Monolycus, how does a decent partner make sex weird?
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Tiresias
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 02:28 PM
When I first read the "head in a guillotine" idea, my first thought was "at
least I'd have an excuse to be on the bottom." My second was "then I'd be
able to see the blade fall." That would definitely qualify as a weird way
to have sex.
That being said, I think my weirdest would be in the backseat of my car.
Not that that cliched location is odd, but the location of the car
was...parked on a fairly well-travelled street. Hey...when you get the
urge... I don't *think* anyone saw us...
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 08:54 PM
On a U.S. naval vassal participating in Iraqi freedom. Nothing like the
night sky in the Persian Sea.
It wasn't me...
[Edited on 11/11/2003 by Dense]
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 10:10 PM
LadyC: I can't speak for everyone, but in my humble o, all good sex has
some degree of weirdness to it. In order for sex to be good, the partner
must be up to snuff... ergo, Weird (good) sex=Good (weird) partner.
Q.E.D.
~M.
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posted on 11/11/2003 at 04:41 AM
Mono:
"I see," said the blind woman...*grin* That being the criteria, I've had a
couple of good experiences...my partners inevitably linger somewhere
between "weird" and "asshole"...with a few weird assholes tossed in, just
for fun...pity the sex was so good...
Another weird experience...on my couch, in front of my then husband, having
sex with the man who taught me how good sex could be...also turned me into
the vocal creature I am now...loud enough to make the neighbors
complain...lol...
And yes, my ex wanted to watch...he asked to watch...it was part of the
agreement that let me have the better lover at the time...
[Edited on 11/11/2003 by LadyCygnet]
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posted on 11/11/2003 at 10:24 AM
I didn't do this, but one of my guy friends mentioned the school hall with
his ex-girlfriend.
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posted on 12/11/2003 at 11:53 AM
Mono, did yoo say "up to snuff" pun intended?
Anyway, a friend of a friend had an incident where he got really drunk one
night and ended-up going with this girl. The second he walked into her
bedroom he found it difficult to ignore the overwhelming nazi paraphenilia
all over the place including a poster of hitler at the head of the bed and
a nazi flag over the bed.
He was a little put-off by this but he was drunk and horny and he wasn't
looking for a relationship so he went ahead and screwed her.
Midway through sex she ended up kicking him in the head with her combat
boots and which caused him to instantly realize how wierd the whole thing
was so he put on his clothes and went home.
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posted on 13/11/2003 at 04:31 AM
Some of the weirdest sex I've ever had was in my own bedroom, however it we
are talkig locals I suppose that the strangest would be after hours in the
largest classroom of the college I went to, on top of the tables, while
listening to the dead can dance....with handcuffs....on the other girl....
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posted on 13/11/2003 at 10:39 AM
I think the weirdest sex I've ever had was in my backyard on a sunday
afternnon. It was over one of those little tykes plastic picinic tables,
and I could hear my neighbor on the other side of the fence, whistling and
doing yard work. It was kind of hard not to laugh.
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posted on 13/11/2003 at 11:42 AM
Interesting people we have here with interesting places for sex. I am
still a virgin, but I figure, someday, I to may be able to chime in on this
conversation and tell you all about my weird sex experiences.
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posted on 14/11/2003 at 12:28 AM
MRD: Don't rush. Experience is a good thing, but only with the right
partner(s)...I lost mine at 19, and my list of good partners is a short
one.
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posted on 14/11/2003 at 09:06 AM
Yeah, rushing would definitely be not a good thing. I admit I was pretty
young when I had sex the first time, but I got real lucky in my choice of
partner, so no regrets. I wouldn't say age has so much to do with it as
motivation. I know a former friend of mine planned and had sex with her
boyfriend during the summer after our highschool graduation, merely because
she didn't want to be a virgin in college. Class act all the way, no?
Needless to say she regretted it.
meranda:*lookin at the floor* yes... I did... but, honestly... I was 16...
a lot has changed in my opinion about myself since then... I wouldn't do it
a second time...
[Edited on 11/17/2003 by feralucce]
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... I would not do it with green eggs and ham!!!
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posted on 17/11/2003 at 02:48 PM
Can think of? Or actually done? Coitus or other sexual acts?
I once made love to my ex-girlfriend in the Dark Hole, a Goth club in
Madrid. Not in the bathroom, mind you, but standing against the wall two
scarce yards from the third bar, with some 300 people around. And not a
quick one I guarantee, I am not into these... As kinky as it can get, if
you ask me, I was dressed on my usual three piece suit and she was wearing
a short dress and... Well, let´s leave it there.
Other sex acts... I liked doing another girl friend in a bus with 52 other
people, all going to France in Easter to spend the week praying, minors,
nuns and priests present. I can get to be so discrete, and she liked it so
damned much... I also had sex at prison once, at the interwiewing room
(conversations between lawyer and client are privileged, and some clients
take "fucking time" to arrive...)
Weirdest I can think of... Well I haven't done it yet in my office at the
University (I have at the other two ones), that would be cool, and with a
little bit of luck it won't be a fantasy for much longer... Never ever done
it in a car... I'd love to make love in the Federal Courtrooms I saw in
Texas, several times, including the judge's desk and the jury's seats. And
in El Reino de Arckham, The Complutense Law School's Role Playing Game club
(one of my long dreamt fantasies), specifically on the World in Flames game
(there is always a World in Flames game going). In a cash dispenser with a
camera (some friends of mine have). In the back of a police van (I think i
could arrange that... Mmmm..). In the lavatories of a plane during a
transatlantic flight, not that original but must feel damned good... Well I
guess I am running out of imagination if that's the best I can think of...
I will get back to you later
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posted on 17/11/2003 at 08:59 PM
Hmm...been thinking over some potential places
In a tree, dressed as catwoman
On the wing of a 747 in flight
in the middle of a mine field
in the reptile aquarium at the zoo
in an icecream truck with the radio on
and
on fire, that's seems pretty damn strange.
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posted on 18/11/2003 at 07:44 PM
Having sex in a park and getting stepped on by some guy that was jsut
walking past. He didnt see us until he stepped on us. (gave new meaning to
rough sex)
sex in one of those showers with 3 or 4 seperate shower heads with 5 other
girls. (probably the best sex of my life)
in various cars, front and back seats.
on the roof of my bestfriends house as the sun was coming up
while on way too much acid. (this is weirder than you might think kids)
on top of someone that was passed out
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posted on 16/1/2004 at 11:27 AM
no, the most interesting was in my friend megs studio apartment closet, it
was just large enough to sit down and my head was in her clothes the whole
time... then, my boyfriend decided that it would be funny if he shouted out
"OH MEG" with her in the next room. Needless to say I smacked the living
shit out of him.
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