Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2003 at 02:45 PM |
For those of you who are new to this site, I'll explain the rules of this
forum...THERE ARE NO RULES! In this forum, we have a knock down drag out
brawl of some of the most creative people I have ever met. Your imagination
is your weapon, and the most creative wins...wins what? Hell if I know! So
stand tall, bare arms and have at thee!
Chaos reigns! Let the games begin...again!!
::Hops up onto his pedestal and pulls out a red ball and a bondage duck::
Bring it... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2003 at 03:15 PM |
Alrighty! 
*loosens his mighty
sword-of-eternal-everlasting-doom-that-is-gray-and-day-glo orange-striped
in its scabbard*
*pulls out his trusty paper-mache bow, complete with dental floss
bowstring*
WHERE's MARA?! I'm gonna open a family-size, no, scratch that... an
INDUSTRIAL-SIZE can of whoop-ass on her!   ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2003 at 03:22 PM |
| ::Stick an iron ball gag in bondage duck's mouth then attaches pnuematic
airhouse to one of it's remaining orifices...pumps air and launches ball at
Ironboots:: First blood! Aaaargh! :aints face blue,
whips of pants and draws a smiley on his yoo-hoo while anticapting the
solid crack of duck artillery against skull:: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2003 at 04:22 PM |
Arrives driving a tanker truck filled with baby drool that I have been
patiently collecting, rather like those people who spent all their time
hovering around the Virgin Mary so they could catch her tears in little
bottles and sell them to good little Catholics. Opens the valve on the
tanker so all the drool flows forth in a mighty wave of sliminess!
Swim!! Swim!! Swim for your lives!
*insert evil laugh* ____________________
"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2003 at 05:58 PM |
Oui... *lays there naked and humiliated, pondering the meaning of life as
the waves of drool wash over him*
Is it just me, or does being the victim of a drool tidal wave make you want
to ponder philosophy?
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic   Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2003 at 07:14 PM |
Hmmm....desperate times like this call for my most vile of attacks...
*Sticks a foot out and trips Dolo*
BAM!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
*runs around naked, laughing insanely* ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:17 PM |
| *Walk in, examines scene, readies his hand to draw his cardboard
tube.............of death* ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:24 PM |
*Stops and looks at dead cell*
I see you are trained in the path of the Penny Arcade...you shall prove a
worthy opponent indeed.
*summons the knife wielding monkey horde*
But in the end...I shall be victorious. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Closetgothbabe
Member   Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:50 PM |
::storms into the room where M_W and dead_cell are in an intense battle in
which it seems that the knife weilding monkey horde is winning this
battle::
I see the battel has begun Merry! ::pulls out lots of bananas filled with
morphine::
Take that you silly little MONKEYS!!
::floats over to see if dead_cell is stil alive and casts blood boil on
him::
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Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:52 PM |
Ha my monkeys are not ones for mere doped up bananas! On, onward my
pretties!
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Okay, dazzle me.
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Geist
Member  Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2003 at 10:54 PM |
| Berserking Ninja Demon Queen, Ninja 2, come my ninja brother and sister. We
must find our other brother and prepare, for we have much work to do.
*starts feelin giddy just thinkin about all the heads he gets to chop off*
Infidel defilers !! Know they will know why they fear the dark !!! ____________________
Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 05:20 AM |
::bites Geist's head off::
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Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 06:52 AM |
*arrives at the meaning of life and is instantly transformed into a
pseudo-deity-monk-thing*
Muahaahaha! 1 h07d 1|\|f1|\|1T3 P0\/\/3R!!!!
All bow before my L33tsp33|<.!
*unleashes the demons of l33tsp33|<, whose terrible grammar overwhelm the
masses*
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Shade
Fanatic  Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 01:44 PM |
*Attempts to sneak in but slips on a puddle of drool. Slides across the
floor ducking monkeys and D3m0n5 on the way to the circuit breakers. Pulls
out a rool of tinfoil, a leatherman tool, and a pocket macGuyver and resets
the lights to stun.*
"Bwa-ha-ha! Eat hot disco lights!" ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 01:54 PM |
hmmm whats this button do????? :uts on my
electricians gloves and pokes the main circuit breaker::
Take that drool covered boy!!!!!!! muhahahahaha!! ____________________
Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 02:07 PM |
| :ives for
cover behind a small generatior conduit and pops out but second later
dressed in a swanky black ninja outfit:: Fear all the silent wrath of
Dolo-san! ::Grimaces, makes with the Ninjariffic SBD, birds fall from sky,
thunder rolls...plants die:: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Abbadon
Fanatic  Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 03:26 PM |
You lose, all your base are belong to us.
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 05:07 PM |
*Screams as the button resets the lights to 'strange Jazz' and throws
carrots at the hallucinatory abbadon clone*
"Aaah, jazz lighting, the candle flickers and smoky atmosphere, making me
feel peaceful..."
*Slumps into a gently weaving mass* ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me
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