You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the
sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity.
Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of
unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal
hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine,
whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason
at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to
remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an
ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour:
Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are
whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in
lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons
known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose
feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians,
diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves.
Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men,
sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive,
you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations
of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay
sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails.
Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
Starlight
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 4/12/2003 at 01:23 PM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been
banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the
sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity.
Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of
unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal
hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine,
whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason
at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to
remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level / Who are sent there / Score
Purgatory / Repenting Believers / Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo / Virtuous Non-Believers / Moderate
Level 2 / Lustful / Very High
Level 3 / Gluttonous / High
Level 4 / Prodigal and Avaricious / Moderate
Level 5 / Wrathful and Gloomy / Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis / Heretics / Moderate
Level 7 / Violent / Very High
Level 8 - the Malebolge / Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers / High
Level 9 - Cocytus / Treacherous / Moderate
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
Merry_Widow
Fanatic
Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 4/12/2003 at 01:39 PM
I took this awhile ago, and just retook it. It's nice to see that nothing
has changed...
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river
Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The
violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their
pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows
shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is
overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted
and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of
final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those
branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their
nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence
against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down
against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their
tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth
their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company
in the Seventh Level.
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 Lustful - Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous - High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very Low
Level 7 Violent - Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - High
____________________ Okay, dazzle me.
chameleon
Member
Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 4/12/2003 at 07:33 PM
I was hoping to be stuck in Limbo with all the cool people, but it looks
like I'm going to be tortuerd forever i the EIGTH LEVEL OF HELL!
____________________ The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river
Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The
violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their
pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows
shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is
overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted
and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of
final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those
branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their
nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence
against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down
against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their
tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth
their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company
in the Seventh Level.
---
Apparently I'm a bad ass in my spare time...who'd 'a thunk it?
____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
Domkitten
Fanatic
Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 4/12/2003 at 08:55 PM
They tell you that you loose points for masturbation, but who'da thunk
this!
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been
banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
Arthegarn
Member
Posts: 79 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 12:12 AM
Guess what. I was sent to purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew
of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with
humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of
righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are
cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine
Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of
this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend
to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Purgatory Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Arthegarn
Member
Posts: 79 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 12:15 AM
By the waty I have noticed nobody in this site seems to get less than 2Very
High" in lust...
Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 12:18 AM
Woot! I got the sixth level! Ain't that grand! I get to live in the
city!
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded
by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible.
Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming
sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the
afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the
wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal
Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell
in this circle of Hell.
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch!
Sticupus
Fanatic
Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 01:40 AM
Yeah, I got the 6th level, the city of Dis..... oh well.
____________________ The OBOLISK is Divine.
Anya
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 08:05 AM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 3 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been
banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold,
and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of
shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your
fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay
unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth
with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and
tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
Tester's note: I was hoping that I'd make it to where Heretics
reside...since I'm quite the heretic. I'm curious though
to why Cerebus would be there...
[Edited on 12/5/2003 by Anya]
Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic
Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 08:11 AM
WOOOOO! I am gonna be in teh 7th level of hell with all the cool people!
Poor arthegarn is in purgatory all alone.
____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
Meranda_Jade
Fanatic
Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 09:39 AM
"By the waty I have noticed nobody in this site seems to get less than
2Very High" in lust..."
Yeah, that's because, despite how much any of us actually get, we're all
sex-obsessed anyway.
Most people are ending up where the violent go, so I think the violent
tendencies are overriding the lustful ones... What a fun bunch of people we
are!
____________________
Arthegarn
Member
Posts: 79 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 10:01 AM
Hey I don't get laid that much! Or that anything, rof all that matters!
Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic
Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 10:22 AM
could have had me fooled...a stud like you not rolling in the ladies? You
should be in the lower depths of hell with the rest of us.
____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
dead-cell
Fanatic
Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 12:43 PM
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
I think I will go to limbo and hang out with those guys for a while, maybe
visit the city of Dis every now and then.
____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river
Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The
violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their
pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows
shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is
overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted
and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of
final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those
branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their
nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence
against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down
against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their
tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth
their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company
in the Seventh Level.
I knew I was evil, but I didn't think I was that evil!
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
PoeticChaos
Occasional Poster
Posts: 23 Registered: 14/12/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 5/12/2003 at 04:01 PM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been
banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded
by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible.
Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming
sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the
afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the
wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal
Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell
in this circle of Hell.
Well, isn't that interesting. Ironboots and myself the only two to make it
to the city, I think we can do a little better here people. lol
But then again, since I also don't believe in Hell or Satan, then where do
I go? I'm lost *tear*
[Edited on 12/5/2003 by PoeticChaos]
BlueLinn
Fanatic
Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 14/1/2004 at 08:16 AM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been
banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded
by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible.
Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming
sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the
afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the
wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal
Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell
in this circle of Hell.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
... I'm not all that violent, Just occasional tripping,,, and a couple of
backhanded slaps when I'm pmsing... but yes,, I am a heritic... oh my, how
horrid... :snicker:
____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began?