dead-cell
Fanatic   Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2003 at 01:53 PM |
no no "Cake or Death," Callei.
[Edited on 11/5/2003 by dead-cell] ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2003 at 05:35 PM |
Hmmm...I am intrigued by the sound of this birthday party, as run by
Bettie...I especially like the tea platform.
Bettie, do you have anyone in mind for a running mate yet? ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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KatB
Fanatic  Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2003 at 10:02 PM |
Weeeell, since they're gonna change the law for ol' Arnie (juuuust you wait
& see...) I think I'll grab the opportunity!
I'll just have to hurry up & do a couple of Red Sonja flicks. I've got the
accent, at least!  ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2003 at 11:31 PM |
Of course I have a running mate. Michael. He's got the looks, the brains,
and the slippery, squirmy mind of a true evil political genious. Callei,
you can organize to your heart's content, because I couldn't commit or
organise out of a wet paper bag, and hey, I'm not afraid to admit wanting
to be a puppet too, only I'll have the bigger stick, a better looking
political cabinet, AND the best food.
Squid I'll vote for you if you vote for me, and we'll each leave a place in
the admin for the loser and their cabinet. It's a win win deal bro. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 08:19 AM |
Yoo won't join forces? So be it, I WILL CRUSH YOO, X! CRUSH YOO!
It's a deal. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 07:44 PM |
"Yoo won't join forces? So be it, I WILL CRUSH YOO, X! "
God if I had a dollar every time I've heard that..... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Devin
Administrator  Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 6/11/2003 at 08:03 PM |
This might help the nerds decide:
http://www.linuxjournal.com/article.php?sid=7239&mode=thread&order=0
For the non-nerds, the interesting bit is that right now the republican
party has managed to keep their web server running for 4 and a half days.
The most they've been able to keep it running without something going wrong
is 39 days. The last time the Democrats web server needed to be rebooted
was 445 days ago. A web server is not nearly as hard to run as a
country.
Just for reference - the Shmeng server has been running for 48 days since
the last time anything went wrong (click me) - so I would
be 10 times better at running the country than the republicans. Of course
by that argument I'd be 10 times worse than the democrats - I'm not sure I
agree with that. Maybe I should just rule the world and leave the country
to Bettie and/or Squid
[Edited on 11/7/2003 by Devin] ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 03:06 PM |
| Please don' take it personally, Bettie. Anyway, my regime can beat-up yor
regime! Oi, sorry that should read "my ADMINISTRATION can beat-up yor
regime." ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 08:49 PM |
| ...I haven't tried sushi before. My horoscope says to try new things next
year. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2003 at 11:47 PM |
Heh... that's a cool article, Devin... I guess its just one more reason for
me to drop Dean...
Bettie! Squid! You cannot resolve your differences this way! We at shmeng
love you both very much and will not allow you to kill each other!
I say you both stage a revolution, in which all three of you (Bettie,
Michael, and Squid) could all rule a new totalarian government. I would
certainly aid you in your valiant efforts to overthrow the system!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION! ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2003 at 01:41 AM |
| If I support the cause, which I of course will, can I have a token postion
on the cabinet? Like, Commissioner for tequila quality control...or
something? Then I could quit school and focus on what I am truly good at.
Drinking. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Grendel
Occasional Poster   Posts: 40 Registered: 10/12/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/1/2004 at 04:10 PM |
If I could vote in the States, I would misuse the voting system (admit it,
there is noe control in it, Bush got in) and vote both Squid and Bettie!
Anyway, on a more serious note, I would think that the only way to find out
what a candidate REALLY wants is to check out who his sponsors are, and
what interrests they have.
____________________
"There are no atheists in foxholes" is not an argument against atheists.
It's an argument against foxholes.
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Kira
Member   Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/1/2004 at 09:18 PM |
quote:
no no "Cake or Death,"
Callei.
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry…” ____________________
Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you.
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic  Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/1/2004 at 02:15 AM |
Y'know, it would be cool if Eddie Izzard could run for president.
Transvestites would have a voice in politics, the Statue of Liberty woud be
fashionably redraped, and "tea and cake or DEATH?" would be the political
motto of the century.
But, since Eddie can't run the place, I'd go for Bettie and Squid...or
Rogue and Monolycus...or Devin and Biko Kitty. Any combination would be
better than our current choices. ____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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