IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/5/2004 at 02:09 PM |
NEW GAME
THE PREMISE: Every soul, living and dead, (as well as every make-beleive
caharacter) in the entire Universe is our plaything, and like bratty
children we battle our toys TO THE DEATH!
HOW TO PLAY: Basicly the same as The Question Game except here the
question must be specificly reffering to a fight to the death.
EXAMPLE: If Dolorsa asks "who would win in a fight between Iyagiu Jubei
and Myomoto Musashi," Bettie-X will reply with "Musashi" (even though Jubei
rocks) and then proceed to ask "who would win in a fight between Donald and
Daffy?" at which point Meranda Jade jumps in... Feel free to be as
creative and cartoonish as possible and if possible, give an explanation
why and/or how the outcome would be such.
Okay, I'll start:
Who would win in a fight between George W. Bush and Hoyce Gracie (hand to
hand, no weapons)? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Devin
Administrator   Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 21/5/2004 at 04:06 PM |
George Bush - because there ARE weapons, we just haven't found them yet but
we'll find them right before the election, I promise - and if you don't
believe me, you're a terrorist.
Who would win in a fight between Angelina Jolie naked and covered in baby
oil - and Lucy Lawless naked and covered in baby oil? ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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Zero
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posted on 21/5/2004 at 05:35 PM |
it's a fuckin' tie who the fuck cares who wins.....but i'll tell you this
it ends with Gabrielles legs in the air....
who would win in a fight between harry potter and nancy drew??
(oh yeah nancy has detective skills and reasoning and potter has his wand) ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/5/2004 at 06:07 PM |
Devin: Very clever!
Zero: I'm gonna dope Nancy Drew up with glass and anabolic steroids till
she can crush the Potter bitch between her toes.
Janet Reno or Sally Jessie Rapael, both at their most pissed-off? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic  Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/5/2004 at 07:33 PM |
Janet Reno. Because she is a mean bull of a woman and once Sally Jesse
Raphael lost her red glasses she would lose all her super powers.
Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. ____________________
Suicide Hotline - Please Hold
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/5/2004 at 07:52 PM |
Clause and the bunny would pound on each other furyously....clause, being a
world champion boxer would knock the bunny into a near by wall...while this
fight is continuing the Tooth fairy would come in laughing and trying to
smooch all over Miss Clause.....Santa don't like that shit.....even though
it's a great lesbian moment....so Clause then rips the bunny's head right
off and flings it at the tooth fairy...bashing her in the head....but this
turns on the tooth fairy....she loves pain.....some how clause, the mrs.
clause and the tooth fairy all have a three-way right there.
who would win in a fight between liberache(i know i didn't spell that
right) and elton john?
[Edited on 22/5/2004 by Zero] ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/5/2004 at 03:49 PM |
I think Liberache would because he has so many fucking jewels on him that
he could just bash Elton John in with. Liberache is much more kick ass
than Elton John. LMAO
Who would win between Dolorosa and Squid? That is a battle that has yet to
be faught, but I wonder what would happen when you stuck Dolo who kicks so
much ass in a ring with a 200 foot squid who also kicks so much ass and
then prods it with tentacles. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 01:56 AM |
I was waiting for someone to ask that.
I'll step out of this one, and see what other people think. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 10:03 AM |
AAARRRGH.....FINE! I was trying to wait for someone else to answer this
question....personally when a question like this is asked i think it's
directed right at me to answer it....
ok you guys remember all those comic book superhero cross-overs where the
good guys would fight each other because they don't know that each other
are good guys......well, of course here it's no different.
As Dolo is walking the streets of....umm...lets say okinawa (cause giant
monsters are always attacking Japan) anyway....everywhere dolo goes there
seems to be a shadow following...now how the hell did Dlo miss the giant
squid behind him...oh yeah....he was reading Manga...it turns out that it's
the latest issue of that Squid wants, but dolo got to it first and it was
the last one...Squid IS PISSED....he raises a tentacle and slaps dolo in
the face knocking him through a wall.....as we all know DOLO CANNOT BE
BEATEN...so easily...in fact this triggers Dolo's...dolo power...and thus
the epic battle begins...hours pass by...and more and more of japan is
getting destroyed....after a while...a very pregnant Merry_Widow....(you
wold be wise never to get on her bad side i'm not even going to tell you
her powers *shudder*)...and also dolo's sidekick Morte show up....after
some convincing the battle ends and they share the Comic.....soon enough
the giant squid joins the super hero team...and they rule the
world.....WITH AN IRON FIST!
