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Author: Subject: Death Match

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  posted on 21/5/2004 at 02:09 PM
NEW GAME

THE PREMISE: Every soul, living and dead, (as well as every make-beleive caharacter) in the entire Universe is our plaything, and like bratty children we battle our toys TO THE DEATH!

HOW TO PLAY: Basicly the same as The Question Game except here the question must be specificly reffering to a fight to the death.

EXAMPLE: If Dolorsa asks "who would win in a fight between Iyagiu Jubei and Myomoto Musashi," Bettie-X will reply with "Musashi" (even though Jubei rocks) and then proceed to ask "who would win in a fight between Donald and Daffy?" at which point Meranda Jade jumps in... Feel free to be as creative and cartoonish as possible and if possible, give an explanation why and/or how the outcome would be such.

Okay, I'll start:

Who would win in a fight between George W. Bush and Hoyce Gracie (hand to hand, no weapons)?

 

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  posted on 21/5/2004 at 04:06 PM
George Bush - because there ARE weapons, we just haven't found them yet but we'll find them right before the election, I promise - and if you don't believe me, you're a terrorist.

Who would win in a fight between Angelina Jolie naked and covered in baby oil - and Lucy Lawless naked and covered in baby oil?

 

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  posted on 21/5/2004 at 05:35 PM
it's a fuckin' tie who the fuck cares who wins.....but i'll tell you this it ends with Gabrielles legs in the air....

who would win in a fight between harry potter and nancy drew??

(oh yeah nancy has detective skills and reasoning and potter has his wand)

 

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  posted on 21/5/2004 at 06:07 PM
Devin: Very clever!

Zero: I'm gonna dope Nancy Drew up with glass and anabolic steroids till she can crush the Potter bitch between her toes.

Janet Reno or Sally Jessie Rapael, both at their most pissed-off?

 

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  posted on 21/5/2004 at 07:33 PM
Janet Reno. Because she is a mean bull of a woman and once Sally Jesse Raphael lost her red glasses she would lose all her super powers.

Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

 

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  posted on 21/5/2004 at 07:52 PM
Clause and the bunny would pound on each other furyously....clause, being a world champion boxer would knock the bunny into a near by wall...while this fight is continuing the Tooth fairy would come in laughing and trying to smooch all over Miss Clause.....Santa don't like that shit.....even though it's a great lesbian moment....so Clause then rips the bunny's head right off and flings it at the tooth fairy...bashing her in the head....but this turns on the tooth fairy....she loves pain.....some how clause, the mrs. clause and the tooth fairy all have a three-way right there.

who would win in a fight between liberache(i know i didn't spell that right) and elton john?

[Edited on 22/5/2004 by Zero]

 

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  posted on 22/5/2004 at 03:49 PM
I think Liberache would because he has so many fucking jewels on him that he could just bash Elton John in with. Liberache is much more kick ass than Elton John. LMAO

Who would win between Dolorosa and Squid? That is a battle that has yet to be faught, but I wonder what would happen when you stuck Dolo who kicks so much ass in a ring with a 200 foot squid who also kicks so much ass and then prods it with tentacles.

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 01:56 AM
I was waiting for someone to ask that.

I'll step out of this one, and see what other people think.

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 10:03 AM
AAARRRGH.....FINE! I was trying to wait for someone else to answer this question....personally when a question like this is asked i think it's directed right at me to answer it....

ok you guys remember all those comic book superhero cross-overs where the good guys would fight each other because they don't know that each other are good guys......well, of course here it's no different.

As Dolo is walking the streets of....umm...lets say okinawa (cause giant monsters are always attacking Japan) anyway....everywhere dolo goes there seems to be a shadow following...now how the hell did Dlo miss the giant squid behind him...oh yeah....he was reading Manga...it turns out that it's the latest issue of that Squid wants, but dolo got to it first and it was the last one...Squid IS PISSED....he raises a tentacle and slaps dolo in the face knocking him through a wall.....as we all know DOLO CANNOT BE BEATEN...so easily...in fact this triggers Dolo's...dolo power...and thus the epic battle begins...hours pass by...and more and more of japan is getting destroyed....after a while...a very pregnant Merry_Widow....(you wold be wise never to get on her bad side i'm not even going to tell you her powers *shudder*)...and also dolo's sidekick Morte show up....after some convincing the battle ends and they share the Comic.....soon enough the giant squid joins the super hero team...and they rule the world.....WITH AN IRON FIST!

