Anya
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 06:39 AM |
*mutters at being tied up* Don't touch -there- and you'll live. I'll bite
it off if you dare. *hissss*
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Abbadon
Fanatic   Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 06:41 AM |
| Clothes are what distance you from nature so you can feel better about
yourselves when you destroy it, you fascist. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Zero
Fanatic  Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 09:48 AM |
Don't worry #34 (AKA Anya) I'll save you for a special occasion...that
being said,
MJ: yes i'm SUCH a slut-puppy.
Anya: you wouldn't really bite it off, would you, and deny the rest of the
female population the "gift' i would give them?  (i am SO a
slut-puppy) ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 10:27 AM |
I ironboots, old skirt-pants war veteran, return from spring break to find
a forum filled with the age-old bickering.
To my comrades on the skirt side who hoped I would come to their aid, I
apologize. After moving to Oregon, its just too damn cold to wear
shorts/skirts year-round. I have given in to the cold. My pale white legs
bear testament to the imprisonment of pants I have inflicted upon them
since the fall.
But not all is lost. The weather is warming, and soon I will join your
ranks in the bare-knees army... But for now, I cannot.
As to the talk of despoiling virgins... Really... Its too early in the
morning for that. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 10:38 AM |
| Dude, just like there's always room for jello......there's always time for
virgins. ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 04:54 PM |
*calls to the remaining virgins* Go free! Restore honor to our
Sisterhood! *grins* Can't get them all. *sticks tongue out*
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 07:25 PM |
Silly girl, i have you and 33 other virgins, why should i worry about the
rest??? 
I'll soon find them any how......mmmmmwwwaaahhahahahhahahaa
Now be a good girl and enjoy the chains (made of Adamantium) that keep you
bound to the wall.  (adamantium? yes, i have adamantium chains.....nuff said)
#34(Anya): I have SO many toys, Which should I use first????
[Edited on 31/3/2004 by Zero] ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Geist
Member   Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 10:38 PM |
| ENOUGH !!! *suits up all virgins in Kilts and battle armor, and gives Anya
her own special golden set* Have at him ladies ! ____________________
Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 11:07 PM |
| wait a minute, How the HELL did you find my secret hideout and get her out
of those Adamantium chains.....dammit I had like 23 more virgins to go...oh
well *takes his remaining 23 virgins and gets the hell out of there* i'll
be back for Anya....dammit geist why'ed you have to ruin my fun. *packs up
his teleportation device and dissapears yelling* Anya, you would have
enjoyed yourself....maybe next time. *wishes he would have took the chains
too.* ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 11:54 PM |
*looks at her kilt in utter confusion, wondering where Squid went with the
Hakima forces*...You're not going to deflower anyone in your tower,
right?
(Lol, cute as always Geist.)
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 01:52 PM |
| *looks around* So.....is.....the.....war.....over??? who won????.....i was
too busy with the virgins at the time. ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Closetgothbabe
Member  Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 12:51 PM |
| Skirts will always win! The whole nude, hairless, wax covered boy stuff
sounds like hella fun to me *evil grin* ____________________
Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 02:34 PM |
Arr! I have returned! I have been wearing shorts solidly for at least a
month now. I am back in the game!
YEAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
*flings his sword, braveheart style and gets into a skirt* Bare knees
forever! ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 02:36 AM |
| Walks in with a basket full of loin cloths. I don't care if they count as
skirts, they're damned sexy. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 06:22 AM |
| CGB: keep my hairless ass out of this....*lol*......i'm gonna steal some
more virgins now. ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/5/2004 at 04:25 AM |
::Smacks Zero square in the back of the head with an electric guitar while
wearing pink hotpants and a zebra skin cowboy hat::
BURNIN' DOWN DA HOUSE!!
It's never too late to reinstigate. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/5/2004 at 07:41 AM |
I feel like I'm in an episode of FLCL....very well then.....
*currently recovering from a blow to the back of the head* don't make me
angry....you wouldn't like me when i'm angry....wait a minute where am i?
*see's Dolo behind him with broken guitar* I would have shared the virgins
with you if you would've asked. *suddenly a giant Robot comes out of no
where* but now you have screwed up the natural balance of things.......
BIG Z!!!! IT'S SHOW TIME!!!!
the stage is set for a giant battle..... ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/5/2004 at 12:50 AM |
Aaaah fuck...sharings for sissies and sesame street...::Runs for cover,
which is fairly silly considering the size of Zero's Z, rolls out from
behind a coupla oil barrels and fires a very clever welsh corgi straight
into Z's tailpipe::
Nuthin' says butt-lovin like Welsh meat-pie beeeyatch!! ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/5/2004 at 08:34 AM |
i seem to keep attracting people who want to stick things up my
tailpipe....
*does some of those weird poses seen in anime cartoons that look silly*
Time to end this before his Dolo powers activate *jumps into the air about
a thousand feet* SUPER GIGANTIC PLASMA RAY.....FIRE!!!! *relizes he used
the last plasm ray charge making the worlds biggest hamburger* DOH! ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
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The Sandman, Dream Country
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