i think we all knew that was gonna happen
i didn't know shmeng people could be put in this...this gives me an
idea.... 
so who would win in a mudwrestling fight (thong mandatory) in an all out
battle between every yummy girl on shmeng??.....you know who i'm talking
about.. Meranda_jade, Ickgirl, BettieX, callei, schizo, MRD, i could go on
but it would take all day......really, i don't care who wins i just wanna
referee.... 
ya know i forgot to mention a few other names....Anya, CGB, vampcourt,
sindel....ahhh you get the picture....
[Edited on 23/5/2004 by Zero] ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:56 AM |
I am caught between Merry_Widow and Meranda_Jade (nothing personal ladies).
Meranda_Jade, as we know, is the Mistress of Discipline. Merry_Widow?
Well, never underestimate an angry mother. Between those two, I really am
not sure who would win.
Who would win in a fight between ME and Zero? *smirk*
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 03:44 PM |
me... I like you both, bt you're both pussies...
Banter is the basis of the next fight... spiderman or x-men's beast
____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 04:21 PM |
Oh man, I feel like such a geek but I'm gonna step in anyway.
Beast is totally Spiderman's BITCH! He's just as fast, even stronger, plus
he can stick to shit, shoot web, adn has spider-sense. Within two seconds
Beast would be entangled and then pushed off a skyscraper to his demise!
Jesus as played by Dolph Lungdren in the movie Johnny Mnemonic (for those
of yoo who havent seen it he was basicly a 7 foot tall, futuristic
battle-Jesus) in a threeway fight to the death with Mister T and a 15 foot
tall Ron Jeremy? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Zero
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 05:41 PM |
I'm gonna stay clear of that question and let someone else answer it...
i've been challenged to a fight with Anya.....
hey why don't the 2 of us take down Feral instead??? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 05:54 PM |
Squid... NO... Fight to the death, ONLY WEAPON IS BANTER... read you
spineless cephalopod!!!
Zero... *grins* you can try it... 6'9", 360, meaner than both of you put
together, 20 years of martial arts... and I hit like a tank... what are you
guys bringing to the table??
Mr T sucks, ron Jeremy would fuck him to death...
Superman or Kali? ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 06:28 PM |
ok...if you really wanna go feral *lmao* then this fight is gonna be on my
terms....
1. this battle will take place in the realm of the "after worlds" (my own
creation)
2. in this battle the one with the best imagination is the winner (not the
biggest muscles)
3. all things are possible in my realm...
what do you bring to the table now?? *grin*
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oh yeah....btw.....no matter what superman always wins...it's in his
contract with American Express.
battle to the death: Frank Herbert VS JRR tolkein....their weapons...every
weapon from their respective books...
[Edited on 24/5/2004 by Zero] ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 07:25 PM |
Zero: I'm not fighting Feral...I'm stubborn, but not stupid.
I would say it's a tie...JRR Tolkien has magic while Herbert has
technology...they'd blow each other up.
Hillary Clinton or Barbara Walters?
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:20 PM |
Hillary. Dont get me wrong Barbara is a tough old braod, but Hillary has
been waiting to release all that rage she has for Monica.
Chupacabra vs. Sasquatch ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:38 PM |
Ooooo, good one. The sasquatch isn't very aggressive like the chupacabra
but I have a feeling the contrast in size puts this in sasquatch's favor.
Still, chucpacabra is gonna get a few good attacks in. Sasquatch will kill
the goat-sucker but he won't walk away happy.
How about a three-foot long turd vs. a slinky on crack? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:43 PM |
| Oh and Feral, I did overlook that but I'm still gonna have to go with
Spiderman (Beast just sucks). ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/5/2004 at 12:28 AM |
It'd have to be the turd man...those things are brutal...a three foot long
crap is born of pain and suffering, and has an all around shitty
life...it'll bring that to show in the fight. The slinky had a good life, a
tight job working with kids...it was it's own weakness that got it cracked
out, it coudn't stand even that pleasant and uncomplicated life.
Dr. Ruth or Doctor Doom? ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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