IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/9/2003 at 09:07 PM |
I created this forum for people to simply to babble-on about nonsensical BS
that for some bizarre reason that feel like sharing with the rest of us.
Though one might call this forum a tumor in the grey matter of the website
and that I am begging for the moderators to penalize my karma for taking up
space that could better be used for, well ANYTHING.... Um, I should get to
my ramble now:
Yoo know what would be cool? If Satan turned Hell into an amusment park!
Yeah, think about it, yoo'd get to go on a rollercoaster through all kinds
of horrible tortures. There could be like a water-slide that empties into
the lake of fire (except it would be more like a lava-slide) and a boulder
that yoo have to push up a hill, and a part where yoo get chained down and
vultures peck away at yor entrails and stuff.
Okay, I might be a bit out of it but that sounded cool to mee. So um,
yeah...
[Edited on 9/11/2003 by IamSquid] ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/9/2003 at 11:24 PM |
Its a good idea, squid. I'd go there every Saturday night.
But anyway, I have this weird growth or sumthin on my shoulders and uh...
oh wait... that's my head... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Monolycus
Fanatic   Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/9/2003 at 06:19 PM |
You know who can go to this theme park??? How about those worthless
sonsabitches who leave their goddamned shopping carts all over the parking
lots? I HATE THOSE FUCKERS!!!!!! There's a goddamned CO-rall every four
hundred feet or so, but these lazy sonsabitches can't walk another damned
foot after they get their groceries to their car??? How fumucking lazy do
you have to be?????? Or do they just get their groceries in their fumucking
cars and then forget the next step? WHICH IS IT? LAZY OR STUPID?!! Can't
find a goddamned parking space because there are goddamned idiot droppings
all over the parking lot! Try squeezing between three idiot-abandoned
shopping carts and two fumucking SUVs driven by worthless sonsabitches who
just haven't gotten around to dumping their carts in the middle of the road
yet without scratching your paint or popping a goddamned tire driving over
'em! And if I run over one of these worthless cart-leaving mouth-breathing
worthless lazy stupid brain dead two-faced back-stabbing larcenous
perverted fumuckers then I'M THE BAD GUY!!! FUCK!!!!! If I had my way, I'd
ship these sonsabitches to Idiot Island where they couldn't swim away
because the harbor was surrounded by goddamned abandoned shopping carts and
sharks and let the worthless fumuckers play Lord of the Flies until there
were only one of 'em left as Undisputed World Champion of Idiot Island and
THEN I'D RUN THEM OVER! TWICE!!! FUCK!!!!
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/9/2003 at 06:38 PM |
Weird.. I like returning shopping carts. I push it as fast as I can, hop
on, and try to steer it into the corral by leaning...
It should be an olympic sport...
By the way, how come normal people can't buy shopping carts? I know lots of
people (besides bums) that would love to have one, myself included. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/9/2003 at 07:41 PM |
Ironboots: you forgot to say patent pending.
I like it when winter comes rolling over with the high winds. I especially
like it when in winter with high wind in a fairly vacant parking lot.
Watching feral shopping carts pick up speed then collide & scratch car
paint.
[Edited on 9/12/2003 by dead-cell] ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/9/2003 at 11:52 PM |
| I want to be able to shoot out steel nets from my left wrist. Walk
along...see some morons I don't want to interact with...shoot out a steel
net from my left wrist...they're stuck under it until they figure their way
out. Either way I continue on my way without them bothering me...plus I get
to laugh at them. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic  Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 07:18 AM |
Normal people can buy shopping carts, you just have to know where to get
them.
Berst way to get them is to find a store that is going out of business.
You can get them as cheap as $2, of course, you may be buying a lot of 50
or more that way, buy you can always sell them off for $5 and make a hefty
profit. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic  Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 08:05 AM |
we use shopping carts in backyard wrestling matches....its fun stuff but
they hurt when you get DDT'd onto one....
you know what i can not stand...The color white......I dont know why it
just gets so dirty so fast....ahd its bright and it never looks White there
is always that spot where you spilled something on it....It never fails
everytime I wear white I always spill something on it....I swear it never
fails.now when i wear a dark color like lets say red or black i never spill
anything on it except for bleech now whuts up with that...I never get
bleech on myself unless I am wearing a dark color that miffs me off
grrrrrrrrr! ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 04:53 PM |
In the area that I live in, when people see you're about to cross the
street, they try to drive anyway. I almost got ran over three times
because of that. Some people are considerate and actually stop, but eh,
it's the bad ones you remember. Yes, I do actually look.
