky out the window. In revenge, Ernie 'accidentally' killed all of Bert's pigeon friends with a baseball bat. The stage is set for deathmatch. Who will win?

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:09 PM
Ernie has been playing it cool for years, taking Bert's abuse gracefully, but inside a fire burns and fucking with that ducky was the last straw. Ernie has been planning this for years. It's a bloody battle but it ends with Enie feeding Bert his bottlecaps at which point Bert dies of internal bleeding. One thing we can all agree on is that it will be a very homoerotic fight.

Martha Stewart with a 1st Dan in Shotokan Karate vs. Donna Reed, queen of the undead

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 01:18 PM
Sadly I will have to say Martha Stewart because she would scare Donna Reed to death. (Plus I don't know who Donna Reed is)

Callei vs. Greenspan?

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 11:12 PM
Callei. Im sure Greenspan has some dirty things in his closet, but what is less known is Callei's posse. The Psyco 69 is their name. Calm, cool, and seductive all of them. Taking on Callei would be much like taking on Oren Ishi and the Crazy 88s.

Mr.T vs. Elvira

 

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  posted on 25/5/2004 at 12:26 AM
That one would start out with a scene of Elvira adjusting her bosom just a wee bit, then Mr. T would be caught up in the tit action. While he would walk, mesmerized, towards the extraordinary set of hooters, Elvira would be readying a stiletto heel with which to kick Mr. T upside the head. As soon as she let loose with the kick, Mr. T would keel backwards and his sets of heavy chains would hit him one by one in his face (picture slow-mo action here). As he fell into a pool of his own blood surrounded by golden chains and golden knocked out teeth, Elvira would walk over and stick her long, gorgeous leg on his chest. The she'd adjust her bosom again and say, "Well that was just too easy. One dead sexy leg, on a deadman's chest." Then she'd walk off to find a cold beer.

Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore

 

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  posted on 25/5/2004 at 12:29 AM
Are yoo kidding? Elvira's implants would explode beneath the weight of Mister T's jewelry! That's so easy, Mister T just shakes his head and walks-off, so Elvira wins but only by default (nobody warned Mister T that forfitting means instant death).

The Goblin King vs. Ziggy Stardust

 

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  posted on 25/5/2004 at 12:43 AM
As if there was any question...don't get me wrong man, Ziggy was the bomb...but nuthin' but nuthin' kicks more ass than the goblin king...he has those clear swirly ball things, I mean...damn...DAMN.
And who the heck pit Sean Connery against someone else...I mean, c'mon...it's indy's freaking dad for crying out loud. Sean Connery could take on all the bonds...all at once, himself included, and he'd kick their asses.

Dead Can Dance vs. Dancing Zombies a la' George Romero on acid?

 

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  posted on 25/5/2004 at 01:18 AM
The premise here is a death match, Dolo. You can't kill zombies, you can only give 'em more housework. The match would have to go by default to the moody ambience and sultry, smokey beats of the DCD.

A young Neil Armstrong with his Kung-Fu "one small step" vs. an older, wiser, and much, much heavier Marlon Brando bedecked in his best sumo diaper?

 

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  posted on 25/5/2004 at 07:44 AM
Marlon brando of course but a better match would be.......

a young brando versus James dean.....for the title of the coolest, most broody, most rebelous tennager of all times....

 

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  posted on 25/5/2004 at 04:50 PM
Seeing as James Dean is already dead he would unleash some major HECK upon that little Brando Bitch, all greaser-like. Brando would stumble drunkenly into the cemetary at which point the ground would crack and eerie green light would show through! Then James Dean would eat Brando's face, tear off his arms and sodomize him with them.

Alucard (from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) vs. Vampire Hunter D

 

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  posted on 25/5/2004 at 07:06 PM
D most certainly kicks more ass than Alucard. I mean, c'mon... Red? Who in the world wears red these days? Black is the -in- fashion. And then D's also got his brother on his palm. If Alucard managed to beat D, then D's brother would probably talk him to death, or bite his red clothes off or something. D is just way better.

Zim and GIR (from Invader Zim) vs. Mandy and Grim (from the Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy)

 

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  posted on 26/5/2004 at 05:30 AM
No question, Mandy would kick the asses of all three of them. All very calmly too, with that raised eyebrow thing she does. Nobody messes with Mandy and gets away with it.


Benji vs. Lassie

 

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  posted on 26/5/2004 at 06:11 AM
(i thought i was the only one who watched billy and mandy....i love that show)

lassie all the way...but then again wasn't benji a boy sounds to me like mating season....

70's disco versus early 80's punk versus late 80's hair metal versus 90's alternative....who will win..(please tell me disco is dead)

 

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  posted on 26/5/2004 at 08:36 AM
Yeah, disco wimps out right at the beginning, even before the fists start flying. Then hair metal goes (because they don't wanna ruin their look). So its only 80s punk and 90s alternative duking it out. But since 80s punk had to live kinda underground in the shadow of horrible pop music, they're a lot tougher than 90s alternative, so I think they'll win. I like 90s alternative better, though.

William Wallace vs. Patton, fistfight.

 

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  posted on 26/5/2004 at 09:00 AM
OH hell no I'd have to say 80's punk vs 80's hair metal. Hair metal might have dropped from the spotlight quickly,but it keeps coming back, so hair metal is virtually can't die (see upcoming Judas Preist reunion tour) unless they OD. MUCH unlike the slow and denial ridden undignified death of 90's "alternative".
So are we talking LA Guns vs The Ramones or Guns and Roses vs. Vandals? Tag Team? Motley Cru and Poison vs. Misfits and Poison Idea?

I'd have to say Hair Metal takes the victory cuz they're all hyped up on crank instead of junk, and the punkrock kids are too busy breaking windows to fight.

Cheech and Chong vs. the cast of Half Baked

 

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  posted on 26/5/2004 at 09:42 AM
Ironboots: Sir William Wallace all the way.

bettie: pot heads are very docile people and vey forgetful....either they'll forget they were ever mad at each other or they'll all get together and smoke instead.

ok fellow sci-fi geeks listend up this is for all you Bruce Boxleitner(sp?) fans out there....Tron versus captain sheridan of the Babylon 5

this is for the rest of you....Alice Cooper versus Marylin Manson versus kid rock (death to kid rock)...in a three way battle to the death.

 

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