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Author: Subject: Conspiracy Theory

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  posted on 16/3/2003 at 08:14 PM
Gotta love them!
And to my great pleasure I've found a way to make my own

Here is my contribution, I look forward to hear what you guys can cook up:

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand world peace you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Al Quaida made up of lesbians with help from jews.

The conspiracy first started during The Vietnam War in Bergen Belsen. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Viking discovery of America/Vinland.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nosepicking.

They want to gut girlscouts and imprison resisters in Gehenna using steam ship.

In order to prepare for this, we all must bounce. Since the media is controlled by Illuminati we should get our information from The US Senate.

Conspiracy Theories

 

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  posted on 16/3/2003 at 08:29 PM
THE IRISH !!! ITS AL THE IRISH AND THEIR DAMN LITTLE PEOPLE !!!!

 

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Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...

 

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  posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:11 PM
Kat, that's absurd. The Aliens that probe mee anally each night and beam orders to the Shadow Government through my neighbor's dog's brain would never allow that.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to die so i could watch, and then me die.

-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:18 PM
Oh, like the Aliens would touch you... In your dreams, deep one!

 

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  posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:19 PM
And check out the link goddamn it an post your custom made theory!!!

 

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  posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:33 PM
(I had to clean it up a little but other than grammer and syntax, it appears as the generator yielded)

What They Don't Want You to Know:

In order to understand radioactive contamination you need to realize that everything is controlled by The Beatles made up of retarded Mc Donald's employees with help from everybody but yoo. The conspiracy first started during the cancelation of MASH on the planet Grumbek. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Biblical flood.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by excessive casual public masterbation.

They want to Roman quarter Moby and imprison resisters in Ass Vacuum Central using bumper cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must totally annhiliate. Since the media is controlled by flower children we should get our information from Nazi sleeper agents.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.




-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:36 PM
Aaah, that is just poetry! Knew I could count on you honey!
Now I'm just waiting to see if any other warped minds comes up with something good!

 

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  posted on 17/3/2003 at 01:02 AM


What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand that watching too much football makes your genitals shrink, you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Queens of the Stone Age made up of Blond Sicilians with help from Pissed off Pagans (commonly called POP).

The conspiracy first started when Columbus borrowed the money from Queen Isabella to go discover himself...err I mean the New World in the Adromeda Galaxy.

They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the parting of the Red Sea.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting and butt scratching.

They want to asphyxiate Right to LIfe People and imprison resisters in Siberia using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must be happy bi-sexuals. Since the media is controlled by the National Organization for Women, we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.

 

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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." ~Mae West


 

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  posted on 17/3/2003 at 05:48 AM
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Freedom you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Clan made up of Midgets with help from The Celts.
The conspiracy first started during D-Day in the Taj Mahal. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Chernobyl.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Nail bitting.

They want to Beat The Ralieans and imprison resisters in Minnesota using Donkey Carts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Eat Big Macs. Since the media is controlled by Smurfs we should get our information from your mom.

 

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Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions...

 

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  posted on 17/3/2003 at 05:05 PM
In order to understand Truth you need to realize that everything is controlled by the rednecks made up of babies with help from the Christians.
The conspiracy first started during the battle of Agincourt in Zimbabwe. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the assassination of JFK.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by incessant belching.

They want to tickle the goths and imprison resisters in Seattle using skateboards.

In order to prepare for this, we must all puke. Since the media is controlled by lesbians we should get our information from the Catholic priests.

 

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"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"

 

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  posted on 18/3/2003 at 07:16 AM
In order to understand Communism you need to realize that everything is controlled by unemployed alcoholic clowns made up of Irishmen with help from all three Yakmen of Shangri-La.
The conspiracy first started during Invasion of Normandy at Shmeng. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Rosenberg Trials.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their habit of insect imitation.

They want to setting fire to George W. Bush and imprison resisters in New York using Segway People Movers.

In order to prepare for this, we all must grin with glee. Since the media is controlled by the E.L.F. we should get our information from the Moral Majority.

 

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Piggy's got the Conch!

 

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  posted on 20/3/2003 at 06:52 AM
In order to understand existenstialism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Masquerade made up of the Basque with help from serial killers.
The conspiracy first started during death of Attila the Hun in Burbon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the beheading of Ann Boylen.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by crotch grabbing.

They want to flip the finger at Hamas and imprison resisters in United States using partical transfromers.

In order to prepare for this, we all must go voting. Since the media is controlled by Ralph Nadar we should get our information from Florida.

 

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It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus

 

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  posted on 28/3/2003 at 11:36 AM
What They Don't Want You To Know:

In order tounderstand that you must escape the ass-clowns running our society, you must simply sit up straight, drool trickling from the side of your mouth, and stare at the ceiling. When it begins moving, you know you have escaped.
( No, movement while blinking does not count )
The reign of ass-clown started during the Spanish Inquisition when they found the first of the " Bozo Line " touching small boy children behind the McDonalds. He was then made the into the Pope and worshipped.
The ass-clowns can be identified by large red noses * common among some species of monkies* eyes that are unusually close together
* think george w. bush * and the need to ride in extremely small cars and honk little horns. They also enjoy relaxing and taking long walks along nude beaches for gay men.
Their goal is Disney World Domination and they will stop at nothing to get it, inside sources say that have already kidnapped and molested Mickey Mouse. * shame on them, those goddamn ass-clown sons of bitches *
In order to prepare for and end their reign, we must learn to ring bells to rhythm using only our mouths and wear a chastity belt so that our asses may not be infiltrated.

God Speed # 2.

 

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In my eyes, to be human is not to be able to live and die, but it is to feel pain, love, happiness, and all other things that keep our hearts from freezing over into the bloody ice that distinguishes man from the beasts of night.

 
 


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