i think we all knew that was gonna happen

i didn't know shmeng people could be put in this...this gives me an idea....

so who would win in a mudwrestling fight (thong mandatory) in an all out battle between every yummy girl on shmeng??.....you know who i'm talking about.. Meranda_jade, Ickgirl, BettieX, callei, schizo, MRD, i could go on but it would take all day......really, i don't care who wins i just wanna referee....


ya know i forgot to mention a few other names....Anya, CGB, vampcourt, sindel....ahhh you get the picture....

[Edited on 23/5/2004 by Zero]

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:56 AM
I am caught between Merry_Widow and Meranda_Jade (nothing personal ladies). Meranda_Jade, as we know, is the Mistress of Discipline. Merry_Widow? Well, never underestimate an angry mother. Between those two, I really am not sure who would win.


Who would win in a fight between ME and Zero? *smirk*

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 03:44 PM
me... I like you both, bt you're both pussies...

Banter is the basis of the next fight... spiderman or x-men's beast

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 04:21 PM
Oh man, I feel like such a geek but I'm gonna step in anyway.

Beast is totally Spiderman's BITCH! He's just as fast, even stronger, plus he can stick to shit, shoot web, adn has spider-sense. Within two seconds Beast would be entangled and then pushed off a skyscraper to his demise!

Jesus as played by Dolph Lungdren in the movie Johnny Mnemonic (for those of yoo who havent seen it he was basicly a 7 foot tall, futuristic battle-Jesus) in a threeway fight to the death with Mister T and a 15 foot tall Ron Jeremy?

 

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die so i could watch, and then me die.








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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 05:41 PM
I'm gonna stay clear of that question and let someone else answer it...

i've been challenged to a fight with Anya.....

hey why don't the 2 of us take down Feral instead???

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 05:54 PM
Squid... NO... Fight to the death, ONLY WEAPON IS BANTER... read you spineless cephalopod!!!

Zero... *grins* you can try it... 6'9", 360, meaner than both of you put together, 20 years of martial arts... and I hit like a tank... what are you guys bringing to the table??

Mr T sucks, ron Jeremy would fuck him to death...

Superman or Kali?

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 06:28 PM
ok...if you really wanna go feral *lmao* then this fight is gonna be on my terms....

1. this battle will take place in the realm of the "after worlds" (my own creation)
2. in this battle the one with the best imagination is the winner (not the biggest muscles)
3. all things are possible in my realm...

what do you bring to the table now?? *grin*

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oh yeah....btw.....no matter what superman always wins...it's in his contract with American Express.

battle to the death: Frank Herbert VS JRR tolkein....their weapons...every weapon from their respective books...





[Edited on 24/5/2004 by Zero]

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 07:25 PM
Zero: I'm not fighting Feral...I'm stubborn, but not stupid.


I would say it's a tie...JRR Tolkien has magic while Herbert has technology...they'd blow each other up.


Hillary Clinton or Barbara Walters?

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:20 PM
Hillary. Dont get me wrong Barbara is a tough old braod, but Hillary has been waiting to release all that rage she has for Monica.

Chupacabra vs. Sasquatch

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:38 PM
Ooooo, good one. The sasquatch isn't very aggressive like the chupacabra but I have a feeling the contrast in size puts this in sasquatch's favor. Still, chucpacabra is gonna get a few good attacks in. Sasquatch will kill the goat-sucker but he won't walk away happy.

How about a three-foot long turd vs. a slinky on crack?

 

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  posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:43 PM
Oh and Feral, I did overlook that but I'm still gonna have to go with Spiderman (Beast just sucks).

 

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  posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:28 AM
It'd have to be the turd man...those things are brutal...a three foot long crap is born of pain and suffering, and has an all around shitty life...it'll bring that to show in the fight. The slinky had a good life, a tight job working with kids...it was it's own weakness that got it cracked out, it coudn't stand even that pleasant and uncomplicated life.

Dr. Ruth or Doctor Doom?

 

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