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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2004 at 09:30 AM |
I started this... not to name names... but to name classifications and
combinations of traits that add up to shmeng-like behavior and just
fuktards in general... the second part should be how they are punished
to get the ball rolling I have two...
Adolescents that believe that their shit will be taken lightly because they
are young... I thought that once, and my grampa (hand to god) hit me with a
ball peen hammer... Straightened that shit out. I believe that being hit
with a ball peen hammer won't effect most of em... so let em sit
bythemselves in a sound proof room.
Old people that believe they deserve special treatment (what, no senior
discount, what kind of pace are you running here?) because they have not
died yet... Just get over it... make them wait in teenagers.
And people, of any sex, race, creed, sexual orientation, sex, and
background that believe they are fit to judge anothers work because they
study(current tense) art... especially when the definition
quote:
Art:
1Human effort to imitate, supplement, alter, or counteract the work of
nature.
2
aThe conscious production or arrangement of sounds, colors, forms,
movements, or other elements in a manner that affects the sense of beauty,
specifically the production of the beautiful in a graphic or plastic
medium.
bThe study of these activities.
cThe product of these activities; human works of beauty considered as a
group.
dHigh quality of conception or execution, as found in works of beauty;
aesthetic value.
[/a]
indicates personal taste as well as those of a group. Especially when one
has the lack of understanding to realise that the subject of a piece is not
the person in a photo but the multiple lighting sources used to created a
fascinating play of shadow...
This group deserves a special punishment... having every bone in thier
hands broken one by one sounds fun, but not fitting... poking out their
minds eye came to mind as well... I've thought about lobotomies... but they
already have them... so... lock em in a prison with nothing but jackson
pollock and the smell of rotting fish being pumped into the room, as their
opninion is about the same...
____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Rogue
Member   Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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 posted on 19/2/2004 at 09:55 AM |
Feral, one could question the effectiveness of poking out an already blind
mind's eye, or the odds of finding this eye in a narrow mind.
I have always just lumped all this sort of behaviour into the category
"self-righteousness", since that basic thought pattern is all-too-prevalent
in many disciplines.
I have been given points off (that were later re-credited) for using
British spellings in a sociology paper, for working a proof in calculus
that was correct but not what the teacher expected, and for other things
that would normally be considered objective subjects. As for the
subjective ones, who can say what is right or wrong when you can never
prove any of it? I've also been told things by senior members of IT
departments that there is only one way to do something, only to find
another way that is hundreds of times more efficient.
To me, closed-mindedness is nothing short of voluntary ignorance, but I
don't claim to be the authority.
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Zero
Fanatic   Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2004 at 11:30 AM |
I for one am not a big fan of the
college-kids-that-think-there-better-than-you, because they are in college
and you're not. these people have the tendency to use big 4 to 5 syllable
words to describe everything and get mad because instead of reading the
book you went to see the movie. they hang out at Borders and Barnes and
Noble, but not to read or buy books, oh no, but just to sit down at the
bar and purchase a lotte, or whatever, when there's a starbucks right next
door. Not all the people that hang out there are bad..... just the ones
that stop at nothing to prove you more inferior to them.
They should be punished by taking away there coffee in the morning and
allowed only decafinated drinks.
The others that use intellectual banter the right way, you know without
making someone feal small just for there own amusement, should be rewarded
in someway. I say more coffee for starters.
(my second post...wow)
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2004 at 12:32 PM |
Rogue: an intersting point... but a blind eye will still hurt when poked...
trust me... one of mine is and it does...LOL... As for subjective vs.
objective... there is only one constant in the universe... the speed of
light... BUT since s=dt (speed = distance muliplied by time) and neither
distance or time can be a constant (citation: unified field theroy) then
there can be no absolute mesurement of speed... *grins* I delight in taking
a different approach to a problem...
Zero: a good problematic class of person... but fuckl college... extend it
to any pretentious fuck that feels that being well spoken is a way to set
oneself above another... and some of them are so pretenteous as to forsake
caffiene... SOOOOO. I say tear their throats out with your teeth... you can
justify it in court as an oral repercussion on diahhrea of the mouth...
____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2004 at 02:05 PM |
Thanks Feral.
This forum couldn't have come at a better time. It seems like everyone has
been getting on my shit-list (shmeng-list) lately.
