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Author: Subject: First Impressions

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  posted on 22/2/2003 at 03:46 AM
Well, after a wonderful night of boozing it up with our resident Shmengy Sailors Morte and Shmitty do I ever feel like crawling back in the whole I came from. This was the first time I had ever met them in person and I would have to say without a doubt the worst first impression I've every made. I mean shit, what the hell else is everyone supposed to think when ya set yourself on fire ? (not intentionally) A little word of advice to all ov you out there who do drink alcohol, STAY AWAY FROM ANY DRINK THAT IS ON FIRE !!! I don't care if you've done it before, which I have, it is no fun having half of your face burnt off. On the plus side Morte did get a picture right after it happened although that one is not near as bad as the one i got of me the next morning. All in all I have to say the night went alright. I stayed for a while longer and had a few more drinks. The only thing that really I can't figure out about the night is why the hell everyone was callin me Carter.... you'll have to get back to me on that one Morte.

So what do all of you consider to be your worst first impression ?

 

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  posted on 23/2/2003 at 04:11 PM
I must be the only loser on the face of the earth I guess at least that makes me unique...
 

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  posted on 23/2/2003 at 05:17 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I'm laughing at this for so many different reasons that I'm not even going get into them. So, uh, Dolo, do YOU want to comment?
But I will say that I have made some very bad first impressions while drunk, and kissing a dweeb.

 

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  posted on 23/2/2003 at 09:32 PM
hehe. go ahead laugh it up. I actually get a pretty good laugh out of it too... and it hurts so bad. I'll tell ya what though. And for all of you that are smoking and want to quit, I've got a surefire method. Just let me set your face on fire 1 time (unless you wanna let me do it again) and I swear you'll be cured. I haven't had one in 3 days so far.
 

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  posted on 25/2/2003 at 02:46 AM
Ack, I've singed my face before. Never ever blow air into a cylinder with a gasoline fire at the bottom... Instant chemestry lesson. Luckily eyelashes grow back

 

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  posted on 25/2/2003 at 10:50 AM
And what lovely eyelashes they are....hehehe....sounds very painful for the both of you. Burning the forehead with a curling iron hurts bad enough, those burns must've been extremely painful.

 

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  posted on 25/2/2003 at 02:37 PM
I know someone who burned her eye with a curling iron - the eyeball, not the lid! Luckily, she only damaged her sight temporarily. *shudder*

 

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  posted on 26/2/2003 at 10:19 AM
My goodness, that would hurt! *Covers eyes and screams*

 

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  posted on 26/2/2003 at 06:37 PM
Well an update on the situation... MY FACE FUCKING HURTS !!! I swear I have never been in this much pain in my entire life. I mean shit, being beaten and raped by an army of flying monkeys wasn't even this bad. (yes the flying monkeys from The Wizard of OZ. Don't ask.) And all of the percocet in the world won't help me... anyone have any advice besides a bullet to the head ?
 

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  posted on 26/2/2003 at 10:14 PM
Sorry to hear about your face getting burnt. One of the best things, if you can get a hold of a plant yourself, is aloe vera. You cut off one of the leaves and slice off the thorns on each side and then slice it down through the "meat" of the leaf...then rub the inside of the leaf itself on the burns.. you can put both halves of the leaf together and refrigerate it and reuse it over and over...it's a very succulent plant. It feels wonderful on burns, it stinks cuz it's a cactus, but it feels wonderful and it heals burns very well.

 

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  posted on 27/2/2003 at 10:28 AM
Yes, you should try aloe. My cousin lives in Miami and keeps a jar of aloe in his fridge. Works so well! Whenever I burn myself I cut off a piece of one of my aloe plants and make it all better.

 

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  posted on 27/2/2003 at 11:45 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dude, I'm telling you, even tho you are in pain, having someone yell at me... "
PUT HIM OUT PUT HIM OUT!!!!! its fucking hillarious. but im sorry. *giggle*

I was so faded, i cant remember how many shots we had already taken before that happened. Oh buddy...you must come out again...besides setting yourself onfire, and even after i guess it was fun. hee hee

Oh and guys, just for the record, it was a flaming shot of Bacardi 151.

