Geist
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posted on 12/3/2003 at 11:27 PM |
I may not have been around long and everyone can bitch at me if they want
but here is my 1.83 cents... It seems to me that everyone around here is
starting to get... I dunno, a little edgy. Things taken the wrong way and
misinterpreted, comments meant to me sarcastic misconstrued... Everyone
just seems to be getting a little mad when we really all shouldn't be. So
here is my proposed soultion.... We needa have one of these big cult orgies
I've heard so much about. I'm talkin bout every damn member (of course of
legal age )
gettin down and dirty... Bring ya toys if ya want, bring ya friends, bring
what ever the hell you think you need... We got whips and chains, people
wresteling in pools of chocolate pudding (AND JELLO !!!), whateva you want
!!! I dont wanna see no arguing, no fighting, just plenty of people
pleasured till they pass out ! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/3/2003 at 11:58 PM |
right cause sex solves all interpersonal problems...
I jest, I'm not trying to sound bitchy, I just couldn't resist. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Domkitten
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 12:43 AM |
I've got whip cream, strawberries, and groupies, I'm in.
Let's get naked and vent our frustration with licorice whips and
marshmallows.
Ahsay. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 01:05 AM |
There is no way in hell, no matter what situation it would resolve, that
you would get me anywhere near, let alone roll about in like a madwoman, a
tub of fruit flavored, fun shaped, oversugared ground up animal bones,
hooves, and cartiliage.
Nor a tub of congealed chocolate flavored animal fluid.
I hope you like rollin around in puke, boys, because THAT'S ALL you're
gettin out of me if you try to get me anywhere near that gunk *MASSIVE
PROJECTILE YAK*
Besides, who's bein pissy? Maybe I'm just not paying attention. Been
stickin to the forums corner because it's all I can handle right now.
I"VE been pissy but I been takin it out on nobody but me. Eh it happens
around here you know, every so often...like a big collective knot in the
knickers. It'll pass, just as it always has.
____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Psychopixi
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 01:33 AM |
I'm up for an orgy... provided it's here in the UK. After all I am of legal
age*here*... ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 11:51 AM |
Can we start it with a ritual sacrifice? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 12:56 PM |
Alright, alright...sorry about that, I agree...tensions do seem to be
running a bit high, everywhere...I don't know how well the orgy would fly,
but thats a cool idea...but I do agree that it needs to stop, I mean
hell...the Almighty reached down and cut it...so, I'm done...::Throws down
sword::
In the words of Chief Joseph..."I will fight no more forever..."
Or something like that. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Shade
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 01:57 PM |
Sex may not solve all interpersonal problems, but it sure as hell makes
people too relaxed to keep having them, even if only for a short while. We
can even get pectin or soy based jello and pudding for the vegans out
there. Don't worry Comedian, we'll have seperate vats of the regular stuff
for the soy alergics as well!
So, now who has the eerie castle on the moors where we can throw this bash? ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 02:23 PM |
so you ware trying to play and orgy without a permit from the mistress of
orgies i see. I think that is a sin of sorts. I'll have to check with the
mother confessor and the mistress of discipline on the procedure. lemme get
back to you on it. |
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Geist
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 06:03 PM |
Of course we're not going to have and orgy without you Callei, well that
would be just plain silly. We're just trying to get the details worked out
before we present the idea to you for approval. Save you some headaches.
____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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KatB
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 06:31 PM |
Bah, I absolutely refuse to not be bitchy if I feel like it! Not all the
sex in the world could stop me...
But an orgy sounds like fun tho' - can you PLEEEEASE wait until
August???
I'll bring Keiko the whale for the ritual sacrifice/BBQ.
And hey - did you REALLY think you could adress meat-eating - no matter how
sarcastic - without getting some response?
____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...

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Geist
Member   Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 06:51 PM |
of course not. i expect a response out of everything I write. If there
wasn't I would probably stop writting. ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 10:21 PM |
I don't think I'm gonna participate in the full fledge orgy part of the
event....so I think I'll just sit on the sidelines and masturbate. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 12:43 AM |
OOoooo *points finger* you were plannin naughties without the consent of
the mistress of orgies....you are in SO much trouble!
And shade, I made soy puddin' the other day and it fuckin RAWKS MY
CASBAH.
Michael wants more, but the store with the fixins for it is a 20 min drive
*sulk*
Amen for bulk purchasing of indulgent crap on the internet! I shall have
nothing but vegan pudding and mac and cheese till armageddon! HUZZAH! ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 02:25 AM |
Its sad that the new kids jsut dont know what they are getting in to when i
come to pissing of the patheon. I am thinkingof calling a blood orgy down
on one or two of the little tykes.
You of course get first dibs....
And there is a vegan jello that is made from wheat (i think) that i used to
eat when i was a kid and i know there is one from rice as well. That gets
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 10:00 AM |
Okey-dokey. If its approved by the Mother Confessor and the Mistress of
Orgies and the Great Deity Himself, All those who were involved in the
planning of an unauthorized orgy will henceforth be punished as follows.
You will be taken to the Great Orgy Room in the center of the Temple and
stripped naked and chained to the rings embedded in the walls. You have
just become decorations and playthings for the biggest party Shmeng has
ever thrown. Everyone's most favorite pleasures will be made available and
everyone can party in their favorite ways until the sun comes up and we all
retire to the black satin lined alcoves in the recovery area to sleep it
off. Someone will come along to release you eventually. Have Fun! ____________________
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Geist
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 11:32 AM |
I humbly beg for your forgiveness and accept my punishment... what has been
done has been done. I shall accept my fate. I GET FIRST DIBS !!! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Anya
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 12:38 PM |
Kinky. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 02:05 PM |
I think i can swing it with the Deity, so if you have any pull with the
Mother Confessor, we gat get this party started! |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 06:55 PM |
Hey, punishment sounds OK by me, but first things first! I want a PROPER
confession, and I mean private, with all the gory details of what EXACTLY
you were intending to do at this oh-so-sinful unauthorized orgy! 
Ooooh, I DO get SOOOOO much pleasure out of a proper confession, or should
I say, an IMPROPER one!
By the way, nice to see some activity (no pun intended!) going on in the
cult forum! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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