angelofdarkness
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posted on 4/11/2003 at 07:56 PM |
What are the strangest places you can think of to have sex? So far the most
creative I've heard was at a nursing home. I definitely found that one a
bit weird. But everyone here is wonderfully creative, and I'm sure there
are even more amusing yet slightly unsettling thoughts out there, and
probably some good stories to go with them...
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 4/11/2003 at 09:03 PM |
A "friend" of mine screwed his girlfriend in the little brick room thing
that we kept the dumpsters in at Pizza Hut.
Yeah, she was a slut, he was dirty...
It was a match made in heaven... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic  Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2003 at 09:20 PM |
| In a closet....My boyfriend just recently moved in with his friends at the
"punk house" which kinda reminds me of a frat house but instead of frat
boys they are all punks anyhow the only room they had available was the
closet. its a rather spacious closet big enough for a matress and a box to
keep his things under the stairs and yes we have sex in the closet its
awesome. ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 4/11/2003 at 10:46 PM |
Can think of? Or hav actually had sex in?
1) a coffin. a handmade coffin that was in my next door neighbor's living
room. Rogue shared it with me.
2) the bathroom of a moving passenger train. Hell with the mile-high club,
you try it in one of those dinky passenger train bathrooms with some boy
you met at the train station who was barely (I think, but don't know for
sure) 18 years old..
3) on top of a mountain in Kentucky. I was camping with my boyfriend, it
took us two hours to climb to this place and we slept there overnight.
Well, we didn't spend the whole time sleeping.
4) a playground. a school playground. I had some really weird friends who
were really creative with playground equipment.
5) there's the standard backseat of a car... every time a memorable one.
6) in the snow. damn, that was cold.
7) in the woods, summertime. not so weird, but fun anyway
8) on the 15th hole of the local country club golf course. It was quiet and
private at about 3:00 in the morning...
I'll let you know if I think of any more...
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 5/11/2003 at 12:17 AM |
Sex or sexual acts? Because I gave a hand job to my girl friend in the
aisles of a public library before. Right next to the faulkner. I vividly
remember As I lay dying staring at me the whole time.
Then there was the time I had sex with my 30 year old art class friend on
the college roof after class. Nothing like putting the fear in an adult
when she's having sex with a 16 year old in a public place of learning.
I'd say my whackiest adventure in sex would have to be the time I had sex
with my then grilfriend in front of her mom. It was late at night, and the
lights where out, except for the television. We where watching Evil dead 2,
her favorite flick, and had on these torn up flannel PJ she used to paint
in. I was in a pair of khaki slacks (work clothes damnit) which, upon
opening the zipper, allowed easy access.
She was curled up on top of in my arms, and with what look like a mutual
stretch between the two of us, was actually the beging of coitus. Thank the
gods she's a quiet one. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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VampCourt
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posted on 5/11/2003 at 06:07 PM |
Um.
you had sex in front of your girlfriends mom?
eeew?
sorry, i dont mean to be rude, but eew. thats just.. WRONG. ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 12:39 AM |
I think its suicidal...
I mean, if you were caught, you'd be looking down the wrong end of daddy's
shotgun (or mommy's, if she's got one too).
____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Starlight
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 07:13 AM |
| An even more terrifying thought...what if she'd asked to join in.
*shudders* ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 08:02 AM |
| Oh Star that was DIRTY oh oh oh that was soooooo dirty....now I must wash
out my mind ewwwwwww ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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IamSquid
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 08:14 AM |
Well, I had some friends (both men) who got it on while ice-fishing in one
of those little huts on the frozen lake. That sounds pretty wierd to
mee.
As for hypothetical ones, hmm.. let's see:
One yor mom's grave (or better yet on her coffin while it's sitting in the
funeral parlor).
In the pews durring Catholic Mass (be sure to use protection for this
one).
On the Whitehouse lawn durring one of those tours.
In the bleachers at one of those dog shows.
In mid-air after being catapulted.
In the back of a squad car.
Under a pendulum,
With yor head in the gilotine.
Buggering someone in the pillary (that ought to earn yoo a scarlet
letter).
In the electric chair (while it's on).
Under the Shroud of Turin.
In a petting zoo. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 11:06 PM |
| squid where do you come up with this stuff? ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 11:51 PM |
| Knowing squid, he probably actually did half of the 'hypothetical' ones... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 12:25 AM |
Im still convinced space is one of the craziest places for the deed. Though
considering those female cosmonauts on the mir, guys and gals, locked away
in space, for all those months, it must have happened by now.
BTW, Starlight: I wouldn't have minded. her mom was smokin' hot. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Starlight
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 06:52 AM |
Squid for some reason that head in the gilotine one did sort of sound
intriguing...in a sick twisted way of course...but erotically twisted.
SOG you naughty naughty boy.
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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 06:57 AM |
| oh my my my my my.....Must clear mind of dirty thoughts. ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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angelofdarkness
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 09:06 AM |
Today one of my friends came up with something slightly more twisted... In
a morgue. Of course the first surface I thought of was one of those drawer
thingies they keep the corpses in.. hehe
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IamSquid
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 03:02 PM |
| As much as I hate the show Seinfeld, I have to admit, getting it on in a
movie theatre durring Shindler's List is pretty fucking funny. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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feralucce
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 03:30 PM |
Ok... behind the media counter during rocky horror picture show... the
cabinet is actually a desk at teh front of the auditorium...
Feral ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 02:38 AM |
Everyone has to break in the backseat of a car at least once...a car's not
used unitl it's USED....*evil grin*
Anyway, I've had sex in cornfields, country roads, and state parks (nothing
like a good fuck under a star-filled sky sans light pollution), but my
favorite "weird" place for sex was under a bridge in a city park. The sun
was just beginning to to raise, and we were both pretty quiet, so we didn't
get caught...unfortunately, I found out that the bridge is now
closed...apparently, it's not safe to walk on anymore...*whistles
innocently, wondering how that could have happened*
____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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Monolycus
Fanatic  Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 03:00 AM |
I've done it in the back of a hearse, but I've learned that unusual locales
do not necessarily make the sex any weirder. You need a decent partner for
that.
~M.
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