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Author: Subject: Weird sex

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  posted on 4/11/2003 at 07:56 PM
What are the strangest places you can think of to have sex? So far the most creative I've heard was at a nursing home. I definitely found that one a bit weird. But everyone here is wonderfully creative, and I'm sure there are even more amusing yet slightly unsettling thoughts out there, and probably some good stories to go with them...
 

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  posted on 4/11/2003 at 09:03 PM
A "friend" of mine screwed his girlfriend in the little brick room thing that we kept the dumpsters in at Pizza Hut.

Yeah, she was a slut, he was dirty...

It was a match made in heaven...

 

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  posted on 4/11/2003 at 09:20 PM
In a closet....My boyfriend just recently moved in with his friends at the "punk house" which kinda reminds me of a frat house but instead of frat boys they are all punks anyhow the only room they had available was the closet. its a rather spacious closet big enough for a matress and a box to keep his things under the stairs and yes we have sex in the closet its awesome.

 

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  posted on 4/11/2003 at 10:46 PM


Can think of? Or hav actually had sex in?

1) a coffin. a handmade coffin that was in my next door neighbor's living room. Rogue shared it with me.

2) the bathroom of a moving passenger train. Hell with the mile-high club, you try it in one of those dinky passenger train bathrooms with some boy you met at the train station who was barely (I think, but don't know for sure) 18 years old..

3) on top of a mountain in Kentucky. I was camping with my boyfriend, it took us two hours to climb to this place and we slept there overnight. Well, we didn't spend the whole time sleeping.

4) a playground. a school playground. I had some really weird friends who were really creative with playground equipment.

5) there's the standard backseat of a car... every time a memorable one.

6) in the snow. damn, that was cold.

7) in the woods, summertime. not so weird, but fun anyway

8) on the 15th hole of the local country club golf course. It was quiet and private at about 3:00 in the morning...

I'll let you know if I think of any more...

 

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  posted on 5/11/2003 at 12:17 AM
Sex or sexual acts? Because I gave a hand job to my girl friend in the aisles of a public library before. Right next to the faulkner. I vividly remember As I lay dying staring at me the whole time.

Then there was the time I had sex with my 30 year old art class friend on the college roof after class. Nothing like putting the fear in an adult when she's having sex with a 16 year old in a public place of learning.

I'd say my whackiest adventure in sex would have to be the time I had sex with my then grilfriend in front of her mom. It was late at night, and the lights where out, except for the television. We where watching Evil dead 2, her favorite flick, and had on these torn up flannel PJ she used to paint in. I was in a pair of khaki slacks (work clothes damnit) which, upon opening the zipper, allowed easy access.

She was curled up on top of in my arms, and with what look like a mutual stretch between the two of us, was actually the beging of coitus. Thank the gods she's a quiet one.

 

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  posted on 5/11/2003 at 06:07 PM
Um.

you had sex in front of your girlfriends mom?

eeew?

sorry, i dont mean to be rude, but eew. thats just.. WRONG.

 

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  posted on 6/11/2003 at 12:39 AM
I think its suicidal...

I mean, if you were caught, you'd be looking down the wrong end of daddy's shotgun (or mommy's, if she's got one too).

 

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  posted on 6/11/2003 at 07:13 AM
An even more terrifying thought...what if she'd asked to join in. *shudders*

 

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  posted on 6/11/2003 at 08:02 AM
Oh Star that was DIRTY oh oh oh that was soooooo dirty....now I must wash out my mind ewwwwwww

 

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  posted on 6/11/2003 at 08:14 AM
Well, I had some friends (both men) who got it on while ice-fishing in one of those little huts on the frozen lake. That sounds pretty wierd to mee.

As for hypothetical ones, hmm.. let's see:

One yor mom's grave (or better yet on her coffin while it's sitting in the funeral parlor).

In the pews durring Catholic Mass (be sure to use protection for this one).

On the Whitehouse lawn durring one of those tours.

In the bleachers at one of those dog shows.

In mid-air after being catapulted.

In the back of a squad car.

Under a pendulum,

With yor head in the gilotine.

Buggering someone in the pillary (that ought to earn yoo a scarlet letter).

In the electric chair (while it's on).

Under the Shroud of Turin.

In a petting zoo.

 

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  posted on 6/11/2003 at 11:06 PM
squid where do you come up with this stuff?

 

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  posted on 6/11/2003 at 11:51 PM
Knowing squid, he probably actually did half of the 'hypothetical' ones...

 

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  posted on 7/11/2003 at 12:25 AM
Im still convinced space is one of the craziest places for the deed. Though considering those female cosmonauts on the mir, guys and gals, locked away in space, for all those months, it must have happened by now.

BTW, Starlight: I wouldn't have minded. her mom was smokin' hot.

 

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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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  posted on 7/11/2003 at 06:52 AM
Squid for some reason that head in the gilotine one did sort of sound intriguing...in a sick twisted way of course...but erotically twisted.

SOG you naughty naughty boy.

 

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  posted on 7/11/2003 at 06:57 AM
oh my my my my my.....Must clear mind of dirty thoughts.

 

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  posted on 7/11/2003 at 09:06 AM
Today one of my friends came up with something slightly more twisted... In a morgue. Of course the first surface I thought of was one of those drawer thingies they keep the corpses in.. hehe
 

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  posted on 7/11/2003 at 03:02 PM
As much as I hate the show Seinfeld, I have to admit, getting it on in a movie theatre durring Shindler's List is pretty fucking funny.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.




-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 7/11/2003 at 03:30 PM
Ok... behind the media counter during rocky horror picture show... the cabinet is actually a desk at teh front of the auditorium...

Feral

 

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  posted on 10/11/2003 at 02:38 AM
Everyone has to break in the backseat of a car at least once...a car's not used unitl it's USED....*evil grin*

Anyway, I've had sex in cornfields, country roads, and state parks (nothing like a good fuck under a star-filled sky sans light pollution), but my favorite "weird" place for sex was under a bridge in a city park. The sun was just beginning to to raise, and we were both pretty quiet, so we didn't get caught...unfortunately, I found out that the bridge is now closed...apparently, it's not safe to walk on anymore...*whistles innocently, wondering how that could have happened*

 

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  posted on 10/11/2003 at 03:00 AM
I've done it in the back of a hearse, but I've learned that unusual locales do not necessarily make the sex any weirder. You need a decent partner for that.

~M.

 
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