You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to
yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent
puke! Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a
homosexual midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! You're damn right
about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie
Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You're a
politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take
your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to
peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Like your height, everything
about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. You
scrawny-assed, anorexic African famine victim; if you had dreads, I'd grab
you by your ankles and use you to mop the floor. You couldn't get a job
cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy
puddle of goat's piss. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw
anything away, do you? I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is
wrote something down for me; Oh, yeah, "Fuck off." May you live a long life
and be the butt of many jokes to come.
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.