Dolorosa
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 01:21 AM |
Ok...I've always wondered about the Sentience of dolphins, personally I
doubt it...but they seem to be fairly self-aware, and clever...not too
mention funny. I also happened to notice that dolphin safe Tuna tastes
sucky...so I must assume that Dolphin's also taste good. Thats two good
things for them right there, possible self-awareness and tastiness.
Then I hear about the Dolphin Minehunter that was trained an used by the
Navy...the thing went AWOL...THATS fuckin' intelligence right there.
So are they semi or fully sentient beasties that taste yummy...
or just REALLY smart beasties that taste yummy...
Your thoughts please.
Note: The person making this statement is against all forms of animal
cruelty...usually. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 05:59 AM |
Typical seaman... All they ever talk about is dolphins... :p
I stopped liking dolphins when I saw Flipper...
But they're traitors. They defected to the sea... A mammal gone bad...
*sniff*
Hopefully our sea otter comandos will get them... Nevermind.
But yeah, I think dolphins probably are intelligent. Not like on the
Simpsons, mind you (that would be cool...) but smart nonetheless. All
mammals are smart, really. Except for the trained monkeys at the circus.
They should get paid a LOT for what they do... But no, they settle for
bananas. What morons...  ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Tvileren
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 06:12 AM |
Well.. Dolphins swim around enjoing their life.. Don't seem to be to aware
of anything, so I doubt the self aware very much. really clever animals I
guess. but then I don't know that much about Dolphins... we need a Dolphin
expert here.
Just one itsy bitsy thing.. Seaman? what guy came up with that word? ____________________
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 07:08 AM |
I just fear the day when our aquatic brethren arise from the depths to
enslave the human race and force us to live in giant underwater domes where
we will do tricks for them to watch.
I say we kill them all now, drop as many depth charges as we can build to
destroy their fledgling cities and kill off their population. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 07:21 AM |
Snorky...talk...man....
Seriously though, those bastards never leave the water, travel in large
playful groups, have sex for fun, and can recognize that their reflection
is, in fact, their reflection.
It's time we realized that those self-aware bastards pose a serious threat
to us! For the love of humanity people, don't buy dolphin-safe tuna! Help
your fellow land-dwellers! EAT THE DOLPHINS! ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 08:06 AM |
I fuckin' love you guys!!
We had sea-otter commandos? Shit...thats awesome...what about the
Seals?
I actually got in a semi-serious argument with a guy on this subject
once...it was fairly entertaining. He believed that Dolphins were sentient,
more intelligent than men and a sophisticated species in an of themselves.
My typically barbaric reply was..."Then how come they keep swimming into
nets?"
End of discussion right there really. In all honesty though, they are
beautiful creatures...and kinda' funny...if it wasn't for the evil gleam in
their eyes I would like 'em a lot more. As it is, they go too well with
some tartar suice and a slice of lemon to last much longer. It's shame
really...to see good cuisine die out. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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callei
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 08:56 AM |
one of my favorite facts about dolphins is that they can rape a diver to
death in a matter of minutes and have been know to do so. it is very
dangerous to play with them when because of it.
But i think that counts against them being that smart. I mean sailors can
be a fun snack in bed, but really who wants a sailor that much unless they
are really that hard up for sex?
(giggle) ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 09:07 AM |
Hey!!
Do ex-sailors count in that regard?
Funny how people forget about the rapist dolphins...no one ever expects
THAT do they!? Well...thats one more mark against them... ____________________
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 09:48 AM |
I have to admit though, I love going to Sea World and hanging out at the
dolphin pool. There are always those dolphins that just want to be petted,
whether or not you have a fish. And they feel neat. It's fun to stand there
and just rub them down.
...dear god...I think I have a dolphin fetish. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 10:16 AM |
Sure...petted...you know it's just going to jump you when it gets the
chance. Acting all cute to lure you in...
Hell...thats what I did... ____________________
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Tvileren
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 10:44 AM |
It seems that rape by dolphins is pretty regular (horny bastards) within
their own kind and with humans.. think of the horrible end of being banged
to death by a 400 punds animal with an ejeculation with the force of a shot
gun (just read it) auchie...
But this makes the Dolphins the nice "wise" animals swimming around in the
sea but a bunch of horny little fuckers that should BE SHOT AT SIGHT.
and earn many many $ on selling it to people along with tartar sauce and
lemon... ____________________
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Nicholas
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 03:56 PM |
| I think the whole horny dolphin rape thing makes them pretty fucking
human.... LET'S GIVE THEM GUNS!!! ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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burn1311
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 04:14 PM |
damn, dolphin rape. there is something you dont hear about every day. must
be pretty unpleasnt thing to do. and yes, they should be givin guns
straight away, along with the homeless.
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Devin
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 04:37 PM |
Back when I was a sound engineer, this nightclub on maui called me in to
set up stuff for a lunch thing. Turns out some new age group had rented
the place out for the afternoon for some patchuli-fest. So I set up
microphones, and plugged their synthesizers and stuff in for the spacey
background piddling. One of the ladies putting it on was helping me, but I
tried to keep my distance - they kinda gimme the creeps with their big eyes
and vacant stares.
So it starts. People get up and give the usual "the aliens are coming to
save us soon, they told me so" speaches, and I was falling asleep.
Then a lady gets up and starts talking about swimming around in the water
with dolphins, I was about to nod off when she started going into graphic
detail about how she fucked one. She used much more new age terms (bonded,
melded, etc..) in the beginning, but it got really graphic. She proceeds
to go into every possible detail to "share the experience with her
people".
Needless to say, when we were packing up, I really kept my distance. All I
could think of for days was "If I'd fucked a dolphin, I wouldn't be telling
a room full of aging hippies with hardons all about it". Nowadays, I'm a
cynical old perv, but at the time I was a pretty innocent kid, and I think
it scarred me for life. And even now, I'm not THAT much of an old perv.
Did I mention she was really graphic? ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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bettie_x
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 05:11 PM |
| WHY does that remind me so much of the simpson's episode about an aging
actor who's career was ruined after an "erotic incident" at an aquarium? ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Starlight
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posted on 29/4/2003 at 12:48 AM |
Well geeze louise...all these years on this planet...and I was actually
unaware of the dolphin rape factor.
All this time I thought they were these mystickal, magickal creatures...and
they're just horny ol' pervs like everyone else...go figure.
Sort of gives a whole new meaning to "Flipper"...Flip Her...hmmm. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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dead-cell
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posted on 29/4/2003 at 07:11 AM |
Bettie: Troy McClure, he has a fetish with fish.
This Dolphin rape give me a whole new prespective on the Flipper and
Jimmy's (what's the kids name) relationship.
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co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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callei
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posted on 29/4/2003 at 07:15 AM |
new-age dolphin beastiality on maui. *mind fubbles with the divergent
ideas*
Can that be any more strange? hmmm Did they also believe that the dolphons
were talking to those aliens that are into all that anal probing?
No wait, please dont tell me. ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 29/4/2003 at 08:58 AM |
What about Lucas and Darwin from that show with the big submarine?
Darwin was a dolphin that could talk dirty, and lucas really like that
blowhole... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Devin
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posted on 29/4/2003 at 11:25 AM |
I don't know nothing about them aliens.
And I wasn't about to ask her of all people how dolphins taste.... ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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