Xaoswolf
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posted on 8/9/2003 at 07:31 PM |
Have you seen any crazy sayings on the internet? If so, post them here!
To start things off, how about this little pick me up.
If you're ever feeling down, remember, it could be worse.
You could have a siamese twin brother.
And he's a homosexual.
He has a really hot date tonight.
You both share an ass. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/9/2003 at 08:05 PM |
"If you do not succeed, keep on sucking until you suck seed." is a weird
one I found. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/9/2003 at 11:56 PM |
"Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
"
I left my list of sayings back home on my old computer... I'd bust them out
if I had them... And Anya, that one rocks so many different ways... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/9/2003 at 04:44 AM |
Here's one I like.
" If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, then
hunt it down and kill it." ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/9/2003 at 11:57 AM |
Want a taste of religion?: bite a minister
Want a taste of religion: Lick a witch ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Psychopixi
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posted on 11/9/2003 at 12:00 AM |
Saw this on a Yahoo user's profile. Real eyes realise real lies. Means fuck
all really,but it stuck in my head. ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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dead-cell
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posted on 11/9/2003 at 01:31 PM |
"I'm not a Psycho... Im just happy in a dangerous way." Or something like
that. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 12:42 PM |
Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics: nobody wins and
everyonbody's retarded. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 02:08 PM |
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
My heart is in the right place; I know because I hid it there.
I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
____________________
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/9/2003 at 04:50 PM |
"With a pessimistic mind, at least you're never disappointed."
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daria_4
Member Posts: 96 Registered: 29/7/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/9/2003 at 07:21 PM |
This is directly from someone's signature on another board:
"Someone should tell her it's a vagina and not a clown car!"
I think it referred to a chat transmission about some lady at a church who
had 12 kids or something. ____________________ "I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
and deserves locking up." |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2003 at 02:38 PM |
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good
with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are sneaky and will pee on
your computer.
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
What can you say about a society that believes God is dead and Elvis is
alive?
See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron, my god, perhaps I am!
Why do they call it a word processor? Well, you've seen what a food
processor does to food...
I refuse to get involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
The only good point and click interface is a .44 magnum
And way more when I can be arsed to think of them....
[Edited on 9/14/2003 by Psychopixi] ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2003 at 08:01 PM |
Civics are like tampons, every pussy's got one. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2003 at 12:04 AM |
Right on, Xaoswolf...
Someday, Volkswagen will get its act back together and make decent cars
again! And we will no longer be drowning in identical asian imports, but
german engineering, instead!
LONG LIVE THE VOLKSWAGEN!
(that's an internet saying, right?) ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2003 at 12:32 AM |
Xaos, your quote reminded me of this joke: The difference between my ex,
and a tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts!
Okay, so it's not an internet phrase, but I like the damn joke! ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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daria_4
Member Posts: 96 Registered: 29/7/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2003 at 02:29 PM |
quote: LONG LIVE THE VOLKSWAGEN!
(that's an internet saying, right?)
If it wasn't before, it certainly is now!
____________________ "I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a
person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious
convict,
and deserves locking up." |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2003 at 04:26 PM |
"Long live the X button." |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/9/2003 at 04:36 PM |
one of my favorites:
http://clichekitty.clicheblog.com/node/view/5 ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Domkitten
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posted on 21/9/2003 at 01:11 AM |
I'm a big fan of all the interesting sayings on
http://www.despair.com
Great stuff. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Stille
Occasional Poster Posts: 42 Registered: 3/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/10/2003 at 02:55 AM |
Of course I talk to myself. Nowadays, that's the only way one can have an
intelligent conversation ____________________
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