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Author: Subject: stupid rambling and other crap like that

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  posted on 10/9/2003 at 09:07 PM
I created this forum for people to simply to babble-on about nonsensical BS that for some bizarre reason that feel like sharing with the rest of us. Though one might call this forum a tumor in the grey matter of the website and that I am begging for the moderators to penalize my karma for taking up space that could better be used for, well ANYTHING.... Um, I should get to my ramble now:

Yoo know what would be cool? If Satan turned Hell into an amusment park! Yeah, think about it, yoo'd get to go on a rollercoaster through all kinds of horrible tortures. There could be like a water-slide that empties into the lake of fire (except it would be more like a lava-slide) and a boulder that yoo have to push up a hill, and a part where yoo get chained down and vultures peck away at yor entrails and stuff.

Okay, I might be a bit out of it but that sounded cool to mee. So um, yeah...

[Edited on 9/11/2003 by IamSquid]

 

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  posted on 10/9/2003 at 11:24 PM
Its a good idea, squid. I'd go there every Saturday night.

But anyway, I have this weird growth or sumthin on my shoulders and uh... oh wait... that's my head...

 

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  posted on 11/9/2003 at 06:19 PM
You know who can go to this theme park??? How about those worthless sonsabitches who leave their goddamned shopping carts all over the parking lots? I HATE THOSE FUCKERS!!!!!! There's a goddamned CO-rall every four hundred feet or so, but these lazy sonsabitches can't walk another damned foot after they get their groceries to their car??? How fumucking lazy do you have to be?????? Or do they just get their groceries in their fumucking cars and then forget the next step? WHICH IS IT? LAZY OR STUPID?!! Can't find a goddamned parking space because there are goddamned idiot droppings all over the parking lot! Try squeezing between three idiot-abandoned shopping carts and two fumucking SUVs driven by worthless sonsabitches who just haven't gotten around to dumping their carts in the middle of the road yet without scratching your paint or popping a goddamned tire driving over 'em! And if I run over one of these worthless cart-leaving mouth-breathing worthless lazy stupid brain dead two-faced back-stabbing larcenous perverted fumuckers then I'M THE BAD GUY!!! FUCK!!!!! If I had my way, I'd ship these sonsabitches to Idiot Island where they couldn't swim away because the harbor was surrounded by goddamned abandoned shopping carts and sharks and let the worthless fumuckers play Lord of the Flies until there were only one of 'em left as Undisputed World Champion of Idiot Island and THEN I'D RUN THEM OVER! TWICE!!! FUCK!!!!
 

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  posted on 11/9/2003 at 06:38 PM
Weird.. I like returning shopping carts. I push it as fast as I can, hop on, and try to steer it into the corral by leaning...

It should be an olympic sport...

By the way, how come normal people can't buy shopping carts? I know lots of people (besides bums) that would love to have one, myself included.

 

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  posted on 11/9/2003 at 07:41 PM
Ironboots: you forgot to say patent pending.

I like it when winter comes rolling over with the high winds. I especially like it when in winter with high wind in a fairly vacant parking lot. Watching feral shopping carts pick up speed then collide & scratch car paint.


[Edited on 9/12/2003 by dead-cell]

 

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  posted on 11/9/2003 at 11:52 PM
I want to be able to shoot out steel nets from my left wrist. Walk along...see some morons I don't want to interact with...shoot out a steel net from my left wrist...they're stuck under it until they figure their way out. Either way I continue on my way without them bothering me...plus I get to laugh at them.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 07:18 AM
Normal people can buy shopping carts, you just have to know where to get them.

Berst way to get them is to find a store that is going out of business. You can get them as cheap as $2, of course, you may be buying a lot of 50 or more that way, buy you can always sell them off for $5 and make a hefty profit.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 08:05 AM
we use shopping carts in backyard wrestling matches....its fun stuff but they hurt when you get DDT'd onto one....
you know what i can not stand...The color white......I dont know why it just gets so dirty so fast....ahd its bright and it never looks White there is always that spot where you spilled something on it....It never fails everytime I wear white I always spill something on it....I swear it never fails.now when i wear a dark color like lets say red or black i never spill anything on it except for bleech now whuts up with that...I never get bleech on myself unless I am wearing a dark color that miffs me off grrrrrrrrr!

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 04:53 PM
In the area that I live in, when people see you're about to cross the street, they try to drive anyway. I almost got ran over three times because of that. Some people are considerate and actually stop, but eh, it's the bad ones you remember. Yes, I do actually look.

On another note, some people just do not use their turn signals either. God forbid me to ride my bike without someone trying to run me over from not using their turn signal.

