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Author: Subject: Callei fillet

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  posted on 1/2/2004 at 12:56 PM
The chameleon cooking is over, and the votes are in. It was close, but democracy has decided that the hottest flames came from callei. This means she is next. Sharpen your knives, it's time to chop the lady up.


I'm sure everyone knows the rules by now, but here they are again.

1) callei cannot fight back, she can only taunt you into chopping her into smaller pieces

2) Whoever cuts the deepest is next. By slicing her, you consent to this and can not change your mind later.

3) There is no rule against Squid or Feral or chameleon participating

4) Keep it below the belt and personal - generic insults are lame

Go to it.

 

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  posted on 1/2/2004 at 02:18 PM
I have made a strong third place, but fear not. I SHALL return.

Never underestimate a determined shmengier fighting for his *coughs* err, her homeland!!!!

(Needed some political humour there. )


PS: Wonder if callei fillet tastes as good as chicken fillet. Let the games begin.




[Edited on 2/1/2004 by Anya]

 

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  posted on 1/2/2004 at 07:10 PM
Of course, I had to get really drunk to do this one..

You think Callei's tough, eh? A strong wind would knock her over. I haven't seen anyone that skinny since I lived with junkies. Little miss skeleton with a bit of skin over it. Of course she tastes like a chicken fillet. She has chicken legs. And no breasts. None.

Callei likes to think she knows everything... Kiddo, nobody knows EVERYTHING. I'm sure there's something out there you're NOT an expert on. Even sex-related.

Ah hell. I was going well there for a few minutes. I'm just not cut out for the roasting thing. It's very hard to think about mean things to say about Callei. I give up...

 

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  posted on 1/2/2004 at 08:52 PM
*revs the chain saw nice and good*

Anya: Well... why not ask any of the random men on bourbon street that she let taste her? I mean, they'd be the best to know...

When she and I met, I found her FUCKING HOT... and she siad it was because she was a scorpio and they always attracted the water signs... and that the pheremones were getting to me... I hate to break it to you Plyn... it was because you were warm wet hole...

Now... I still find her hot... but that's because the only way I'd get shade is as seconds...

Yeah, Meranda... she is skinny... it's like callista flockhart's skeleton is walkin around and being nice to people...

and talk about boney, you could cut meat with those cheekbones.

Shit, even santa wouldn't want her on his lap... it took an impostor at the panda to offer that position...

speaking of positions, shades favorite has got to be doggy style, that way he doesn't get to see the orgasmic faces of death!

*winks*
Feral



[Edited on 2/2/2004 by feralucce]

 

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  posted on 1/2/2004 at 11:52 PM
yah yah yah, Im sooo skinny skeleton's ask me for diet tips, i can hide behind streetlamps, and have been mistake for a toothpick.

Thanks for reminding me of that naughty/nice thing. I sould write that up as an article.

I KNOW you guys are going soft on me.

 

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  posted on 2/2/2004 at 12:03 AM
Oh, one other thing... Callei's related to EVERYBODY according to her. I hate to think of all the inbreeding that involves...


(going soft... yeah, when have I ever been soft?)

[Edited on 2/2/2004 by Meranda_Jade]

 

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  posted on 2/2/2004 at 12:06 AM
Plyn hun... that was the first volley

 

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  posted on 4/2/2004 at 10:32 AM
Hmm...I've been seeing these and have yet to really jump in so far.

Might as well start of with one that'll get me shot in the eyeball.

Callei's head is so big when they give her a hair-cut they claim it as manifest destiny.

Her Ego could eat Oprah's...

She's too damn pretty and that makes me want to punch my mother in the head.

Callei's her own psychosis...

I hate because I love...mwah!

 

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  posted on 4/2/2004 at 11:21 AM
oh yeah!

If Snotty and Pretentious were dinosaurs...Callei'd be Mokole Mabimbo.

She's a a teasing little sex anemone and her singular purpose is to make people feel like crotch clown fish...noticed, but untouched...

She's more snappy than an angry turtle with herpes.

Callei is the love child of Dr. Ruth and Darth Vader...

Ooooh....zing.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2004 at 08:26 PM
Ah to roast Callei, it can leave one at almost a loss for words, but not her, she’d drop dead of a heart attack if she didn’t have the last one.

I’m not sure what makes her so pretentious, it was either all the kids on the playground calling her twiggy, or all the adults she knows trying to buy her a hamburger. Not that she’d eat a hamburger, just to prove her point.

Yeah, Callei claims that her blacks are blacker than thou but that’s easy enough for a Goth whose to afraid to come out of the closet to admit, that yes, Gasp!, she is a Goth.

Callei is so stuck up and full of herself, that even her typos are special.
http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Secti ons&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=10


She likes to pick on Mono a lot. Some might even think she hates him, but when it comes right down to it, she’s just pissed off because he looks better in a dress than she does. I mean, at least he can fill it out.

A self-proclaimed sex expert, also, but one wonders how she got that way. I mean I know lots of people who’ve worked in sex shops for two years who wouldn’t claim to be experts. Maybe it was they way she was serving the clientele.

And you know what, she likes to protest about it, but really, Callei likes poetry.



[Edited on 2/5/2004 by Domkitten]

 

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  posted on 5/2/2004 at 11:37 AM
"Ode To A CrackWhore"
I once knew this chick,
That would put out for crack
For it, she'd suck dick,
More dick than she could track

She was a dumb bitch,
Who would sell out her muff
Her cunt she would pitch,
For powder she could puff

She would get beat up,
And she had no self pride
She did not say stop,
She'd get crack on the side

The best thing to do,
If you meet a crackwhore
Tell her "Get a clue",
And then fuck her some more!


*Disclaimer* poetry is allowable in roasts... isn't it?

[Edited on 2/5/2004 by feralucce]

 

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  posted on 8/2/2004 at 02:33 AM
Wow... everywhere I post, it gets quiet right after...

 

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  posted on 9/2/2004 at 03:24 PM
As most of us are aware, "Plyn" is actually the French word for "pretentious." Did I spell that correctly? Well if not, I'm sure to hear about it sooner or later.

Damnit, I really need to visit the site more often so that I can be prepared for these roasts. I'll be back.

 

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  posted on 10/2/2004 at 12:55 AM
pretentious is not the best word... pontification is the word of the day... i have no probles with pretention... unless it does not end...

an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure - which is about what she weighs...

Feral
canna fucking spell

[Edited on 2/10/2004 by feralucce]

 

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  posted on 15/2/2004 at 06:32 AM
Come on now guys, callei is a marvel of engineering. Someone who can get a head that big up an ass that skinny has earned my respect.

~M.

 

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  posted on 15/2/2004 at 08:56 AM
What else would i be if i werent pretentious? It looks good on me and matches my shoes.

 

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