-Mort

 

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  posted on 28/2/2003 at 12:45 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I have heard some fuckin' high-larious things shouted out while drunk or by drunks, but I think that just moved to the top of the list!

 

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  posted on 1/3/2003 at 08:52 AM
Yeah, we'll have to get together again before I leave Morte. I've been avaiding going out in public cause I know the first 6 yr old that looks at me like I belonged in a freak show (oh wait, nevermind.) was gonna get an ear full and then I'm prolly have to lay the smackdown on their parents. :: and its a flying leg drop off the top rope, ouch thats gotta hurt:: **clean up on aisle 6 Bill, clean up on aisle 6*
 

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  posted on 1/3/2003 at 02:47 PM
Savage cool Geist...I fondly remember my drinking days with Morte and Schmitty. -shakes head- as for that whole "Carter" thing...jeez, I wonder who those guys are talking about...mm-mm...I jus' dunno'.

fwooosh.

 

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  posted on 1/3/2003 at 08:43 PM
Bad, alcohol-related first impressions on fellow Shmengers - I think I've got one!
One of the first days Squid was here we were going to a gig, and knowing a rather complicated ex would show up, I made sure to pour down a couple of rather large Dirty Martinis, just to boost my ego. Well, not being used to how my new medicine reacts with booze, I came to myself FIVE hours later (still at home, thank gawd) with my head stuck down the toilet. With lots of broken glass and bruices after apparently having falled alot...
Whoooaaaa.
The considerate, non-drinking Squid had even provided me with a pillow :-)
We even made to VNV Nation!

 

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  posted on 3/3/2003 at 11:24 AM
Just last night...for no real reason, I got drunker than hell with my MOM of all people...she's pretty damn cool though. We just started slamming back various shots until we were too dizzy to stand...flipped on the TV and watched Kung Pao together...we laughed so hard the dog passed out...man that was cool.
Seriously though, if I don't have anything else to do but get lit with my mom (who drinks maybe once a year)...then I seriously need to go out and kill someone...

 

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  posted on 3/3/2003 at 12:23 PM
*snicker* Remember the story about your Mom at Christmas with the blinking lights and the baby?

"Ooh no, the lights, the lights!"

 

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  posted on 4/3/2003 at 09:20 AM
Hmm this is all funny to me cause I can think of lots of real embarrassing shit my friends have done while intoxicated.......like Amy for instance ::lol:: she got trashed one night and decided that the kitchen was the bathroom and the frig was the toilet (hahahaha) yeah ewwwwwww!!!! She just opened the door and pulled her shit down and pissed right there in the frig of all places. Geist if you feel the need to drink 151 from now on then you should try it with red bull, thats the best shit eva!! Ok I guess I will tell the one time that my first impression was memorable. We was all really drunk at my sisters apartment in Jacksonville, I decided to take my drunken swim which wasnt unusual. I had to borrow Crystals shorts so I wouldnt get my undies and stuff wet and just left on my bra. Eveyone ended up going swimming also which was fun. Get done swimming and me and Amy decide to head back to the apartment to get more booze, like she needed anymore. The Pizza guy was there when we got there and some couple of other friends was there. I am standing there talking to the pizza guy and woosh there goes my shorts down to my knees. Amy being the one who yanked them and course she thinks this is totally hilarious, well the pizza guy strated hangin out all the time after this. Geist see dont feel so bad we have all had those not so great first impressions and see people still love us, I still love Amy even though she yanked my drawers down in front of some strange guy!!!!!!!!!! hehe
 

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  posted on 4/3/2003 at 09:25 AM
Bottom line is, you ain't living unless you've made an ass out of yourself, and I don't mean just a normal ass...I mean a spectacular ass...god knows I have, and when you have friends who take it all in stride with you, so much the better...Geist, if my boys still haven't told you the origin of the whole "Carter" thing, which they prolly shoulda' by now...e-mail me or something, I'll fill ya' in.

 

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