I need a drink...


[Edited on 9/12/2003 by Anya]

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 05:15 PM
Sometimes I wish I could just explode into a huge ball of energy liquified into a plasmic form, so it splashes on a whole bunch of kids and people next to me and burns them horribly. I wish this would happen suddenly and without warning...preferrably while I was lighting a cigarette...that way the survivors would have even more reasons to fear the devil that is nicotine.
Then I'd respawn at the nearest checkpoint, transform into a giant robot armed with silicate particle beams and go to town on the Jack in the Box near my new home. I could prolly take it if it wasn't for the chimps. Freaking chimps.
What brings it all into perspective for me is my best buddies plight the other day. We were walking along, minding our own business when all of a sudden this squirrel comes jumping out at us, careens away from me and headplants him right in the sack. It would have sucked more if it wasn't so funny.
AND since when can't I feed the fucking ducks!!? What the hell is that!? Some scaggy bitch in a park ranger yells at me 'cuz I'm feeding ducks at a lake. What the holy hell in a handbasket!? She said feeding them causes them to crap in the lake...and they don't what duck crap in the lake.
The outright stupidity of that astounds me. I am now the Duck Ninja of Bothell washington. Once a week, I throw on my intrusion gear, load up on stale cheerios and ninja stars...and proceed to break rules with wild abandon.
The duc

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 05:21 PM
There's much worse shit that can be thrown into the lake than duck shit..err..lmfao....yeah.

What the ranger seems to forget is that maneuer (sp?) actually fertilizes things and thus, is not bad for nature at all. Eh...I guess they like to imagine themselves drinking crap or something, who knows.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 06:31 PM
I've decided that I am going to find the red cross knight, jump his wussy ass, and then run off with his squires french speaking wombat. I figure if anyone deserves a french speaking wombat, it's me.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 08:14 PM
THANK YOO, Dolo! Finally someone who knows how I feel!

Except what I do is when Im in a crowded room I try to consentrate on one person's head, attempting to cause it to explode using telekenesis (if I were human I'd probably get alot of nosebleeds)! When it finally does, usually what happens is the shrapnel hits everyone within about a 10 foot radius causing their heads to explode and the process continues in a very intersting fractal pattern to behold from above.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.




-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 12/9/2003 at 08:19 PM
Oh, and Merry, obviously yor not a Jane's Addiction fan...

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to />
die so i could watch, and then me die.






-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 13/9/2003 at 12:30 PM
Napalm sticks to Kids

 

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  posted on 13/9/2003 at 11:34 PM
Great... Bad enough that we have a talking, beer-drinking squid here, but he's telekinetic, too!

Sheesh!

Every day I become more and more useless. Seems nobody cares for a guy who can juggle molotov cocktails anymore...

 

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  posted on 14/9/2003 at 01:03 AM
Beer drinking? Is ther another squid here? If so I hope it's a female and we can indulge in some double suicide togeather! Is she cute?

If so tell her I've got nice eyes, firm tentacles, and a really powerful siphon!

Also tell her about the time I smacked a sperm whale in the face then swam away and he chased after mee and I swam really close to a ship's propeller and the whale swam right into the propeller and then all the crew members wanted to know what was wrong so one by one they ran to the stern of the ship to see what was wrong and I snatched them up one at a time and ate them! It was cool!

Also tell her I've got some really balck inque.

If that doesnt work, get her drunk.

 

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die so i could watch, and then me die.








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  posted on 14/9/2003 at 09:14 AM
Has anyone ever came across people who claim to be something insanely supernatural? I've crossed people who claim to be vampires, dragons, fae, half-angel, etc on the web. I crossed someone in the real world who said that they were God the Creator. It's getting even more frequent and a bit overrated. I find it utter bullshit, as well.

Some of those people think that others that do not believe them are being close-minded or are not "spiritual" at all. There's a big difference between being close-minded and being gullible. Even the most open-minded people have to sigh and say, "I gotta see it to believe it." The line has to be drawn somewhere. Otherwise, there'd be people believing that everyone's some member of the Seelie Court.

As much as I dislike a lot of con-artists out there, their stuff is more believable than this.

[Edited on 9/14/2003 by Anya]

 

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  posted on 14/9/2003 at 10:19 AM
Hey, I'll have you know that I am a half-vampyre, dragon riding, elf fucking, time warping angel of the night, and I don't appreciate you talking about my people that way.
Now where the hell is my french speaking wombat?

 

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  posted on 14/9/2003 at 11:27 AM
LMAO.

So tell me...do you experience any backfires of time warping?


 
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