Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 10:45 AM |
Women would be smart enough to realize that one man is not enough to keep
up a decent gene pool and would turn to the massive amounts of banked sperm
to keep the population going. That and stock in vibrators, ben wah balls,
and other sex toys would sky rocket.
Why does the average American consistenly turn to fad diets that put them
in high amounts of danger instead of using diet and excercise to manage
weight problems? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 11:08 AM |
The average American is in too much of a hurry to have everything done as
quickly as possible. (It's the same reason that a person gets a tummy tuck
after weight loss, instead of allowing his or her loose skin to eventually
shrink back up to fit the body's new size.)
Why have my cats begun a small animal relocation service in my house? (They
have staked out a mouse for two days at the stove and fridge, only to carry
him to the spare bedroom and "lose" him, instead of bringing it to me and
letting me take it outisde...*eep*) ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 01:54 PM |
They're actually practicing for the world's largest game of
hide-and-go-seek.
Why do I like the taste of my own blood? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 02:24 PM |
'cause I bet your blood taste really nice...mmm, ok will stop being wired
for a few min.
why do guys use girls for sex and then just cast them aside? nah, the
bigger question... why are guys dickheads in the first place? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 02:33 PM |
for the same reason women do the same... and for the same reason all people
suck...
Why are you sexist? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 03:13 PM |
(angel, not all guys are like that and it seems like to me to be a vicious
cycle....you get hurt by some guy who acts the way he acts because he's
been hurt by some girl who's been hurt by some guy....and so on it
goes.....the better question is why get into a relationship with someone
you know you can't trust, and i know you are aware on some level of who you
can and cannot trust)
i can't be sexist...i don't have the energy to descriminate against
anyone based on anything...really it just takes too much time and
effort.
where has the idealism gone????
[Edited on 9/4/2004 by Zero] ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 06:18 PM |
it was never hear... ideals are for those who can afford them...
why does everyone say tarentino is a good writer director? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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ravinsaend
Occasional Poster Posts: 33 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 08:45 PM |
Feral, you've hit on one of the great mysteries of the universe.
Why is it that society's definition of success is something nearly
unachievable by good, honest people? ____________________ Corruption? Why yes..I have plenty of that for sale. |
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 08:47 PM |
because it was defined by bad, lying ppl..
democrats, or republicans? ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/4/2004 at 11:51 PM |
no offense.... but fuck both of em up their stupid asses...
pit bulls, rotweilers, mastiffs or bunnies? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Kittyn
Coward Posts: 8 Registered: 28/3/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 04:25 AM |
None of the above. cats rule the world and the rest of us are simply here
for their amusement.
Gaming (including any variety of game) or actually doing something
comstructive? ____________________ I have a signature. Am I special now? |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 08:58 AM |
I would rather do something constructive with my time.
Why is it that people have such a difficult time trying to spell the
simplest words in the world such as "they're" "their" "there" or "here" and
"hear" and using them in the correct way? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 09:39 AM |
Well, with some of the ones I have run into, it is because they have been
left behind in class when it comes to reading. However, with a few weeks of
tutoring, the different there's and whatnot become clear.
The other ones I have run into do it because they are freaking lazy and
don't want to be bothered with learning the correct spelling for the
correct times. Then I beat them.
Why does toast made in the oven taste so much better than toast made in the
toaster? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 11:36 AM |
my theory: you have a toaster troll.....
is there anything more to this?? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 01:27 PM |
Always, the story is never completely told.
How easy can it be? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 01:53 PM |
well... considering the fact that I don't get it... it must not be too
easy
YEAH! WHy didn't I ask a fucking question???
[Edited on 4/11/2004 by feralucce] ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 03:00 PM |
Why didn't Feral ask a question? Is he trying to end this fabulous game?
Am I just teasing him? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 03:34 PM |
i don't know....maybe....and yes
is anyone else besides me sportin' wood??? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 03:55 PM |
I sport wood. Usally in the morning, and around sexy guys.
Who noticed I was gone for a long time? ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/4/2004 at 05:18 PM |
i am sorry to say i did not notice you where gone, but thats only cause ive
been a member for a few weeks, but i have noticed ur return, and i am very
happy that u are back! the more shmeng ppl the better!
why is this game so fun and addictive? ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try
to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to
kill
the pain in the inside. |
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