Another group that deserves a good old fashion flogging are religious
zealots. I'm not talking about the ones that beleive in peace and equality,
no. I'm talking about the people that like to use religion to make things
seem evil.
These are the people that make something as beautiful and pure as sex
seem dirty. (not the good kind of dirty) These people like to try to make
you feel bad for doing innocent things like, Watching the Tellitubies or
dancing, remember jerry falwel. (purple my ass)
They blame the devil when they do something wrong. they're always
putting the blame on things that aren't the real problem. Not saying that
the devil doesn't exist just saying you always have choice and its your
choice to do bad things or not. they'll say things like: violence in music
is the reason why kids a are behaving badly these days.
maybe I'm wrong. I dont know.
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/2/2004 at 02:12 PM |
They're in my big "self-righteous idiots" bin along with the rest of them.
Pretty much anybody that thinks there is only one right way to do something
is in there. Seems like religious zealots spend so much time telling
others that they are evil, or what they have to do to stop being evil, that
they themselves spend no time actually being or doing good. Too much focus
on the negative, too much "you're going to hell" and too little "your lips
feel like heaven."
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 12:58 AM |
| good points all... but you are forgetting their punishments... and get
creative... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 10:16 AM |
Thats right i did forget about punishments:
1. The religious guys should be locked in a Manson concert with hells
angels for all eternity.
2. Chinese water torture, garunteed to make you insane.
3. I once saw a movie about a psychotic docter that would remove the
bones of his victims while they watched.
4. Death by snoo-snoo.....nuff said
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Shmooth
Member  Posts: 76 Registered: 23/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 10:21 AM |
| Feral, how about.. You sit on them ! ? That will put them right. ____________________
Jameel
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 10:36 AM |
Zero: god ideas, but two of them weren't yours... *grin* Come up with
something really intersting next time...
Trolls... you know the kind... shmooth, and others of his ilk... punishment
is simple... recto-cranial inversion... might as well have his head up
there in a literal sense, too.
Feral ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 10:43 AM |
Hmm, the voluntarily closed-minded should have their minds opened. With a
scalpel and a bone saw. Maybe they could be fed bits of their own mind
like that guy from Goodfellas when he was in that Anthony Hopkins movie,
Titus or something like that. Is it just me, or do all Hopkins movies
involve severed hands and heads in jars?
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Shmooth
Member Posts: 76 Registered: 23/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 10:59 AM |
Rogue.. I think Hopkins is just sticking to what works.
And Feral.. If you sit on them, you will level them with the ground,which
is what you want me to be. ____________________
Jameel
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 12:37 PM |
| why are you still posting? you said you'd leave if you weren't welcome...
and the community at large has stated that you aren't... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 12:46 PM |
| Rogue, it was Hannibal and I agree. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 12:49 PM |
That's the one. I actually knew that, but there is an obscure inside joke
about having seen and not seen Titus. You know, the movie they made after
the television show about that car guy...
The one with no fava beans.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 12:59 PM |
I saw Titus and now that you mention it why is it that even in that movie
he was eating people. Remember the people-pies, I was actually hungry at
the time of watching that movie and actually wanted a peice. I used to
watch the show on fox too. What happened to that anyway.
oh yeah you could put hooks through there nostrils, and hang them on the
ceiling like a pinata. and let everyone take a turn with what ever weopon
of there own choosing.
dibs on mace
[Edited on 20/2/2004 by Zero]
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic  Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 01:15 PM |
*sigh* creative punishment...
for any kind of self-righteousness, it's always best to make them deal with
that which offends them.
art critics should be forced to look at art that makes their eyes bleed.
think clockwork-orange style... They can only get out of this punishment by
agreeing that they like the art in question.
religious zealots should be sat down in a room, while representatives from
every other religion on earth stand in a line outside the door, to knock
and tell them about the word of "insert god or philosophy here". The catch
to this one is, they can't simply say they're not interested and close the
door, they HAVE to listen to each and every one, in detail.
By the time they're finished, they'll be crying and ready for commitment to
the nearest mental hospital.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 01:35 PM |
Compared to that it seems like I was being nice.
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 01:39 PM |
That's why she is the mistress of discipline. No-one is immune from her
spankins.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/2/2004 at 01:47 PM |
remind me never to get on her bad side and if I do I plead temporary
insanity.
(unless she also gives the good kind of spankings)
just kidding.......*sobbing* please dont smite me. I'll be good.
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