On another note, some people just do not use their turn signals either. God
forbid me to ride my bike without someone trying to run me over from not
using their turn signal.
I need a drink...
[Edited on 9/12/2003 by Anya]
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 05:15 PM |
Sometimes I wish I could just explode into a huge ball of energy liquified
into a plasmic form, so it splashes on a whole bunch of kids and people
next to me and burns them horribly. I wish this would happen suddenly and
without warning...preferrably while I was lighting a cigarette...that way
the survivors would have even more reasons to fear the devil that is
nicotine.
Then I'd respawn at the nearest checkpoint, transform into a giant robot
armed with silicate particle beams and go to town on the Jack in the Box
near my new home. I could prolly take it if it wasn't for the chimps.
Freaking chimps.
What brings it all into perspective for me is my best buddies plight the
other day. We were walking along, minding our own business when all of a
sudden this squirrel comes jumping out at us, careens away from me and
headplants him right in the sack. It would have sucked more if it wasn't so
funny.
AND since when can't I feed the fucking ducks!!? What the hell is that!?
Some scaggy bitch in a park ranger yells at me 'cuz I'm feeding ducks at a
lake. What the holy hell in a handbasket!? She said feeding them causes
them to crap in the lake...and they don't what duck crap in the lake.
The outright stupidity of that astounds me. I am now the Duck Ninja of
Bothell washington. Once a week, I throw on my intrusion gear, load up on
stale cheerios and ninja stars...and proceed to break rules with wild
abandon.
The duc ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 05:21 PM |
There's much worse shit that can be thrown into the lake than duck
shit..err..lmfao....yeah.
What the ranger seems to forget is that maneuer (sp?) actually fertilizes
things and thus, is not bad for nature at all. Eh...I guess they like to
imagine themselves drinking crap or something, who knows.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 06:31 PM |
| I've decided that I am going to find the red cross knight, jump his wussy
ass, and then run off with his squires french speaking wombat. I figure if
anyone deserves a french speaking wombat, it's me. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 08:14 PM |
THANK YOO, Dolo! Finally someone who knows how I feel!
Except what I do is when Im in a crowded room I try to consentrate on one
person's head, attempting to cause it to explode using telekenesis (if I
were human I'd probably get alot of nosebleeds)! When it finally does,
usually what happens is the shrapnel hits everyone within about a 10 foot
radius causing their heads to explode and the process continues in a very
intersting fractal pattern to behold from above. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 08:19 PM |
| Oh, and Merry, obviously yor not a Jane's Addiction fan... ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/9/2003 at 12:30 PM |
| Napalm sticks to Kids ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/9/2003 at 11:34 PM |
Great... Bad enough that we have a talking, beer-drinking squid here, but
he's telekinetic, too!
Sheesh!
Every day I become more and more useless. Seems nobody cares for a guy who
can juggle molotov cocktails anymore... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2003 at 01:03 AM |
Beer drinking? Is ther another squid here? If so I hope it's a female and
we can indulge in some double suicide togeather! Is she cute?
If so tell her I've got nice eyes, firm tentacles, and a really powerful
siphon!
Also tell her about the time I smacked a sperm whale in the face then swam
away and he chased after mee and I swam really close to a ship's propeller
and the whale swam right into the propeller and then all the crew members
wanted to know what was wrong so one by one they ran to the stern of the
ship to see what was wrong and I snatched them up one at a time and ate
them! It was cool!
Also tell her I've got some really balck inque.
If that doesnt work, get her drunk. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2003 at 09:14 AM |
Has anyone ever came across people who claim to be something insanely
supernatural? I've crossed people who claim to be vampires, dragons, fae,
half-angel, etc on the web. I crossed someone in the real world who said
that they were God the Creator. It's getting even more frequent and a bit
overrated. I find it utter bullshit, as well.
Some of those people think that others that do not believe them are being
close-minded or are not "spiritual" at all. There's a big difference
between being close-minded and being gullible. Even the most open-minded
people have to sigh and say, "I gotta see it to believe it." The line has
to be drawn somewhere. Otherwise, there'd be people believing that
everyone's some member of the Seelie Court.
As much as I dislike a lot of con-artists out there, their stuff is more
believable than this.
[Edited on 9/14/2003 by Anya]
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2003 at 10:19 AM |
Hey, I'll have you know that I am a half-vampyre, dragon riding, elf
fucking, time warping angel of the night, and I don't appreciate you
talking about my people that way.
Now where the hell is my french speaking wombat? ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2003 at 11:27 AM |
LMAO.
So tell me...do you experience any backfires of time warping? 
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