Geist
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 08:27 PM |
I'm not sure if MJ has a chum fetish or not, and if so this is the wrong
forum for it ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 08:43 PM |
Sure...I don't feel like protecting my virgins today. Pick your tastes.
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:35 PM |
*commands the virgins to get in line* ok you will be first then the rest of
you.......*thinks: there's alot of them*....this may take awhile.......ok 3
at a time...*thinks: this could definately work*. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:38 PM |
But it doesn't mean that I don't think there should be rules. *pulls out a
pact and shows him it*
1) One at a time.
2) Only three you may take.
3) After getting laid, you must pee in front of a police car.
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:41 PM |
And make sure that the cops see you do the deed.
*gives him a "red ink" pen*
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feralucce
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:42 PM |
wha??? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:44 PM |
dude, seriously don't bogard the virgins.....besides three aint
enough.....and Anya, Are you included or what?????........just give me
about 33 and we'll call it even......that MIGHT be enough. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:45 PM |
*thinks in her head: This will mean that one of the enemies will be
jailed...saves me some work, muhahaha!*
*tilts her head, then sighs and nods* Very well...they'll wear you out in
no time... I'm not included...someone has to stay behind for the next
Squid rise. (Boy does that sound wrong.)
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:48 PM |
*includes a 17 and 45 weeks year old virgin...grins as she examines the
laws*
Hey, look at them this way: at least you wont get complaints about being
inexperienced.
*smirk* |
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:51 PM |
Agreed then, but i am dissapointed that you aren't up for selection....very
well when you are, you can be #34 trust me i'll be ready for ya.........i
don't tire easily......*waves the virgins over*....come to big daddy..... ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 09:55 PM |
* "reports" the 17 but almost 18 year old virgin and the cops come for
Zero* Got ya.
*police reads the Miranda warning* Sooo...do you have a good lawyer?
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:00 PM |
dammit....foiled again....i WILL have my virgins dammit
*pulls out hiw weapon* (uummm...did i just write that) *and kills the
cops* (you can only imagine how) *commands the virgins to get into his
pimped out bus* all aboard.
*drives them to his secret hideaway* the cops can't get me here, dammit. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:02 PM |
*begins to do things with the virgins that should not be possible*....oh
yeah this is gonna work. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:07 PM |
Bah.. *backup plan!!!*
THIEF!
*files lawsuit...the case goes to the Supreme [Shmengy] Court*
*insert uninvolved people here for the Jury and Attorneys* |
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:13 PM |
it may go to trial but I wont.
I'm too busy "taking care" of my 33 virgins. besides they're fine they love
it here.
*gets back to devirginizing* ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
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speak."
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:19 PM |
*sends Anya a postcard, with no return address* wishing you were.......and
haveing this much fun. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
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speak."
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Anya
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:19 PM |
Oh brother. What have I done.
I am a shameful Hakimanan in Training. I shall die by the blade of the
Hakimanans and my blood shall restore Squid to full health. *prepares for
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Zero
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:23 PM |
*uses his teleportation device* (i thought you knew i had one) *to teleport
the knife from Anya's hands then teleports Anya and ties her up* ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 11:16 PM |
Zero, you are such a slut-puppy. Anya, what the hell is it with you and
ritual suicide??
Squid, I don't have a chum fetish, but when I'm ready to become a fully
fledged anime babe and try tentacle sex, I'll call you. Until then, scrape
off the barnacles and take a damned bath, for Loki's sake! ____________________
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Anya
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 06:37 AM |
Lol...just playing the custom of the Hakima people in the war...well, what
the people who wore Hakima's did anyway. Samurai are to do hara-kiri when
they feel ashamed. Was playing on that custom. Muha. Nothing depressing
or anything. You know I don't approve of suicide on a normal basis.
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