Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 03:59 AM |
Ok, I haven't seen the movie yet, but I heard it was awesome. I know we've
had a forum like this before, but it's about time for a makeover anyhow.
Heres what we're gonna do...who was your favorite mutant in the whole x-men
marvel world thingie...howabout your favorite mutant power? If you had a
power, what would it be? And who could kick who's ass? Is magneto just as
bad ass as God or Chewbacca? You decide...and then defend your
decisions!
Personally I think if Magneto and Darth Vader had a kid...the world would
explode, because the thingie would be THAT bad ass...probably a ninja
too... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 04:09 AM |
| Man, if Magneto and Darth Vader had a kid, it would be on fire. Constantly.
That's how cool that kid would be. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Anemone
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 04:10 AM |
My mutant power would be to diametrically oppose you in every way!
I mean...
Yeah...
Let's get geeky, shall we?
I can alter the kinetic output of any moving object I touch. Not to be
confused with kinetic energy, my ability can render the power of a bullet
as weak as a paper airplane yet heighten the strength of my punches enough
to level a building!
As soon as your strikes touch me, they have lost their power. Yet I can
slash my fingers through the air and slice you to ribbons from a
distance.
How can you defeat... Velocity?!
Come on, Dolo. Show us your alter ego! ____________________
I'm your best friend.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 04:17 AM |
Mine would be the power of the microwave.
I can boil people in their skins, cause cancer, interfere with electrical
signals, make hot tea in a flash, and pop the perfect bowl of pop corn! All
at the same damn time!
Yes, the microwave is the wave for me! ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 04:18 AM |
Alright, I'll get you. My power would be the ability to radically speed up
or delay the force and factors of any given infectious substance, ie:
bacterium, viruses and whatnot. I would be able to speed up the
reproductive rate of the common cold and cause a human being to burst from
the sheer magnitude of pathogens, or even alter the nature of their toxins.
On the other hand I coud cure just about anything by delaying and stopping
it's reproductive rate...but why would I want to do that.
Dude, I could kill you the second you had a yeast infection.
Nobody is healthy enough to tangle with...Biohazard.
And sickness has no kinetic energy with which to tamper.
HAHAHAHAHA! ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Remy
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 05:23 AM |
My favorite mutant would either be the version of Gambit we saw in the
early nineties (The era of Nicieza and Lobdell) or Chamber.
My mutant power would be the conversion of matter. That way I could change
anybody's clothes to sulphuric acid, bones to water and my own fingernails
to adamantium.
Omega Red could kick Wolverines ass - he already did a few times and had
succeeded if it weren't for those damn kids... ehm X-Men.
Magneto could kick anybody's ass - he's the master of magnetism, already
killed people by controlling the iron in their blood (although that iron is
AFAIK not magnetic  ) and has the resources and connections to shield himself from any
telepathic attacks.
Gambit could kick Cyclops' ass - he's faster, meaner and way more cool than
ol' one-eye.
Gambit could kick Iceman's ass - and he's going to if he ever learns about
Bobby's relationship with Rogue in X2.
Nightcrawler could kick Beast's ass - he's a teleporter and former circus
artist, Beast is a blue, intelligent furball. Nighty would never allow him
to get even close to any technical stuff lying around.
Banshee could kick Dazzler's ass - "Hey Alison, let's settle our
differences in a singing contest!"
Angel could kick Angel's ass - Rich guy with wings vs. mean old vampire who
killed hundreds of demons. Any questions?
Iceman could kick Mr. Freeze's ass - Other than Freeze he was made a cool
character when the comic he appeared in was adapted for the big screen. ____________________
"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing." - Oscar Wilde
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Erishkigal
Member   Posts: 62 Registered: 5/10/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 05:48 AM |
| Oh, I'm all for the newbie x-men. Pyro looks damn cool. But lets not forget
the benefits of being Storm... instant tornadoes everytime you get mad!
Being forced to run the 1500m again at school? Oh no, because its pouring
with rain! That....and you get a damn nice ass too. ____________________
Let viagra bring the magic back.
