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Author: Subject: Dueling Banjos Zwei

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  posted on 25/3/2003 at 02:45 PM
For those of you who are new to this site, I'll explain the rules of this forum...THERE ARE NO RULES! In this forum, we have a knock down drag out brawl of some of the most creative people I have ever met. Your imagination is your weapon, and the most creative wins...wins what? Hell if I know! So stand tall, bare arms and have at thee!

Chaos reigns! Let the games begin...again!!


::Hops up onto his pedestal and pulls out a red ball and a bondage duck::

Bring it...

 

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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King

 

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  posted on 25/3/2003 at 03:15 PM
Alrighty!

*loosens his mighty sword-of-eternal-everlasting-doom-that-is-gray-and-day-glo orange-striped in its scabbard*

*pulls out his trusty paper-mache bow, complete with dental floss bowstring*

WHERE's MARA?! I'm gonna open a family-size, no, scratch that... an INDUSTRIAL-SIZE can of whoop-ass on her!

 

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Piggy's got the Conch!

 

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  posted on 25/3/2003 at 03:22 PM
::Stick an iron ball gag in bondage duck's mouth then attaches pnuematic airhouse to one of it's remaining orifices...pumps air and launches ball at Ironboots:: First blood! Aaaargh! :aints face blue, whips of pants and draws a smiley on his yoo-hoo while anticapting the solid crack of duck artillery against skull::

 

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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King

 

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  posted on 25/3/2003 at 04:22 PM
Arrives driving a tanker truck filled with baby drool that I have been patiently collecting, rather like those people who spent all their time hovering around the Virgin Mary so they could catch her tears in little bottles and sell them to good little Catholics. Opens the valve on the tanker so all the drool flows forth in a mighty wave of sliminess!

Swim!! Swim!! Swim for your lives!

*insert evil laugh*

 

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"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"

 

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  posted on 25/3/2003 at 05:58 PM
Oui... *lays there naked and humiliated, pondering the meaning of life as the waves of drool wash over him*

Is it just me, or does being the victim of a drool tidal wave make you want to ponder philosophy?

 

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Piggy's got the Conch!

 

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  posted on 26/3/2003 at 07:14 PM
Hmmm....desperate times like this call for my most vile of attacks...
*Sticks a foot out and trips Dolo*
BAM!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
*runs around naked, laughing insanely*

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 

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  posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:17 PM
*Walk in, examines scene, readies his hand to draw his cardboard tube.............of death*

 

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co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)

 

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  posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:24 PM
*Stops and looks at dead cell*
I see you are trained in the path of the Penny Arcade...you shall prove a worthy opponent indeed.
*summons the knife wielding monkey horde*
But in the end...I shall be victorious.

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 

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  posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:50 PM
::storms into the room where M_W and dead_cell are in an intense battle in which it seems that the knife weilding monkey horde is winning this battle::

I see the battel has begun Merry! ::pulls out lots of bananas filled with morphine::

Take that you silly little MONKEYS!!

::floats over to see if dead_cell is stil alive and casts blood boil on him::

 

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Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!

 

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  posted on 26/3/2003 at 08:52 PM
Ha my monkeys are not ones for mere doped up bananas! On, onward my pretties!

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 

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  posted on 26/3/2003 at 10:54 PM
Berserking Ninja Demon Queen, Ninja 2, come my ninja brother and sister. We must find our other brother and prepare, for we have much work to do. *starts feelin giddy just thinkin about all the heads he gets to chop off* Infidel defilers !! Know they will know why they fear the dark !!!

 

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Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...

 

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  posted on 27/3/2003 at 05:20 AM
::bites Geist's head off::

 

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Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!

 

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  posted on 27/3/2003 at 06:52 AM
*arrives at the meaning of life and is instantly transformed into a pseudo-deity-monk-thing*

Muahaahaha! 1 h07d 1|\|f1|\|1T3 P0\/\/3R!!!!

All bow before my L33tsp33|<.!

*unleashes the demons of l33tsp33|<, whose terrible grammar overwhelm the masses*

 

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Piggy's got the Conch!

 

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  posted on 27/3/2003 at 01:44 PM
*Attempts to sneak in but slips on a puddle of drool. Slides across the floor ducking monkeys and D3m0n5 on the way to the circuit breakers. Pulls out a rool of tinfoil, a leatherman tool, and a pocket macGuyver and resets the lights to stun.*

"Bwa-ha-ha! Eat hot disco lights!"

 

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It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me

 

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  posted on 27/3/2003 at 01:54 PM
hmmm whats this button do????? :uts on my electricians gloves and pokes the main circuit breaker::

Take that drool covered boy!!!!!!! muhahahahaha!!

 

____________________
Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!

 

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  posted on 27/3/2003 at 02:07 PM
:ives for cover behind a small generatior conduit and pops out but second later dressed in a swanky black ninja outfit:: Fear all the silent wrath of Dolo-san! ::Grimaces, makes with the Ninjariffic SBD, birds fall from sky, thunder rolls...plants die::

 

____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King

 

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  posted on 27/3/2003 at 03:26 PM
You lose, all your base are belong to us.
 

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  posted on 27/3/2003 at 05:07 PM
*Screams as the button resets the lights to 'strange Jazz' and throws carrots at the hallucinatory abbadon clone*

"Aaah, jazz lighting, the candle flickers and smoky atmosphere, making me feel peaceful..."

*Slumps into a gently weaving mass*

 

____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion. />
-Me

 
 


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