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Author: Subject: Drunk Old Men and Christmas Parties

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  posted on 7/12/2003 at 02:51 AM
Sooo, the Christmas party was last night. I was under orders from my family to go get feshnickered so I wouldn't be so worried about what's going on with my aunt. So I went there, and sat with some of my closer friends. As the night progressed, everyone got further into their cups. I had four glasses of wine, a shot of beer, a shot of jack and coke, and a shot of slippery nipple, and I was still pretty sober.

There was dancing going on, and I did some fast dancing with my friends. For some odd, hereditary reason, I feel the rhythm in my hips, and move accordingly. I don't think of it as being sexual so much as I think of it as just being. A lot of my attention was focused on a friend of mine who promised to dance with me later. He was watching me dance, but he wasn't the only one. A friend of a friend was also watching, and he grabbed me for the next slow dance. He was ugly and missing some teeth, but I wouldn't have had a problem slow dancing with him. But he was drunk, and putting his hands in places I didn't want them. He was also trying to grind with me, which would have been more appealing, had there been any attraction at all. But he was not pleasant, and he was forcing himself on me. When I resisted, he told me to "loosen up" and that I "wasn't drunk enough."

Drunk enough for what? I didn't want to find out.

I wrestled free of him and made a beeline for the bathroom. Soon afterwards, I had a dance with my friend, then I decided to call it an evening before all of the dead drunk people started driving home. I'm sure I came across as a snot, but there's just some stuff I don't find acceptable, especially when there is no attraction, no magnetism, between me and the offending party.

I walked home in below-freezing temperatures, bought a bottle of Black Swan, and jumped into the tub as quickly as possible.

The highlight of the evening was when a friend of mine did a spittake, dousing me with a good amount of peachtree schnapps. I didn't mind smelling like peaches; it sure as hell smelled better than cigarettes and nasty old men.

 

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  posted on 7/12/2003 at 12:51 PM
"you're not drunk enough" : definition - you haven't had the total amount of drinks it usually takes for a girl to either a) not notice b) not care c) enjoy me getting my feel on and dry humping you because it's no secret that I can't dance and that I'm a dirty old man so I just pretend to be a fun loving flirt. I'm not kidding myself here, and I'm not kidding you, so drink up babe, I wanna brag about squeezing your butt to all my football buddies tomorrow, haven't you heard of taking one for the team? Oh, and if anyone asks, we did it on the bathroom sink.

 

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  posted on 19/2/2004 at 12:58 PM
You should have punched out the remainder of his teeth.

But stuff like that has happened to me too, and Im a guy!
Same thing happened to me, with a 28 year old women.
Grossed me out.. She was goodlooking n all.. but still. 28 years old! Old enough to be my mom! And she was a smoker!
And since Im a guy, I couldnt slap her or anything..and she kept following me around.
We were at a club.. and she wanted to buy me a drink (Im a minor!) , and so I said she could get me an orange juice.
Then she left the club at the same time as me. She didnt want to take no for an answer. So she grabbed both ends of my neckscarf and pulled me close n tried to rape my lips!
Maybe groping women are rare? I dunno.
But it really put me in a female perspective :-D . Made me see how some women feel.
I would never grope a woman.. But I still think it was a healthy experience..if you know what I mean.

 

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  posted on 19/2/2004 at 01:08 PM
Yah, that's some perspective for you. I once had the pleasure of having a straight guy try to pick me up, and at that moment I realised how lame most guys are at this. This dude was talking to me like I was a Yorkshire Terrier or perhaps a squat child that looked like Winston Churchill.
With guys like this and the drunk guy, I have to wonder:
1) Has this ever worked for them in the past?
a)If not, what kind of idiot tries this tactic more than once?
b)If so, what kind of girl has that little self-respect?

Or maybe alcohol happens to be a reality solvent, so if you go to a magical world where smurfs bring you clove cigarettes and women actually like insulting pickup lines.

 

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  posted on 20/2/2004 at 02:04 AM
And people wonder why I spend so much time alone with good books or in secluded places...

Eh, I love people, but sometimes, I just can't stand them.

Time for some serious downtime. :p

 

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