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Tvileren
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 07:14 AM |
| I think I would have choes Mystiques power of altering her form to whoever
she wants.. (I would prefer anything and anyone) just imagining the
confusion and chaos I could have created around here.. and sneak my way to
power while no one knows.. MUAHAHAHAHA, aren't I original? *sigh* ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 07:24 AM |
Good!!
Alright, unfortunately, Magneto, being as cool as he is, doesn't stand up
to the Law of Chewbacca...which sucks, but still...he's cool...
Heres a new throw out...
Xaviers kids? or the Brotherhood? Me as Biohazard...unfortunately I'd
totally go brotherhood.
My favorite X-man has got to be Colossus, I mean hell...his power is
simple, cool-looking and he's powerful as hell...not too much to think
about, just BAM!
My least favorite was Mr. Sinister...as a bad guy, what the hell was his
power anyways?
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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Remy
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 08:13 AM |
quote:
I think I would have
choes Mystiques power of altering her form to whoever she
wants..
Just imagine what use fanboys on the peak of their puberty would make of
that power when it comes to writing fan fiction.
Sinister can shoot blasts from his hand's like over the half of the Marvel
villains, change his appearance at will and has enhanced physical
abilities. ____________________
"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing." - Oscar Wilde
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 08:27 AM |
http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/marvel/mrsinister.htm
Some info on the good Mr. Sinister.
I believe he regenorates and has telekenisis ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 08:34 AM |
Dude...he is sorta' cool...I still think all in all they could have tried
harder though.
And what the hell was up with Apocalypse!? He was neat...but sheesh!
Whod o you think would win, Angel or Archangel?
My moneys on Archangel...I mean shit...the dudes a flying Mach three ad. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Remy
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 08:50 AM |
| Depends on the territory. Angel would have a certain advantage in buildings
or the forest where Archangel couldn't use his speed. But then again
Archangel has his metallic feathers... I vote for Archangel. ____________________
"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing." - Oscar Wilde
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 09:57 AM |
| E. Honda could kick archangels ass though...with that hundred hand slap
thing...man, he was an awesome X-man. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 11:35 AM |
Man, I would make my own new little group. Sucks to the academy or
brotherhood. Sucks to them.
And for the record, Apocalypse did nothing but piss me off. He was too damn
unbeatable. Geez... ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Psychopixi
Fanatic  Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 12:11 PM |
| I think I'd love to have Mystique's powers too. I love Wolverine's claws
and such - but I figure that with Mystique's powers I could get the claws
and a nice figure to boot. ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Nicholas
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 12:35 PM |
I'd go for ultimate shapeshifting... as in being liquid. I'd just turn my
limbs into scythes and whips and axes (etc) and beat the shit out of
people. Plus it would let me stretch and shit... kind of like Carnage.
Nightcrawler is awesome... that is all ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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Anemone
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 02:39 PM |
As cool as the Brotherhood is, I'm gonna have to say that I'd personally
put my money in with Xavier's camp. Plus he's friggin' rich and I don't
have to sit next to the fuckin' Blob.
And I don't care if sickness has no kinetic output to alter! I breathe at
you and your head explodes!
And if snap my fingers in your general direction, your nuts would explode!
Your nuts! ____________________
I'm your best friend.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 05:02 PM |
Nemmy, you absolute dick! ::infects his head with Mad Cow Disease:: try and
work that ball bustin mojo now homeboy.
And to dispell what many might be thinking. Anemone the new sign on is NOT
my sock puppet or ghost name...nay, he is far more notorious then that.
Nemmy is my OLD DM! Yes thats right! The guy who taught me how to roleplay
and suffered through my madness all throughout highschool...
I do not have the powers of co-location, just friends with strange sense
of humor...
Xavier sucks! Magneto rocks!! ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 05:10 PM |
| Hmmm....my super power....how about the power to drive men crazy....LOL!
Power over lust? I am not sure....virginity is so appealing to many. I
have noticed....hehehe... ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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