Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/4/2004 at 12:03 PM |
Happy good lord, yes!
Neck massage or foot rub? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/4/2004 at 01:02 PM |
Either, as long as its done by a cute girl...
Meat Eater, Vegetarian, Vegan, Fruitarian, or Breatharian? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Shade
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posted on 1/4/2004 at 01:52 PM |
Vegetarian
Approxzimately how few answers are there that are actually within the realm
of the question? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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Zero
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 01:56 PM |
i really don't have time to count them all...but i guess you could add this
answer.
did i really have to start this again?? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 07:44 PM |
no... you start too much
kool aide or wylers? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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fairy_ofdarkness
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posted on 2/4/2004 at 10:35 PM |
kool aid
whats the stupidest thing you have ever done? ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 01:07 PM |
let's just say, pressurized gasoline is not rocket fuel
what is the slutiest thing you have ever done? ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Zero
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 04:52 PM |
well, i went down on my ex-girlfreind while she was on the phone with her
mother...does that count...(i believe she described it as the best
conversation she ever had.)
onward or upward? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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fairy_ofdarkness
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 09:33 PM |
neither
a geinie (sp?) pops out of that peanut butter jar you are using to make
your sandwich and asks you "if you had three wishes, what would they be?" ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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Abbadon
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 03:15 AM |
To be happy, healthy and wise.
I guess thats a little boring though. So I'll say... lots of money, a huge
penis and to be really good at football.
How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb? ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Shade
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 06:18 AM |
23, 1 to hang from the bulb by her beak, and 22 chained to the revolving
room to cross the street until the bulb is securely fastened.
How do you quantify really good sex? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 11:21 AM |
if you can't remember your name, or the name of your first pet...
how do you quantify bad sex?
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 01:12 AM |
If none of my sure-fire orgasm-anytime fantasies doesn't work and I've been
able to mentally fill out my 1040s until 2010 before he finally has an
orgasm.
Does the US income taz system make sense to anyone at all? ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 04:58 AM |
Certainly, the people who have enough capital invested in the right ways to
create loopholes enabling them to pay fewer taxes while lobbying the
governement to pay them or their corporation so that they an get even
richer while riding the falling dollar value as the rest of us get even
poorer. God blows America! I'm sorry that's a typo.
Who would win in a fight, George W. Bush or Hoyce Gracie? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 08:42 AM |
Probably Bush... He looks like a whiner, and nobody can stand beating up a
whiny kid for long...
Which is better, college or highschool? (stupid question, but its all I
could think of...) ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Zero
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 12:00 PM |
i haven't been to college yet (goin in the fall) and i definatly don't want
to say highschool is better, if it is, then i'm not gonna last long,
highschool sucked ass.
what's the funniest thing you've ever seen??? ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 12:32 PM |
a welsh corgie fucking a grea dane...
WHat is the worst thing you ever tasted that was actually food...
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 12:48 PM |
The abriviated version: Watching a friend pull a gun on a model rocket
engine that wouldnt light in a gas station parking lot at 3 am in the
middle of the city. No sooner had he aimed at the engine than a squad car
came to a stop at the stoplight about 25 feet away. He looked at the cops,
looked at the gun, looked back at the cops, and slowly put it behind his
back and waved politely with his other hand while laughing hysterically.
How does the Magic 8 Ball always know? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 07:11 PM |
it doesn't....we just fit the answers into our situations
psycologicaly...basically it's a coicidence that WE make.....it's all in
the head...did that make any sense? (not my question)
if you could change ONE thing about you, what would it be?
[Edited on 11/4/2004 by fairy_ofdarkness] ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 07:46 PM |
I am shallow... I would get rid of the weight... i like everything else
about me...
If you could change one thing about someone else, what would it be?
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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