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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/12/2003 at 01:43 PM |
snickers* call this a fry? *hlding aloft a cord* the fryer's not even
plugged in ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/12/2003 at 03:45 PM |
Where to begin with my good friend, Feralucce?
Like many ambitious young artists, Feral decided to vent his talents into
CG and, like so many people who hold Graphic Design degrees, he ended-up
dealing Three-Card-Monty in Jackson Square. To this day he wonders why his
idea to use Taort cards never caught-on.
Then, one day in Pirate's Alley, he was beating-up a hooker he learned
wasn't a genuine female the hard way, when it came to him. "I want to make
a bland and uninspired tarot deck!" he exclaimed. "Everbody else has!"
And so he utilzed he "talents" in computer graphics to produce a tarot deck
which he quickly got bored with about halfway through the trumps, not even
bothering to do a minor arcana.
One day he came across a website with a "random pic" box displaying images
randomly from it's archives. This was the oppertunity he'd been waiting
for, now people all over the world would have to see his crude mouse
scribblings which was important to Feral because he had great difficulty
getting anyone to see his deck due to the fact that he was both dirtier and
more fragrant than Bourbon Street.
Due to the small matter of a homicidally disgruntled cemetary caretaker who
was tired of having his clientelle insiminated, Feral ended-up in Colombus,
Misery. At one point one of the "models" he was stalking confronted him
about the coincidence of how she continually heard load breathing and
clicking whenever she was naked and how Feral seemed to have a wall covered
in her natural likeness. He explained that he was a photographer and to
prove it posted many of his picutres online as "art." ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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tallidaho
Member Posts: 50 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 02:45 AM |
I've often found frying with a small amount of oil leads to a darker, more
satisfying crisp..
You know what they say about tall guys with big feet? It doesn't quite
apply to this beast, unless they make a size 1 shoe.
He may be 84 inches tall, but at least his IQ matches.
[Edited on 12/10/2003 by tallidaho] ____________________ Being Passionate is the only way to survive |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 04:41 AM |
It's 84 inches, by last count, but the statement still applies.
Give Feral a steak, and you have a friend for life.
Seriously, though, nothing keeps us apart...except for that restraining
order.
Feral uses ellipses like a religious marker, but it actually marks the
empty spots in his train of thought. It's a contagious phenomenon; talk to
Feral long enough, and you'll find yourself doing it, too...
Feral's got a flat with cats and rats. He was going to go for bats, but
bettie_x and Devin had that covered, so he went for ferrets instead.
Feral has a lot of pets. Why? Well, he has to blame those novious fumes
he emits on SOMETHING, and it's not as if they can contradict him.
Feral's latest object d'amour is really something. It takes a strong woman
to put up with all of Feral's antics and still love him after he finally
shuts up.
Feral has this awful, yet endearing tendancy to stick his foot in his
mouth. He's done it so often that he can switch feet, shift gears, and
continue the conversation without muffling a single syllable.
Seriously, though (and I do mean it this time), Feral's a great person to
have in your corner. Not only does he have a high pain threshold and more
patience than he lets on, but he makes a mean cajun turkey.
And he is a Cajun Turkey. Classic example of "you are what you eat." ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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chameleon
Member Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 12:19 PM |
Due to the repetitiveness of some of my former comments, I think its about
time I went medieval on him... Behold!
Thou art a lumpish flap mouthed hedge pig, a frothy fen sucked miscreant, a
spleeny tickle brained whey face, a yeasty clay brained bum bailey, a
jarring earth vexing bugbear. Thou art a canker blossom ready to bloom in
the nearest mouth. Thou art a churlish folly fallen foot licker, you
tottering swag bellied moldwarp. You wayward hell hated flax wench of woe!
Thou art a droning dissembling fat kidneyed cot pole, a paunchy ill
breeding bat fowling nuisance, a frothy boil brained braggart, a craven
clouted clapper clawed codpiece. Thou art a feeler of sloths and a fondler
of serfs, a humper of pigs and a blasphemer of whores, a gossiping
shite-eater and a molester priests. Why dost thou profess thine
intelligence, when 'tis clear your brain is as empty as your billfold?
From whence didst thou come, cat calling raper of children? Get thee back,
horned headed devil of desecration, "for alle that wilneth to wite the
whyes of God almyghty/ I wolde thee eighe were in thine ass and thine
fynger after." Thou dost teach the whores to blush, for thou art certainly
their guildmaster. Thou art an impertinent ill nurtured hedge born tardy
gaited strumpet, harlot, and inseminator of heretics! Decadent in your
pestilence, thou dost teach the Plague its tricks. Woulds thou to die
tomorrow, thou wouldst be more rotten outside then in, for syphillis doth
rot the skin. Ah, but is not thine heart black as well as thy soul and
body? Carrion is more noble than thee, you warped dismal dreaming haggard
worm! I shall not spend more time on thee. *spits and leaves* ____________________ The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 06:27 PM |
Feral forgive, but i have been working alot and dont hav the time to think
up new and strange insults to toss at you. I used them all up back when you
tried to steal my french fries at Poppy's.
Speaking of Poppy's I used to think you had two heads, until you sat down
and i realized that they were man boobies.
The first time i heard feral laugh, I thought we were being followed by
hyenas on helium.
Feral is just a discodian because the shorter and easier to spell than most
other religions.
I wouldnt call the man cheap, well ok yes i would. I think half of this
state would call him cheap. the other half calls him easy.
I think he still owes me 20 bucks. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 08:52 PM |
Poor Feral...I remember the time he tried to get a sex-change operation. He
was really excited at first when he found out his boobs were already so
large he wouldn't need to take hormones to make them bigger. Then the
doctor told him it wouldn't be possible to do the operation after all since
he didn't have enough penis to turn into a vagina. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/12/2003 at 05:22 PM |
Poor Feral...picking on him is like poking a jellyfish.
Feral claims he's begun smoking again..but it's actually exhaust from when
he tries to think too hard.
Feral likes to stop and think...it's getting him started again that's the
trick.
Feral was going to audition for American Idol until he found out that they
wouldn't be sacrificing live, nubile young virgins to him if he won.
Feralucce is going to be the patron saint of Meat Day...once he gets done
stuffing the ballot box, that is.
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 17/12/2003 at 09:51 AM |
This Fry is finished. Chameleon is the winner.
Go here to make him regret winning:
http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=XForu
m&file=viewthread&tid=546 ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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